Well, I'm shocked
Cancer Marney
1. is against the "War on Drugs" - supports complete legalisation
2. is pro-choice on abortion
3. supports licensing of all firearms and complete ban on automatic/long-range/special-purpose weapons for civilians
4. supports civil unions for homosexuals
5. interprets the First, Third, Fourth, and Fifth Amendments to the Constitution to guarantee a right to privacy
6. believes that we have a duty to promulgate democracy throughout the world (Wilson)
7. believes in a strict separation of church and state, and would support any Congressional resolutions removing "In God We Trust" from the currency and "Under God" from the Pledge of Allegiance
So yes, I can understand why you're shocked.
I was joking, since you've firmly established your Republican-ism in the CE folder
Though I do agree with most of those points