Premise: Earlier this year, Wal-Mart heirs Nancy and Bill Laurie purchased the naming rights for the U of Missouri's basketball arena. Their choice of name? Their own daughter, Paige Laurie, who, by the way, was a student at USC and has no association with UM at all. As you can imagine, this did not sit well with most people in Columbia.
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