USC Wuz Robbed!

Tampa ties up. Yeah Bears might wanna get that noose ready.

Alf ties up with Tennessee winning over Jacksonville "One week we're awesome, next we suck" Jaguars.

Fucking Jacksonville. That's the last time they burn me.

Nice to see the Saints back their asses into the playoffs. If Bears hold on, HFA!

If Redskins could beat the Saints, that'd be nice, as it'd give Bears HFA (since Tampa ain't beating the Bears).

I get a leg up on Alf. Yay.

Aren't two of those rival games? Rival games are never easy and it's really not all that easy to drop a team the second time around. I can see the Bears dropping one of those games. With how the Bears started the season, and this far into the season, they should not go worse than 13-3, and they swept the toughest "rival" opponent, Minnesota. I can't see how they lose to Detroit. Green Bay is a potential game they lose, but Lovie Smith made defeating the Packers their number one goal, getting into the playoffs is just "gravy". So if he fails in that respect, then I don't know what to say.

if Chicago can't vs Tampa, Detroit and Green Bay, they deserve to forfeit their playoff spot and disband.

Next is Henry Thomas with ET 2.

I'd consider that a forward lateral... He should be able to teleport backwards OR teleport in front of the ball on a pass, but not take the ball in the backfield and teleport into the end zone. As far as Superman goes, it depends which thing you want to use as canon. For instance, in the original Superman movie he was a punter and not a QB. The two things I'd say to discourage using him as QB are that: 1. He isn't known for having a "touch", which means he's likely to break his receivers' hands. 2. The first lineman to think of wearing Kryptonite on the playing field will have him hitting the turf like Jim Everett. Unless it's Red Kryptonite, at which point he becomes Aaron Brooks and either drops the ball or throws it at a lineman. Now this made me laugh.

I think he is saying for SF to do the game over again. Surely the outcome wouldn't come out exactly the same.

You are kidding, right? Al already did it. http://forums.thesmartmarks.com/index.php?...3798&st=60#

I was actually expecting more Jim/Pam stuff but yeah the episode was great.

I would go "Who?" too for fun. Or take it one step further, "The ring rat?"

What the hell are you talking about? He was a QB if you take the Smallville thing as canon.

Lemme guess... since you're a Miami guy bringing up a random statistic, likely a promotion of a Miami player... Jason Taylor.

Because it's Chris Weinke.

It wouldn't even be the first time Simon met with WWE anyways.

No Superman at QB? Dude has laser vision and can throw the ball far and can withstand pressure with a simple stiff arm and can scramble.

I would think he's in, with or without the Super Bowl. He's one of the winningest coaches of all time, so why wouldn't he make it?

I agree, and the road they should take to get there should be by beating Cincinnati and then New Orleans in the Super Bowl. Those two games would be great for the league that's ultimately cared far too much about defense and time of possession, which we can blame the 2000 Ravens for, who had thrown out the idea that a good offense was necessary. I'll take you one further. Beat Cincy in the divisional game, Indianapolis in the conference title and then New Orleans in the Super Bowl (though I would prefer Chicago, being a Bears fan).

naiwf would certainly try.

Ok, you're the Philly guy. You'd know. I just recalled seeing tapes of the crowd throwing snowballs on the field and stuff.

Umm yeah there has been footage of the snowball incident.

Regardless of his personal performances, it's been enough that Miami wasn't being killed by his mistakes. Hell Rex Grossman's been much more hazardous to his team than Harrington has been.