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Let's just discredit Jordan's championships because they only came after the Lakers, Celtics and Pistons began to wane... and then let's discredit the forgettable championships of the 70's because they only came after Bill Russell retired, and then...

I'd say the ratio of Shrimp Bizkit/Slipknot discussion to (for ex.) Tom Waits/Wilco discussion is fairly low around here

Unless you're Carolina, in which case the monkeys get comped tickets

da da da good food and such, and I'll live somewhere in between

As I said in the other thread, I want to see Giguere hoist the Cup to make up for 2003 That, and fuck the Eastern Canadian teams

On this particular board, yes

I'm going for the Ducks on this one, as I'd like to see Giguere hoist the Cup to make up for the disappointment of 2003 Not to mention keeping the Cup out of Eastern Canada

I think you've got alligators confused with Daleks

I loved Crystal Pepsi and was mildly devastated when they ceased production Pepsi Blue was carbonated cough medicine

Man, the audio I had in my head when Czech first told me about Ozzie's tirade left me rather disappointed when I heard the real deal

Look at that taint

How dare you exclude me from that clique you can't even properly identify

Ok. It's already started for me, this is almost too much.

*takes deep breath* Here we go.

I didn't realize the Spurs' roster included Brigham Young

"I'd give my left nut for a run!"

SHUT UP WHEN THEY'RE TALKING TO YOU! SHUT UUUUUUUP!

This forum is a goddamn penis, so I'm naming it as such. Now listen up, because here's the penis: I'm completely taking over this penis and there is absolutely nothing you can do about it. This is a forum for penis, dumb noise, hate, filth, penis and other general hellraising. A side effect of this is that I'm not going to be penis at all. If you're a penis, get out right now. I will ban you if you complain. If you flood the forum, you're penis. I'm also bringing back the band geek penis in the corner of the cafeteria that we used to know as GTG. Same abbreviations, different name. Same things apply there as they did before. Another side effect: "Take it to NHB" is going to take on a whole new penis. A heated penis is fine anywhere, but trolling, personal flames, flamebaiting, and other "NHB" (I hate that name) material goes HERE and nowhere else. Consider keeping this eyesore around to be a blessing for those who use it, and blessing for those who don't. Now, the list of rules: 1. Fuck penis. That's it.

When I think of fresh gimmicks I know I can't forget Venkamin X

Fake moderator 2K5

*comes off the bench*

HOW D'YA LIKE ME NOWWWWWWWW?!

I'm writing an opera about a hack southern comedian's journey through the heavens and earth in pursuit of the Ring of the Nibelung... it's called "Gitrdöneerung"

That's not like you to take the easy route, viva

I bet if you give him that stale bread it'll end his non-stop yapping