Of course I don't really believe it. I'm self-parodizing what I said about Texas sliding off him like butter. See, I'm able to take humor at myself, unlike you.
I'm from Illinois but I've always liked USC, just like you "supposedly" like Philadelphia and Boston. I have a loyalty to Chicago sports teams in the pros, I'd be more likely to like the Bears, the White Sox, etc over the California teams, but as far as collegiately, Im all USC.