Open the Muggy Gate

Cena lost 2 points of overness in this segment. Earlier... Rob Conway debuted his new gimmick (Mr. Slave from South Park). It got a negative response. Rob Conway is losing overness because of his gimmick.

John Cena is the whitest rapper....EVER.

Well I'm about to give ya'll a scary thought... Snitsky and Masters... World Tag Team Champions.

ok return.... but ya gotta think the match WILL have heat at SUmmerslam.

Pittsburgh, the US version of Toronto.

I think we can all agree that Hulk Hogan is a big phony and move on.

someone call that number now.

Rando wins.

They just made Patton look like a bitch... God...

Did it sound like they were expecting Carlito and the people started cheering?

three matches in the first hour.... all midcard bouts that won't matter in the long run.

I think Conway looks like the villain that ties women to the train tracks updated for 2005.

Vis hits a Black Hole Slam and it doesn't kill Conway. TAKE THAT ABYSS! YOU DIDN'T SIGN WITH US FUCKWAD!

You've got a friend in me You've got a friend in me When the road looks rough ahead And you're miles and miles from your warm. nice bed You just remember what your all pal said Son, you've got a friend in me Yeah, you've got a friend in me You've got a friend in me You've got a friend in me You got troubles, then I got 'em too There isn't anything I wouldn't do for you If we stick together we can see it through 'Cause you've got a friend in me Yes, you've got a friend in me Now some other folks might Be a little bit smarter than I am Bigger and stronger too. Maybe But none of them will ever love you The way I do Just me and you, boy And as the years go by Our friendship will never die You're gonna see, it's our destiny You've got a friend in me You've got a friend in me Yes, you've got a friend in me And that is what Rob Conway's theme sounds like ladies and gentlmen.

Now THAT was a great promo.

Pittsburgh will probably give a fuck about Matt hardy... unlike fucking Conneticut.

The Masterlock is getting over.

Snitsky: Uh... Masters.... um... I like your feet.

It's the WWE. Of course...

Never try to turn anyone in Pennsylvania. Never.

lame... I've seen refs nearly die from lesser shots than that.

It sounds a little bit like it... and if anyone has that song, contact me on PM. I want that song.

If this was Maria, she would misspell it and be awesome while doing it.

Well if you want nostalgia, then you hire this man...

So I wake up the next day expecting either Jeff Jarrett or Hulk Hogan to be WCW World Champion. I watch Nitro and it's..... BOOKER T?