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How has Steve Spurrier NOT left South Carolina in a screaming full sprint? Duke would probably LOVE to have him back.

1. What kind of changes can we expect from Samurai Mike taking over as the head coach in San Francisco? Players will start eating nails for breakfast, drinking gunpowder shakes for lunch and having a healthy meal of kill the goddamn quarterback for dinner. Other than that, not a damn thing. JT O'Sullivan throws too many late picks, the defensive secondary is a huge black hole where their hopes of winning fall into and the team is just a mess. They might be fired up and win this week, but next week they will fall back into the same routine. Honestly though, I'd LOVE to see them run into the playoffs now with Mike at the helm. 2. If Indy loses on Monday, are they in deep shit? Are they in deep shit already? If the Pats were up to snuff and the Broncos could play defense, I'd say yes Indy is in trouble. The Colts just need to find a way to outlast Jacksonville, New England without Tom Brady, the GUNSLINGAS!, San Diego without an offensive line, and Baltimore with a rookie quarterback. I say Peyton drags them into the playoffs kicking and screaming then marches them into the title game. 3. If Dallas loses this week, are they in deep shit? Are they in deep shit already?H Honestly, the Dallas defense is now an injury filled mess of bodies. Dallas is in a little bit deeper because they are in the super competitive NFC East. Dallas right now will have survive the NFC EAST, then beat out Tampa, Carolina, Chicago, and Green Bay. I think they can both make it but Dallas is dealing with a much taller problem with the way the NFC is this year. 4. Will British people (in general) ever give a fuck about the NFL? Can you defend the NFL wanting to play these games overseas? I see why they are trying it but they need to realize it's just not interesting to many in the UK. If the Brits had a choice between the Saints vs Chargers or any soccer (football) game then they are taking their football. It's just how it is. It might develop an arena football style niche but that's it. 5. What does St. Louis have to do to maintain momentum and keep winning games? What does New England have to do to knock the Rams back down a peg? Turn Steven Jackson into a pretzel. As for the Rams, don't allow Steven to be turned into a pretzel. Lots of play action passes if the ground is working, exploit the New England secondary. On defense, pressure Cassel and make him force some balls. If the Rams win here, I'd hate to say it but they might be back into the playoff picture by the default of playing in the NFC JV err West.

LSU coach offered a case of Bud Light to whoever made the tackle. The ref was just really thirsty.

The "Did you know?" is becoming the only thing I look forward too each week. Hopefully this RAW will lift itself above the rampant suck it has been the weeks leading UP to this throw away PPV.

I was going to complete ignore the voice of Mila and it having absolutely nothing to do with the video game and get a ticket. Then it was PG-13 and that just completely confirmed it to Netflix future.

So Brad Johnson can't score touchdowns and the Dallas secondary/linemen/linebackers can't stop them. I'm wondering what underground bunker the Rams escaped from to replace that team that was dressed as them for the first few weeks. Cause really, Marc Bugler and Jim Hasslet should not equal two wins over two of the best NFC teams. And unless Romo is playing defense I don't know how much of a difference he'd make. So sure, put him in and let the Rams rip his pinkie completely off

I could honestly see Kohn coming back and either kidnapping or killing the kid truthfully. He seems like he has another level of crazy still inside him. Either the kid dies or something else happens. It's not like his momma or his grandmamma ain't around...momma just a little hooked on drugs and told to stay away. She is still alive right?

The picture of the bridge looks like the set of the Lost in Space movie...I'm not sure how I feel about that.

That's also what CNN told me on Wednesday. Apparently not buying over the top expensive things and putting ourselves in debt to the point we cannot handle it or pay our bills is bad for the country. Course this is the exact OPPOSITE of what they were telling me last week so I guess the wind changed near the studio on Monday or Tuesday.

I think what is the most disturbing is that someone would sleep with Brutus Beefcake.

The Rays just got Clevelanded.

The show still seems to stumble with character development but the storylines are at least interesting. Now that they have stopped with the "WHAT A TWIST" every week and tried to just settle in to building UP the twists it has gotten a touch better. But I'll admit freely that is it benefiting from absolutely nothing worth watching being on at 9pm on a Tuesday. Also, the worst actor of the season is the guy playing Michael Knight on the new Knight Rider. My god, that guy is downright uninteresting with zero charisma.

It's been a few months since any teen sex comedies have come out. Well, if you pretend "College" didn't get released. Which I think a lot of people are. And Sex Drive looks like it is on the same level as College, only Seth Green shows up. Plus Infinite Play list got released with Superbad star power and that didn't do that well either. It feels like a lull in that genre. Teens get their crazy movie next week with High School Musical 3. Granted it's not a teen sex comedy but as much as I hate to say this, High School Musical is the Grease of this generation and it going to make serious bank. Not Hairspray...which was the Hairspray of this generation. And yeah, W. looks really really stupid.

Yeah, something tells me something else will happen with the Cherry storyline as well. The look on Clay's face when he saw his look was the "I knew better than that" look. I really want to see how they make 115k in a frickin week now! I don't believe for an instant Kohn is gone for good. Something tells me me we have only just begun to see the extent of his crazy. Another question is, I wonder how many other secrets from the Mayan War are going to surface now?

Well, if so, John McCain can probably be credited for the inevitable growth of the plumbing industry that will likely be resulting. It's all part of his 8 stage Mario Plan.

