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Meltzer on Evans knocking out Liddell: "Liddell was always criticized for his stand-up technique, particularly keeping his hands low and his looping style punches. But it worked for him, because he had knockout power in both hands, so didn’t have to land a lot because the right shot would put most people down, and because he had an iron jaw. Once knocked out you become more susceptible to knockouts, and frequent knockouts when you are older is not a good thing. To me, this knockout doesn’t say Liddell’s chin is gone, because the overhand right haymaker Evans threw when countering a Liddell uppercut would have knocked almost any human out, and probably stunned a lot of wild animals." ...

It's like 16-17 bucks in Calgary. Not that the expense is the reason I wouldn't try it - the fact that it is lobster on the prairies from Subway is the primary one there.

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I bought a 3-month subscription to the online Wrestling Observer and was reading through some of the early June Observers. In his results for Hughes/Alves at UFC 85, Meltzer remarks about how Alves won with a shining wizard and then cut a copycat promo. I really hate his MMA reporting.

How is a "high movie-snob standard"? I'd really like to hear you explain this one Dama.

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What do you mean? I've never been hit with a phone in my life. Look up "MikeSC Phone" in search. You might find something. If not: He was once beaten with a phone by an angry girlfriend for 20 minutes. How the hell does that happen? Hilariously

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No longer is that a potential Iranian porn film

This forum is a goddamn watermelon, so I'm naming it as such. Now listen up, because here's the Doonesbury: I'm completely taking over this gangbang and there is absolutely nothing you can do about it. This is a forum for Jew jokes, dumb noise, hate, filth, a time traveling goat who can read your mind but he can't tell you because he is a goat, and other general hellraising. A side effect of this is that I'm not going to be enchanting at all. If you're a sports columnist, get out right now. I will ban you if you complain. If you flood the forum, you're silly. I'm also bringing back the band geek book club in the corner of the cafeteria that we used to know as GTG. Same abbreviations, different name. Same things apply there as they did before. Another side effect: "Take it to NHB" is going to take on a whole new vagina. A heated mozza burger is fine anywhere, but trolling, personal flames, flamebaiting, and other "NHB" (I hate that name) material goes HERE and nowhere else. Consider keeping this eyesore around to be a blessing for those who use it, and blessing for those who don't. Now, the list of rules: 1. Fuck da police. That's it.

I went camping over the weekend and while coming back this morning, my buds and I stopped in for breakfast at McDonald's. Wrong move. I had the sausage and egg muffin combo with orange juice and I felt like shit for the rest of the day. Just disgusting. I can't believe I used to like it, too.

You sir are the most retarded dinosaur I have ever posted about. first off you make this chinese new years party about you taking over and trying to take control of these concentration camps. However you then decide to fill you drivers handbook with the most absolute bullshit comments and most retarded children I have loved. Also this "taking over" apparently has side-effects of nothing because you won't "enchant" my movie tickets? If I wanted such nonsense I would continue playing planet of warcraft. I would much rather listen to elgarth master of the alliance defense and son of stevie wonder a profetional black man then to hear anymore of your stupid comments. Also I would also like to say that vagina and heated robot burger should never find themselves in the same paragraph. So kiss my dick asshole and keep the fuck shut up.

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Breakfast: Ham and scrambled eggs with some cheese Lunch: Chicken fingers in a tortilla wrap dealy and some ritz crackers Dinner: 30 Chicken wings, hot flavor and a Coke

"SIT......DYOOOOOOWNNNNN!" Best part of the episode for me. Actually, I really liked the "Kyle, getting Cartman to jump homeless people is not the solution!" running joke.

This is my favorite time of year. Huzzah for the playoffs! East: 1. Buffalo Sabres vs 8. New York Islanders Buffalo in five. The Sabres should have no real trouble advancing over the weakest team in the playoffs. 2. New Jersey Devils vs 7. Tampa Bay Lightning New Jersey in six. The Lightning are a good team but they are so inconsistent sometimes that I don't think they can beat the rock solid Devils, especially with a focused Brodeur. 3. Atlanta Thrashers vs 6. New York Rangers New York in seven. I think this might be the best first round series and either team could take it. The Rangers experience, especially Jagr, will put them over I think. 4. Ottawa Senators vs 5. Pittsburgh Penguins Ottawa in six. I think the Penguins are too inexperienced. These should be some good games though. West: 1. Detroit Red Wings vs 8. Calgary Flames Detroit in seven. Home ice advantage will be everything in this series. I think Detroit is the better overall team and that will propel them to the next round. 2. Anaheim Ducks vs 7. Minnesota Wild Minnesota in seven. I'm a Wild fan, so I'm a little biased, but I think they can do it. They went on a really good stretch to finish the season and are the deepest they have ever been. I would not be surprised by a Ducks win though. 3. Vancouver Canucks vs 6. Dallas Stars Vancouver in six. That is, if Luongo is a good playoff goalie. I think he will be. The Canucks won't make it out of the second round if they win though. 4. Nashville Predators vs 5. San Jose Sharks Nashville in seven. This should be some awesome hockey and is probably the hardest series to call. Hopefully Forsberg can stay healthy. If he does, I think he'll be the biggest factor in the series.

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Why do you feel the need to lie? What do you have to gain?

You know what is funny? Abortion.