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Ted the Poster

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  1. So if you have a $1000 TV, why can't you afford a cable internet connection? Was it from saving up or something?
  2. Nanks, you magnificent bastard! I feel as if I have been transported to glamourous Las Vegas! *yells from the open sunroof of his limo*
  3. C - Classifying the contestants as rednecks desperate for money is both idiotic and evidence of uninformed, overassuming bias. People talking about shit they know nothing about irritates me to no end. No hard feelings, new guy.
  4. That coaster is actually real.
  5. If I haven't seen it, it's new to me!
  6. *sprays repellant* Get outta here, PETA! Go on, get! I've never been a big Fear Factor fan, but I must watch this.
  7. Tough Crowd was a great show that celebrated the type of comedy from people like Jim Norton, Colin Quinn and Norm MacDonald, that being "blue humor". CC barely promoted it at all, and when Jon Stewart decided he didn't like it(notice when he stopped saying "stay tuned for Tough Crowd"?), that helped put the final nail in the coffin. I just don't get why the channel promotes the hell out of shit like "Wanda Does It" and "Kid Notorious" and holds down a great show like TC. Blecch. I'm keeping the last ep on my TiVo for as long as possible.
  8. The overabundant pop culture gags in Shrek 2 were its most obvious flaw. Although the O.J. and COPS gags mad me laugh. The Spiderman thing however, made me sick. I think we can all agree though that Antonio Banderas and Jennifer Saunders CARRIED that movie. I'll prbobably see Cars for LTCG. I just hope Owen Wilson shows some of his rarely seen emotion.
  9. Slayer gets "teh mad propz" for bringing back that gif. Classic.
  10. Larry the Cable Guy in a Pixar movie is awesome. Chicken Little stars Zach Braff and Steve Zahn, I think.
  11. But their parts were still much bigger than in the first one. Here's the trailer for Pixar's last film with Disney, Cars.
  12. You know I like you Bob, but to be honest I doubt many here will truly value the opinions of a Hilary Duff and Aviril Lavigne fan. Just sayin'.
  13. That's what pissed me off. Norton was a regular on a radio show syndicated to ten cities, and while he gets kicked off a guy from a TV series, Ant, gets in the house. At least Vos made it the first season.
  14. I don't think Lil' Jimmy Norton would ever lower himself to sketch comedy. Ever. Besides, he's already got a great job on the radio and an awesome stand-up career. Post 1000, bitches~!
  15. I was hoping for John Cleese, personally.
  16. I like how you guys are fighting over who is less original, and then on the current page of this thread you have both managed to seemingly ripoff MikeSC.
  17. "Coming" soon to ESPN8: The Ocho... Seriously, what are you smoking/injecting/snorting right now?
  18. ^ Like that.
  19. Banky, don't lose faith in humanity. Just blame the American midwest for everything. Or Hoff.
  20. AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
  21. I read that Simon invented board crashes. -=Mike and the SQL error.
  22. I'll try to get her to do it for you Nah, she probably wouldn't work. Everyone knows that only insane German scientists hack off feet. It was a diabetes joke. Jesus.
  23. Who is fucking lazy enough to buy a VIRTUAL paintball game? Whoever buys that should contract permanent genital warts.
  24. "Speaking of juciceboxes, check out the new WWE Divas magazine!"
  25. Lawler only juicebox is the hardened sock on his floor.
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