Richard

I think it is "But they're mine."

Despite rarely ever flossing, I've had only one cavity in the last decade.

ELITE COMBAT PROJECT Episode I Styles and JBL welcome us to the debut of the new fed and give us basic info. The main prize, the ECP World Heavyweight belt, will be awarded to the winner of a 15-man tournament. Randy Savage has been given a first-round bye due to being the champion of the late UWE. All 1st-rd mtaches will have a 15 minute time limit. 1. World Title Tournament 1st rd. match Rey Mysterio Jr defeated Shelton Benjamin with an inside cradle at 14:56. Afterwards, the two shake hands. Mysterio will face the winner of Booker T/ Stan Hansen, which is scheduled for next week. The announcers discuss the TV and Tag titles. Tonight, there will be a battle royale where the final 8 competitors will be booked in a 8-man tag match. The members of the winning team will face each other in a fatal four-way for the belt. The Tag belts will be contested at the ECP’s first pay-per-view in a tag team turmoil event. Since most of the roster is chasing one of the other belts, the competitors are tba. Jonathan Coachman is backstage with Bobby Heenan, who introduces the newest incarnation of the Heenan Family: Warlord and Barbarian as the Powers of Pain, “ The next (first) ECP Television champion” Alex Shelley, Giant Gonzalez, and the crown jewel of the stable :Vader. 2. World Title Tournament 1st rd. match Vader (with Heenan) defeated Owen Hart with a Vaderbomb at 13:23. Vader gave Hart another bomb post-match, drawing the British Bulldogs out to make the save. Vader will face the winner of next week’s Roddy Piper/Barry Windham bout. Maria interviews Randy Savage, who is upset over only getting a first-round bye. Everyone knows he’s the real champion, and whoever has the misfortune of being scheduled against him is advised to withdraw for their own good. Macho Man also needs a new valet, and Maria is looking awfully good. When he won’t take no for an answer, Ken Shamrock comes to the rescue. Savage tells Shamrock that he made a big mistake. 3. 25- man Battle Royale order of elimination: 1. Marty Janetty by Terry Gordy 2. Evan Karagias by Finlay 3. Lance Cade by Chris Sabin 4. Chris Sabin by Powers of Pain 5. Little Guido by New Jack 6. Terry Taylor by Dustin Rhodes 7. Stevie Richards by Tajiri 8. Kensuke Sasaki by Alex Shelley 9. Alex Shelly by Dynamite Kid 10. Amazing Red by Giant Gonzalez 11. Brad Armstrong by Terry Gordy 12. Dynamite Kid by the Powers of Pain 13. Brian Lee by Dustin Rhodes 14. Giant Gonzalez by Gordy, Sean O’Haire, Finlay, Rick Martel, and Ricky Morton 15. Rick Martel by Finlay and O’Haire 16. Paul Roma by New Jack 17. Dustin Rhodes By POP Final 8: Warlord, Barbarian, Sean O’Haire, Finlay, Tajiri, New Jack, Terry Gordy, and Ricky Morton (9:38) Coachman draws teams for next week’s tag match: Finlay, Terry Gordy, Warlord, and Ricky Morton vs. Sean O’Haire, New Jack, Tajiri, and Barbarian In a pre-taped vignette, Paul Heyman hypes his charge, Mike Awesome, who calls UFC “gay” and says he will show Kenny how “real” an asskicking from him can be. 4. World Title Tournament 1st rd. match Ken Shamrock defeated Mike Awesome (with Heyman) by dq at 11:36 when Awesome used a chair on Ken’s skull. Savage ran in and did some damage of his own. Shamrock will face the winner of Davey Boy Smith/Raven. Backstage, Kurt Angle shows off his medals to Maria, who is attracted to their shininess. Angle, states that Mexicans like her and his opponent have never accomplished anything important because they lack the three I’s. She tells him that she’s not Mexican, but he assumes she’s ashamed of her heritage. Meanwhile, Rey Mysterio is in Eddie Guerrero’s room to wish him good luck. Nicole Bass interrupts them to offer them her “services.” They politely turn her down, but she won’t give up that easily. 5. World Title Tournament 1st rd. match Eddie Guerrero fought Kurt Angle to a time limit draw at 15:00 Macho Man, who was ejected prior to the match, advances to the semi-finals. Nicole Bass tried to help Eddie but got chaired by Angle. Next Week: World Title Tournament 1st rd. matches: Booker T vs. Stan Hansen Roddy Piper vs. Barry Windham Davey Boy Smith vs. Raven 8-Man Tag match Finlay, Terry Gordy, Warlord, and Ricky Morton vs. Sean O’Haire, New Jack, Tajiri, and Barbarian At the 1st PPV, ECP Initiation: World Title Tournament Final Tag Team Turmoil for Tag Titles

Zack, you still doing this?

What did you think it was about then?

You don't have IE?

You're using Firefox? It happens to me all the time when using it while IE works fine. Ah, much better.

I get bitched at by my dentist for not doing it enough, but I can't be the only one with a problem right? edit: There was supposed to be a poll. Oh well.

The links aren't the only thing broken. Was it ever explained why some old posts are unreadable?

I guess every Faith No More album was unlike the others, and this goes for Mr. Bungle too. Also "Panorama" by the Cars

FANTASTIC. That mullet and American flag bandana combo has to be ironic humor, no way someone could be THAT stereotypical....right? RIGHT? Pretty sure it's a joke.

Q: What have Mount Everest and Virginia Tech got in common? A: They both have killer slopes, and last week, both were 32 degrees below.

"Adore" "Pinkerton" "Metal Machine Music"

Well I guess I should give the answers. 1. 2. 3. 4. 5.