The only thing that has been shown so far is Claire has to be the worst villain hunter EVER. She goes after a villain she knows can open vortexes with....a taser. REALLY? A F'N TASER?

McCain got killed out there and I blame him completely. He listened to the Republican talking heads and tried to go dirty against a man he had no chance in hell of going dirty against. Only McCain is too stupid to realize his party is using him to build up Palin while they let him die. Still he's a puppet party trumpet playing moron. McCain MIGHT have had a slim chance if he didn't do what he did trying to fire those dirty shots, instead he fired them and got made to look like a fool 100%. He doesn't have the charisma to make them believable to anyone with an IQ (those psycho Hilary supporters who jumped to him and claim Obama isn't a real American don't have one) and it destroys that little bit of possible belief he could unite the country apart. That small glimmer of respect I had for him which had faded dramatically after his Bush bs in 2000 has been eliminated tonight. I no longer have any respect for McCain after tonight, he ended up looking like a man who was uninformed on his attacks and just said them cause he was told too. McCain talks like a man who wants to keep the nation divide for another 4 years. He went from "this will be a landmark clean campaign" to "Obama associates with terrorists cause he is one himself". You would think seeing his polling numbers collapsing since he STARTED the mudslinging would wake him the f up. But no, he keeps doing the same stupidity. When he actually stuck to policy ideas, he didn't sound like a twit but then he would follow EVERY ONE of them with an attack at Obama. And Obama would just slam him while he looked on, knowing he was being slammed into dust. It was a disappointing and disgusting end to a man I once believed in to become a strong President. Now 8 years later, I would rather pretend I didn't know the name of John McCain. I don't know if I am voting Obama yet or not but I know after tonight, I am not voting McCain. He just made one decision a little bit easier.

1. Considering they essentially did a Ricky Williams style trade to get him, yes. Had they gave up just a second or third round and that's it, no. But they gave up most of their draft for a big play receiver when they already have a big play receiver. It's not like receiving was one of their problems so I don't know. Maybe they hired Matt Millen and didn't tell anyone B. No, the dumbass is Pac Man. I guess he liked TNA so much he decided the NFL wasn't for him. C. If their quarterback options are Brad Johnson or Brooks Bollinger, probably. The Rams could end up being a additional trap for them since as bad as they are, they have shown at least flashes they have one or two future players. 2. If they don't beat Houston this week then Minnesota. Knowing the Bears luck, it'll be them. 3. No, cause Martz is still Martz. That fourth quarter should have been a healthy dose of Frank Gore, not "let's fling the ball around and help the Eagles beat us". The defense isn't that good in the secondary and just overall they are disappointing. Lot of underachieving talent on that roster. 4. Addai can blame a bad offensive line for his troubles but Grant just got a brand new contract he felt he deserved. And he's not backing it up. Rodgers needs a ground game to survive, without it he's toast. 5. Browns that whipped the Giants. I still think they can make a run into the playoffs since the NFL seems dead even this year. No one stands above ANYONE and it's a literally "Anyone can beat anyone" type season.

Are Jeff's daughters of legal age or did Kurt Angle just admit he was a pedophile? Cause that was one of the oddest lines I can think of and honestly it doesn't make much sense for Jarrett to attack him unless that WAS what he was driving at.

Which botch? They did the spot, and it's one I really hate, where Shawn superkicks a guy who then staggers into the pedigree. Only Cade bumped for the superkick and then had to be reminded, loudly, by Hunter, to get back up to take the pedigree. He made HHH mad? Welp, that explains this perfectly then. It's a really stupid spot and it's another reason I'm tired of these constantly lame DX reunions. Ah well, Lance Cade is history so I guess that's the way it goes.

That entire Jackass segment wasn't just a trainwreck, it was a trainwreck at a terminal with an explosion that killed 50 people. It was horrible and had zero redeeming quality. You had Knoxville giggling like Jimmy Fallon as he was slapped then a beyond horrible bodyslam. For some reason out comes Hornswoggle, a fat stripper guy that hasn't been funny ONCE and then Bogeyman! The best thing is that each week the "RAW drew the highest ratings" thing gets more and more specific. Next week it'll read "RAW was the highest rated entertainment program not containing individuals under the age of 18 on a non sci-fi channel running from the hours of 9 to 11 pm."

Just wait until you unlock the armbar. You'll only be 998 moves from a complete Dean Malenko then!

THE SAVIOR! I'm shocked Wade Phillips and the Cowboys didn't give Rob Johnson a call. He can't be doing anything right now. Come on, he has game experience AND experience with Wade Phillips. It's the perfect marriage!

Funny, I think the opposite. WKUK is probably the most unfunny show on television. Absolutely painful to sit through. Tim & Eric usually does well when they just try to stay the parody of cable access/local morning news shows. But instead, they always got to through in some weirdness about the two of them that kills the pacing of the show. The best thing about TEAS is Dr Steve Brule aka John C Reilly. Sometimes he is the only funny damn thing in the show. It's one of those shows where it might have one or two funny moments in a span of three episodes, it's just strange.

The Bears defense didn't adjust in the SUPER BOWL with Brian screaming and pleading for them too, they damn sure aren't going to adjust in the regular season 2 years later. I mean, that would show that someone on the staff has gathered intelligence. It's sad watching the Bears cause you know the minute an offense finds something that works against them, as long as that offense doesn't go away from it that they will rip the defense to shreds the whole game. They really confuse me.