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M KETH: rob we got some friends... i just got brought to the police station because th, ginder, ganz, and wooten wanted me to put a big santa in your yard and i wouldn't do it so they just left me over by your house, and just left the santa laying in the middle of the street OzzysHeadlessBat: wtf? OzzysHeadlessBat: wow OzzysHeadlessBat: so what happened? M KETH: i was walking home and the police came and picked me up and brought me to the station and they made me call home for a ride. they didn't charge me with anything OzzysHeadlessBat: why'd they pick you up just for walking? that's a little odd since you're 19 M KETH: they just told me to take the santa and bring it home OzzysHeadlessBat: did they ask you why you had a giant santa with you in the middle of the street? M KETH: i'm 20 and they picked me up because the santa was in the street OzzysHeadlessBat: did they ask you why you had a giant santa? M KETH: yeah i told them they we were gonna pull a prank on you and my so called friends pulled off on me OzzysHeadlessBat: did you give the cops anyone's names? M KETH: no but i should have OzzysHeadlessBat: they didn't ask for names? M KETH: no they were just wondering who big wood was OzzysHeadlessBat: so, i'm guessing you're pretty pissed off M KETH: yeah pretty much OzzysHeadlessBat: well this is surprising to say the least OzzysHeadlessBat: how long ago was this? M KETH: about an hour OzzysHeadlessBat: where's the santa now? M KETH: by my house OzzysHeadlessBat: what the..? M KETH: thanks OzzysHeadlessBat: keith why don't we leave it in the vip room at balmoral or in front of th's house or something? OzzysHeadlessBat: or in front of ganz's house? M KETH: i would probably put it in wooten's yard since he's the one that left me OzzysHeadlessBat: i thought they all left you M KETH: yeah but he was the one that drove M KETH: they put a brewers jersey on it and put fuck the cubs on it's face M KETH: wooten's not getting the jersey back OzzysHeadlessBat: alright, keith, let's go leave it in wooten's yard then OzzysHeadlessBat: just the santa, not the jersey OzzysHeadlessBat: whose jersey is it? M KETH: wooten's OzzysHeadlessBat: no i mean what brewers player? M KETH: nobody OzzysHeadlessBat: oh, well, you should just put that on ebay then M KETH: good thinking.... it's pretty dirty now since it was laying in the street OzzysHeadlessBat: oh shoot OzzysHeadlessBat: so keith when do you wanna go deposit this in wooten's yard? M KETH: if i didn't have school tomorrow i'd do it tonight OzzysHeadlessBat: well i have school tomorrow too, keith OzzysHeadlessBat: but i'd be willing to go right now M KETH: he's probably back at his house by now. i want to do it when i know he's gonna be gone a while or when he's sleeping or something OzzysHeadlessBat: or just call cufew boy's mom and tell him what he did M KETH: that's a good ass idea rob OzzysHeadlessBat: so whose idea was this originally? M KETH: everybody pretty much OzzysHeadlessBat: dear god OzzysHeadlessBat: so i guess everybody's just conspiring against me M KETH: well i'm gonan go kill myself since i don't have anymore friends OzzysHeadlessBat: what the..? M KETH: everybody's against me 2 rob OzzysHeadlessBat: keth i'm still your friend M KETH: maybe i won't kill myself then OzzysHeadlessBat: so keth were they like "if you don't do this we're just gonna leave you here" or did they just drive off without warning OzzysHeadlessBat: keth why aren't you showing up on my buddy list? M KETH: i have invisible mode on OzzysHeadlessBat: um, why? M KETH: they warned me OzzysHeadlessBat: so keth how far from my house were you when the cops picked you up? M KETH: on the corner OzzysHeadlessBat: keth when this was all decided, were they mad at me or something, or was it just a statement against the cubs? M KETH: they wanted to pull a prank on you OzzysHeadlessBat: well obviously i'd have known who it was M KETH: they wanted me to put it in your yard and ring the doorbell OzzysHeadlessBat: well i definitely think we should leave it in somebody's yard and i'd even go now if you want M KETH: let's go during the day tomorrow or tomorrow night M KETH: we could just tape it down to wooten's car OzzysHeadlessBat: good plan M KETH: i'm off to bed now rob's OzzysHeadlessBat: alright then OzzysHeadlessBat: good night sir M KETH: dear god i was gonna say that well goodnight thug OzzysHeadlessBat: thanks

Kim Thayil went to high school and had classes with my mom. Just thought you'd like to know.

