Open the Muggy Gate

<{POST_SNAPBACK}> Sly eh... well I think he had that name before he came to the WWE... And this would be the only time I wouldn't mind if Bob Holly injured someone....

It's the splits, isn't it?

<{POST_SNAPBACK}> That will be the only way that Jillian Hall is saved from Wrestlecrap honors. And if the make-up glue or whatever fails and that thing falls off (and fate says that's bound to happen sooner or later), it's over.

I was watching that segment knowing that Jillian was gonna come in with the FAKE VOMIT FROM HADES attached to one side of her face and expected the segment to just flat out bomb because of that... but call me crazy, I was entertained by that segment. I pay attention to detail sometimes, and MNM's facial reactions to Jillian sold that segment to me. And some of the stuff they said to had me laughing (Nitro: "Is she a girl" and Mercury after seeing Jillian: "Would you?"). They got tons of charisma and the gimmick to me just WORKS. Deluded hollywood stars who name drop people left and right when they get a chance... and their entrance makes them LOOK like stars... but now they've got Jillian Hall and fake tumor/mole/fake vomit/uprising of the Aztecs in their camp now. Do you see MNM's future still being bright or will this hold them back and ruin them for their careers?

So does anyone think Jericho now has a chance in hell of beating Cena for the WWE title now? With this extension, I think it's a possibility.

Translation: He signed the contract a month ago and is getting ready to go down to OVW to work off the ring rust. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I don't think they send BROCK FUCKING LESNAR down to OVW. Not one bit.

Jack Thompson, will you please shut the fuck up?

Hey wrestling fans... the WWE thinks Hogan is God. Did ya know that?

Elmo is busy right now...

Major pop... he's still majorly over.

Wicked stretcher bump.

lots of Muppet references tonight...

Lesnar was freaking out near the end of that match. The dive off the forklift, the vertical suplex, then the F5... he had more fire in him than i had seen from him ever at that point.

Snitsky supports Lamisil.

Shawn: I won't job. *The Undertaker tightens his gloves meanicingly.* Shawn: Or... never mind.

Quick thought... does anyone here ever say WWF on accident these days? Or have we grown used to WWE?

Carlito should spit at the midgets before the night is out. Being short... that's not cool.

STILL TO COME: A hot dog eating contest. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Oh my God, you were serious. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Well, that's the part where it goes downhill...

If you put this at a 34 degree angle with go-go dancers, lava lamps and weird ass lights, this would be true greatness.

So far we've had retards, midgets, and a band battle... and it hasn't been a sucky show so far? Wow...

Bumpy and Trademarc are pretty good. I seem to like Trademarc's parts in the raps more than Cena's parts.

Elmo should host this.

I LOVE MARIA!

Here's your winner and NEWWWWWW Cruiserweight champion of the world... POCKET ROCKET!