It'll be like a Mormon wedding except "gentiles" are allowed in.

1. Trassig normally occurs when the a. Dissels frull b. Lups chases the vom c. Belgo lisks easily d. Viskal flans, if the viskal is zortil 2. The fribbled breg will snicker best with an: a. Mors. b. Ignu. c. Derst. d. Sortat. 3. What probable causes are indicated when tristl doss occurs in compots? a. Sabs foped and the doths tinzed. b. The kredges roted with the rots. c. Rakogs were not accepted in the sluth. d. Polats were thonced in the sluth. 4. The primary purpose of the cluss in frumpaling is to a. Remove cluss-prangs b. Patch tremails c. Lossen cloughs d. Repair plumots 5. Why does the sigla frequently overfesk the treslum? a. All siglas are mellious. b. Siglas are always votial. c. The treslum is usually tarious. d. No trelsa are directly feskable. If you choose to take the test, please use

I'll start with an easy one. First line: Here come old flattop he come grooving up slowly Last Line: Someday I’m gonna make her mine.

Not bad, but if you're going to start from the beginning, you should probably start a new thread. But I guess you can wait and see if this thread actually goes anywhere.

No, I don't have anything better to do than resurrect old threads. UWE Rage WK 6 Joey Styles, Mike Tenay, and Berzerker start off the show by hyping the upcoming ppv “UWE Second Blood”. Styles isn’t thrilled with the name, but Tenay tries to convince the audience that the action will be so fantastic that a good name isn’t needed. Berzerker has his own idea for a show name. Styles announces that tonight, we will be introduced to the Randomizer©, which will pair teams together at random. While many wrestlers don’t like it, it is sure to set up some exciting match-ups. Mean Gene draws the first team, which is Alex Wright and the British Bulldog. Josh Matthews draws the second, which is Max Moon and Waylon Mercy. JJ Dillon comes out with Eaton and Lane. He says that Arn is badly injured and will be unavailable for awhile. However, he states that Eaton has the right to choose a replacement, and thus the Midnight Express will re-form. 1. Kronik d. Masa Chono/Randy Orton, Los Boriculas Nuevos, and New Jack/Jerry Lynn at 12:54 when Adams pinned Vega following a “High Times”. (**) The MX come out and jaw with the winners. DDR Finals: Blue Meanie and La Parka both give it their all and both receive a similar level of applause, leading to a second round. This time Parka is the clear winner. Meanie congratulates the champ. C M Punk stands outside a stall while Kamala can be heard groaning and farting. Punk scolds his partner on his poor diet and suggests adding more fiber to it. Dustin Vice walks in holding a thighmaster. He complains about the stench and lights a match. Punk asks about the thighmaster, and Dustin says that while some men read on the crapper, he prefers to do what exercise he can . Dustin goes into the neighboring stall and closes the door. After Dustin starts making his own sick noises, Punk decides to get the hell out of there. 2. Ken Shamrock d. Barry Windham by making Barry submit to the ankle lock at 11:12 (***). Windham attacks Shamrock afterwards and demands a rematch. Back in the bathroom, Dustin walks out of the stall. After asking Kamala if he needed a doctor, he decides to light another match, which causes an explosion, leaving Rhodes in blackface. 3. Wild Card match: British Bulldog and Alex Wright d. Max Moon and Waylon Mercy when Davey Boy pinned Moon following a running powerslam at 8:03 (**1/4). Afterwards, Sean O’Haire attacks Bulldog, and Owen comes to rescue again. Malenko is training with Nathan Jones when Dillon stops by to tell Dean that if he had joined his stable, he would have been the replacement partner. Malenko responds that he wants to earn titles, not be given them. JJ says that Dean can have a title shot whenever he wants, but he suggests hooking up with a real wrestler. Dean prevents Nathan from attacking. 4.. Sid Vicious battles Brian Pillman to a double countout at 7:37 (*3/4). The match decends into a hardcore brawl throughout the arena, with David Flair, the Mountie, Chono, and Orton interfering for Pillman and Daniels, Noble, and the Filthy Animals aiding Sid. As staff members are breaking it up, New Jack runs in with a bat and gets revenge on Konnan. Dustin walks by still in blackface. Upon eying New Jack, he quickly turns around and runs away. In a pretaped vignette, the Masked Man reveals his reason for invading the UWE: to destroy Sting! Tenay and Styles believe Ric Flair is up to his old tricks, while Berzerker believe that the clues point to “HUSS!” 5. UWE Championship: Randy Savage © d. Shawn Micheals by countout at 11:25 when members of Clockwork Violence attacked HBK when he was thrown out of the ring, preventing him from returning. (**1'2) Sting, Shamrock, Bulldog, and Owen make the save. Next Week: Ken Shamrock vs. Barry Windham in a rematch Bobby Eaton vs. Bryan Clarke Rey Mysterio and Paul London vs. New Jack and Jerry Lynn KamalaPunk vs. Los Boriculas Nuevos Another wild card tag team match At UWE Second Blood: UWE TV Championship: Rey Mysterio Jr © vs. Christopher Daniels UWE Tag Championship: Midnight Express © vs. Kronik Sting vs. the Mystery Man "Random Act of Violence"Match: A 4 on 4 match featuring teams put together by the randomizer. The first two competitors revealed are the British Bulldog and Sean O’Haire.

The main reason people bashed Hanson, besides Taylor's effeminate good looks making men insecure about their sexuality, was the nonsensical chorus in MMMbop. If they had used a real word or phrase, people would have realized that it was actually a pretty good song for a kids band. Maybe they were going for a Crash Test Dummies homage.

Compared to the shit that has come out since, Hanson wasn't that bad.