Slayer

And bind womens' feet...

...you do know Czech has no power here, right? I still don't see what the point is in trying to get him to argue on your board, because I sincerely doubt that you suddenly become smarter there than you are here.

"Wal-Mart employee Crono T. Smith was found dead this morning in his mother's basement. Police suspect cause of death was exhaustion from staying up all night deleting accounts and posts from his personal internet forum after calling out noted poster Daniel "TheCzechRepublic" Johnson on TheSmartMarks.com Loved ones include... who the fuck are we kidding?"

...why?

*starts petition to prevent Rant from bumping shitty old threads*

So... have Texas legislators voted to ban Muslim foster parents yet?

How come did people stop posting

Fuck the girl And her mother Then fuck the girl and her mother

Muslims for Jesus!

CYBER SEX0R'D

d00d, Shawn Michals totaly beat Bret Hart last niht

Slapnuts never cared about Jews before

Forget about Loss. What about me? What about Slayer?

Slapnuts has this hard-on for Israel... That's all I know though

Looks like I got me a gay-fag stalker. My friend Mr. 12-Gauge should take care of that. So there's a gay guy stalking fags? Which is totally different from a fag-gay stalker As for the shotgun, I have an idea what Crono could do

In Who-ville they say that CronoT's testicles shrank three sizes that day!

Early hours, open road, family of five - on their way home Having enjoyed a day in the sun, their encounter with gore has just begun A homicidal fool not knowing left from right, now has the family in his sight Trying to perceive if he's blind or insane, he steers his car into the other lane Both of them collide, expressions horrified Head on at full speed, the vultures will soon feed The father of three was impaled on the wheel, as his skull became a part of the dash His eyeballs ejected his sight uneffected, he saw his own organs collapse His seatbelt was useless for holding him back, it simply cut him in two Legs were crushed, out leaked pus as his spinal cord took off and flew The mother took flight through the glass, and ended up impaled on a sign Her intestines stretched from the car down the road for a quarter of a mile Fourth child on the way, won't live another day Fetus on the road, with mangled little bones Little children fly, not a chance to wonder why Smashed against the ceiling, all their skin burning and peeling Shards of glass explode, chest and skull now implode Corpses they've become, and graves will have to be dug Underneath the wheels, burning rubber on your face Bleeding from your eyes, the slaughtered victims lies Knowing what he's done, he just backs up one more time Laughing at the mess, a pile of meat on the street One child left slowly dying now, arteries gushing blood Now it's time to feed on flesh, the gore has just begun Early hours, open road, family of five - on their way home Having enjoyed a day in the sun, their encounter with gore has just begun A homicidal fool not knowing left from right, now has the family in his sight Trying to perceive if he's blind or insane, he steers his car into the other lane The look of death in my eye Surely no-one will survive Just a pile of mush Left to dry in the sun I see my fresh kill Left in the road Remains of your bodies Mangled and torn One child left slowly dying now, arteries gushing blood Now it's time to feed on flesh, the gore has just begun

This thread would be better if everyone posted in it

Whatever happened to the grape Mountain Dew anyway? That stuff was pretty good

He's breaking out with the animated gifs? Clearly we're no match for him RETREAT

You call him out here, but then expect him to go to your little internet hidey-hole?

*makes note to self to smack Slapnuts later*

This didn't work the last time Crono called Czech out, either But hell, what's another round of "Pass the Crono" anyway?

Yeah, when was the last time Republicans made the trains run on time anyway?!

Clearly the lawyers are also a problem Abolish all the lawyers