Slayer

Leave it to Jobber to engage in phallic comparisons

That was a million dollar question, I remember (distance from Earth to Sun)

"Carry on my wayward son, there'll be peace when..." "AAAHHHHHHHHHH!" "Clearly this was God's will..."

If your prophecies are vague enough, they'll probably be filled at some point. It's easy to prophecize events that have already happened

I didn't know that Oasis existed after '97

She's up there with Jackie Gayda in terms of the worst butterfaces I've ever seen

Dust in the wind All we are is dust in the wind...

Since when does bob ever capitalize his name

I watch the reruns of WWTBAM religiously on GSN, and I've seen much contestants send much worse questions than this to the audience... although in defense of some of those cases, the contenstants were older people faced with a pop culture question of the late 90's, which really would be the perfect question to send to the audience if you don't know, rather than, say, a $125,000 question about some obscure literary work The worst time I can recall it being used was on a $100 question which was "This children's game goes the name 'Duck duck _______'..." and the (fairly young) guy sent it to the audience. Ironically enough, I think the guy went on to win $250,000...

bob "bad taste in television and movies" barron

I'm too ashamed The biggest thing I remember about the issue was back in August of '99 when my friend and I were moving from Oklahoma to Minnesota. We stopped for breakfast somewhere in northern Iowa and I read the local yokels in the paper deriding Kansas for the then-recent ban on evolutionary discussion. My friend laughed and while I laughed too, I couldn't help but feel the shame of the situation. I didn't really care though, since at the time I felt I was leaving that part of my life behind me. Oddly enough I think it was right before moving back (Dec '01) that Kansas lifted the ban, but apparently monkey-talk is still a hot button issue for Kansas fundies

I hope my great truths weren't lost on you gentlemen BTW I'm pretty sure gays can't be racist either

La Parka, Chairman of the UK

The thread was fine until the posts between your post and this post of mine Then it was fag

It's one of the four "Great American Truths" 1. All whites are racist 2. All men are sexist 3. All heterosexuals are homophobic 4. The rich are out to fuck everyone

"Champagne Supernova" is enough for me to shit on Oasis until the end of time

I have a BS in math and sometimes I don't know how to do math...

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No, like Vyce said, that's a girl who just looks like the girl who's being molested, so she's fair game *overcomes broken hip to thieve Ripper's TV*

Ripper reminds me of the character in sitcoms who, when a bunch of people (usually kids, but sometimes adults) are laughing at some insensitive situation, said character comes in and goes "SHAME ON YOU!" and condemns everyone for their behavior, then the group suddenly looks sheepish I fucking hated those characters

In spite of the seemingly countless Waffle Houses I've seen off the interstate in my assorted travels over the years, I've never actually eaten at one. IHOP on the other hand is just up the street from my place and is a regular food stop for me and the lady

"It's like the Million Man March... except there are actually a million men out there."

It seemed like almost everyone I knew was finding some different form of "prophecy" for 9-11 after it happened "Ye and the twin pillars collapsed..." "The two brothers shall fall..." "Two rocks will crumble..." "I just made up this prophecy this morning, but..."

That may be, but if setting up and attending shitty mixers keeps him from posting, I'm all for it