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Whoah, more than one Elastica song was used? What the hell, did Heyman have a hard-on for Justine Frischmann or something? I mean, of all the 90s British music they could have used if they decided they wanted to use British music, they chose ELASTICA? TWICE? ...as you can tell, I'm still in shock over this.

We've noticed.

And which do you write, Benson or SOL? Or are you Cross, Phantasmo AND Benson?

Given that you've admitted to me over AIM that half the fed knows anyway, who exactly do you think you're fooling?

I remember Raynor cursing the fact that Zyon doesn't do Storm, so that might be why ZyKira is not forthcoming.

No. You're Cross.

I'll expect to see some impressive dental work done for both men to match that name. Like, multiple teeth on the outside of your faces.

That 'secret' opening promo had better be me like I asked, Raynor.

Where's it being held? If it was in Los Angeles then of course 'Los Angeles Is Burning' by Bad Religion would be the only possible choice. However, it's bound to be somewhere else, so, meh.

SO totally Cross.

Catchy in an annoying way. I mean Elastica are far from great anyway, but 'Connection' just seems a truly bizarre track to have involved with a wrestling show in any way. It'd be like having *thinks* Kasabian or something, for a modern comparison - naff British indie band with no connection with it at all.

You wouldn't be asking that question if you'd seen a Great Khali match.

Also, Scott Hudson and Mike Tenay announcing on WCW Worldwide in the dying days of WCW. Two in particular stand out: *Nash steps over the top rope to go to the outside* Hudson: And... well, i thought we were about to see an Asai moonsault there from Nash... *Nash has 'kidnapped' David Flair and is holding him hostage, he's being shown on the big video screen while Ric Flair and his Magnificent Seven are in the ring - Flair is going apeshit* Tenay: Where is that? Is that a WCW camera crew? Hudson: It can't be, they're holding the shot steady!

That's what it used to be a long time ago. Seriously? ...wow. I never knew sub-standard Britpop was EXTREME~!

Well, yeah. But still.

ELASTICA as the opening of ECW? Oh come on now. That's just laughable.

Sorry Drea. This match is further proof that you are insane.

Yeah, why aren't we in South Dakota so Landon can get a face pop? It's a conspiracy, I tell you!

Yeah but Bruce, your match had Johnny right at the start, moments after he tried to jump you from behind, NEARLY Johnny Kick Bruce in the head, but just hold his foot there to prove that he could have done. If he was as mad as you were trying to show, he'd have kicked him in the head and had done with, not waste time poncing about.

That's gotta be false. It's pre-pubescent young girls, surely.

I do see your point... but the Boogeyman is plainly a man who's meant to be, to quote Mike Tenay, 'mentally insane' (I know he uses that about LAX, but I just love the idea of there being such a thing as 'physically insane'). The Leprechaun on the other hand... he's not referred to as a small person dressed as a Leprechaun, or a small person who thinks he's a Leprechaun... as far as I can work it out, he's meant to be a Leprechaun, and therefore in the WWE's weird whacked-out kayfabe, isn't human.

Who's made that mistake, Akira?

If you're referring to my description of the leprechaun, I figured I had the option of using too many 'him's in the sentence, or naming Finlay and the leprechaun too many times, or just going with describing the leprechaun as an 'it'. I mean sure, the leprechaun LOOKS male, but come on, how many leprechauns have you seen? Could be female for all we know... Basically, I was referring to the character of The Leprechaun, rather than the male midget playing that character.

I can think of several things on WWE TV that would be less interesting than a minute of waiting for Punk.

Word to that, Divefire. I tried to hold on but succumbed at about 1am, stupidly early for me. I made up for it by getting up early(ish) to mark them instead.