Not at all.

I assumed for the same reason Czech did.

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I might rent it. I'm probably the only one.

I like how the title for the Tim White Armageddon skit hypes it as a "shoot" interview.

Seonded.

I'd buy a shirt that says "The Smart Marks" on it. I'm probably the only one.

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Well, apparently Dama deleted me from his friends list.

I got that, too.

Any suggestions?

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Hey, what do they do with the regular K? And for that matter, what ever happend to K. Ballard? You know, if you said mallard and you had a cold, it would sound like ballard.

Perhaps for the average person but I am not the average person. I am Charlie Brown trying to after the red haired (the girl he could never catch;I'm not quite sure on what her name is anymore) girl. Not only am I shy but I'm also insecure about the amount of money I make which deters me from getting close to any girl. I try to fight that feeling but I just can't. It's frustrating at times but it is a relief to come on here at times and get this stuff off of my chest. I thank anyone here who has ever listened to me or given me motivational advice to go for it. I need all the help I can get. The only girls I've kissed were when playing truth-or-dare, spin-the-bottle, or my sister telling her friends to make out with me.

You're way worse. You're an Illinois-born Packer fan. And you like the Cubs and Sox equally.

I thought the most important thing was when Lawler said "somebody needs to tell Edge's shorts it's not polite to point."

My sister's hosting some big emo vegan party this Friday. I'll be there, I'll be the one with barbecue sauce all over my hands and face from the ribs.

This isn't the whole clip, but after he says "these idiots'll still cheer for me" there was a big pop, and they continued to cheer as he went on talking about how everyone knows he's the best wrestler in WWE, or something like that.

When I have my coat on and have my ID off, and I have one foot literally out the door, what might that suggest to you? Tonight was like the third time a customer tried to stop me as I was leaving. "Sir, do you work here?" Next time I swear to God I'll just say no. YES, I WORK HERE, BUT AS YOU CAN CLEARLY SEE I AM STEPPING THROUGH THE EXIT. So anyways, she started asking me some stupid question I don't even remember now, and I was so angry, I was just like "yeah, but I, uh..." and I kinda pointed to the door, thinking she could get a clue, but she just kept talking, so I sighed, shrugged my shoulders, and walked out. Now I'm being told I might get in trouble for this behavior, if she decided to tell a manager, which, based upon the fact that she's a fat old woman, she probably will.

If it was a hot young woman, I probably would have stuck around and found what she needed. See, I'm really not a bad guy.

Not Dead Yet By Louie Dee January 6, 2006 Do you remember growing up there was always that one kid in school who could never get anything right? Did you ever wonder what happened to him? I did, and I know what happened to him. He grew up to become a WWE official; actually, he’s now an ex-WWE official, because he couldn’t even get that right. I’m talking about Tim White, and even as an adult, he’s still a loser. During Armageddon, Josh Mathews visited White at his bar, The Friendly Tap. After complaining about all the unlikely and bizarre physical and personal problems he’s had since refereeing a Hell in a Cell Match in 2002, White produced a shotgun. It seemed like White was going to kill himself, as he walked out of camera range and a blast was heard, leaving many to question what happened. Had White shot himself? Was he alive or dead? And how exactly do you contract psoriasis or Irritable Bowel Syndrome from refereeing Hell in a Cell? Fortunately (or maybe unfortunately to White), the first two questions were answered this week. Josh caught up once again with the hapless official, who showed off a nice big bandage on his right foot. Instead of hitting his intended target, the clumsy White proved that his aim was as bad as his alleged medical conditions by somehow shooting himself in the foot. This week, White left less to chance, choosing a seemingly more direct method to end his suffering: consuming rat poison. After consuming the poison, White keeled over with his legs flailing in the air. No one has heard any more in the saga of Tim White since the incident. Only time will tell if he got the job done, or if he screwed up yet again, but one thing is for certain: Josh Mathews really needs to stop running into him. Click here to see Tim White's latest blunderful attempt at ending it all.

Oh, never mind, there it is. "This is like a sign from God, because this is the news I've been waiting for, ever since November 17th, 1997!"

I'm getting an error message, but I can rest assured their team of trained monkeys is working on it.