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1. Skateboarding 2. Street Racing 3. School Plays

Sounds like a dream come true.

Wow. Clever. Because no one has tried to use my kid as a cheap shot. What about the mother?

Blowjob!

I'm just gonna watch Lohan shake her ass in a few. After that, the channel changes.

Beau deserves a second chance. He's owned everyone in this competition. I was in Awe. Owned means making fairly obvious observations I take it?

That group is going to suck enormous amounts of dick.

When your whole face is numb from coke, what's the difference?

And an ass that tastes like French Vanilla ice cream.

Named Destiny? And white? With blond hair and big breasts? Well, stranger things have happened.

Gross Not according to Pat Patterson.

There goes two words that should never go together. Sadly, they do. Like toothpaste and orange juice.

It's like getting drunk in my car and forcing myself to listen to songs I avoid like the plague. There are a few cool ones though, they'll toss in some gems here and there. I like the ones who play older shit, rather then whatever happens to be on "alternative" radio at the time.

But, I fronted a cover band............ Most of the covers we did didn't suck though. For the two shows we lasted, here was our setlist. "It's So Easy"-GNR "Mr. Brownstone"-GNR "Roadhouse Blues"-Doors "Five To One"-Doors "Hey Hey What Can I Do?"-Led Zep "Fire"-Jimi Hendrix Our second set was a little more for the broads. "Shimmer"-Fuel "Alive"-Pearl Jam "He's Everything You Want"-I don't know "How's It Gonna Be"-I forget "Lost Angel"-Me "Memories Fade"-Me "LA Woman"-Doors Another break, then this "Patience/One In A Million"-GNR "Lose Yourself"-Eminem (I gave the mic to the guitar player for that one) "Midnight Blues"-our bass player "You Shook Me All Night Long"-AC/DC Either way, we were the greatest band ever.

Sublime wouldn't bother me if every lameass cover band around here didn't sing that one song over and over again every single time I am in a bar. "Life is (too short), so love the one you got Cause you might get runover or you might get shot Never had to battle with no bulletproof vest Never start no static I just get it off my chest Take a small example, take a tip from me Take all of your money, give it all to charity Love is what I got It's within my reach" SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP!

There goes two words that should never go together.

Weed only leads to cartoons, junkfood and Bob Marley. My three mortal enemies.

Maybe these are a little more up your alley glowstick boy.

There ya go CWM, the first one's on me

Why not try a little of this? Mwa hahahahahaha

I guess last night's coke binge prevented me from helping my team. But then again, I was doing the lines off of a stripper's ass, so I think that's a healthy excuse.

It most likely has to do with having a mouth full of dong.

You orally pleasure other males.

Now that's what I call entertainment.

Have a few beers and pick up chicks.