Slayer

I must say this came totally out of left field with little to no real reason behind it other than a "we haven't liked him for the longest time" vibe. Mike and I were never really friends, and in fact I spent most of my first year arguing with him fairly often before realizing it was better just to let him be, interacting and occasionally joking with him in small doses. He could be long-winded, and engaged in ad hominem far too often, but he was hardly a detriment to the board for the most part. It seems to me that the methods of banning nowadays are based more on the whims of the current crop of mods rather than any possible egregious offense by the banned. In the past, it was easy to know when posters were banned because it was usually preceded by a large flame war between the banned and other posters with mods mixed in here and there. Now it's like the message board equivalent of Paulie and Silvio taking a marked poster out into the woods and putting two in the head, leaving someone else to find the dead account and questions as to what the fuck happened. ...plus, how can there be justice on a message board where Mike is dead while INXS posts freely?

Seems a little conspiratorial that we get Nash v. Nash's former team and Pacers-Pistons... but it'll get me to watch (at least with the latter), so I suppose it works

It's forgotten by many people that the 1984 49ers went 15-1. And the only team to beat them was the Steelers. And the Steelers lost in the AFC Championship to Miami. That's all I got... One year later, the only team to beat Da Bears was Miami Miami went on to lose in the AFC title game to the Pats

I assure you I was quite hammered last night, but don't worry... I'm not turning into JAxl Jr.

That's not a mullet, that's regular long hair

If you were a chick I bet you'd have big tirts

Too late, he's gonna hunt your ass down

Choken iz Coming

Thanks fuckers I'm so drunk right now... hahaha

I have my doubts that you've ever listened to NSync

Just to be fair, I went to Amazon and listened to the sound samples from the CD The backing band is allright, but Robert Van Durst is still awful

Yeah! Corporate-sponsored rebellion! Yeah!

Scott Ian said it best when he called LB "NSync with guitars"

It's the DJ from "Northern Exposure"

Apparently dirty jokes are bane of society after all

Piss off, gaygaygay

"oh-tah-kooh" I have nothing else to contribute

I was bored and you were there But I've (not seriously) made fun of almost everyone on this board at one time or another, so don't get a big RobotHead

RobotNazi would be a fun name

"I am the greatest poster in all of TSM! I am the ten time TSM posting champion! I am among the greatest posters in TSM history! I am a living legend! Don't bother challenging me to a flame war because you will lose! People like you will never be posting champions! You will never beat me because I'm the greatest! I'm the best!" *carries on like this for five pages*

"Since it seems we are unfamiliar with sarcasm, I shall close the register at this point..."

RobotGoFuckYourself

This is the first playoff game I've watched this postseason (busy man I've been) I don't know what's weirder: that two perennial basement teams the last few years made the playoffs, or that one was guaranteed a spot in the 2nd round

God would have wanted you to kill him and then eat him

RobotJerkoff