UseTheSledgehammerUh

Britney's performances are amongst some of the best VMA moments of the past 12 years or so. Remember when MTV was rather fun to watch in the early/mid 90's (back when music was good and not just uber commercialized shit) and VMA highlight shows were kinda cool? Ah, well. Britney needs to bring back some classics: more leather, more flesh-colored skin-tight bodysuits, more mafia hats, more open mouth girl kissing, more 80's dresses, and a bigger SNAKE!

Get J.R. Reid back to Wal-Mart and Greg Lewis to a deserted island.

You've gotta be FUCKING kidding me. J.R. Reid drops a fair catch, Pack has it in FG terrtory under a minute left.

This punter Sal Rocca SUCKS and Jason Avant just cost the Eagles the game most likely. HA! Favre fumbles and FREAAAAAAK recovers!

Greg Lewis, surrounded by Packers, decides "fuck it" and fields a bouncing punt and gets simultaneously sandwiched by like four Packers. Announcer: "Greg Lewis is letting everyone know that he has not returned punts before, and I gotta say, he's really getting his point across."

End of 3rd. Pack 13, Eagles 13. Two good defenses and decent/kinda conservative QB play.

Indy has to go TO Carolina just 6 days after a road game at Jacksonville, they have to play AT Baltimore, AT San Diego, and New England. Yeah, other than that there's a ton of shit on the schedule. Tennessee Twice, OAKLAND, TAMPA, Houston Twice, ATLANTA, KC at the RCA Dome. Indy at worst goes 13-3, in my opinion. It's Indy/New England AFC this year, though. So beat the man to be the man, New England fan.

Couple broken plays and admittedly, some great efforts from Favre, but FOX is blowing him like just won the NFC Title game. Eagles waste a timeout (Reid's trademark) to talk it over, Pack in easy FG territory.

Indy has an underrated D that wrecked New Orleans, who usually have a good run/pass combo, so I felt like mentioning them. We'll see if Baltimore can handle The Chad. New VISA commercial claims that "pink polo shirt wearing, big-nosed sissies with sweaters tied over them" use Cash to pay for things and the Saints fans have anything to cheer about.

Akers 47 yard field goal. Eagles 13, Packers 10. Curtis and Avant with big catches to get into Packer territory. Eagles convert last 7 of 10 3rd downs.

They won't be able to do this against a good defensive team like the Colts.

Bubba Franks is really bad. Dropping balls, pretty much allowing a pick, and flopping all over the place.

Eagles tie it 10-10 with Packers, who look dead now and have done little offensively. 2nd quarter. Packers offense is non-existant. Eagles are getting it rolling, McNabb looks much better now. Pack got their points off of a punt fumble that rolled into the endzone (7) and a bad INT that set them up in FG position (3). Nice field goal tho of 53 yards.

Maybe you're right. He's back on the sidelines now. I remember him raping Hasselback after "The Dumb-Ass Overtime Prediction" a few years back in the playoffs.

Prediction: Sal Rocca fucks up a hold in an important field goal this year, causing the Eagles to lose. Packers 10, Eagles 3 - 2nd quarter. Yeah, Eagles immediately exploited the weakened Packer corner situation with "Predator Hair" Al Harris out. He sucks, btw. It's just that the Eagles receivers aren't exactly great, so he held them in check.

McNabb wakes the F up with a sick pass to Kevin Curtis! END OF 1st QUARTER Packers 10, Eagles 0. Eagles on the Packer 5. Observations: Lots of whistles. Brett Favre looks pretty good, his idiot receiver messed up and he got picked, threw some good balls and escaped the pocket well. McNabb looked bad 1st quarter, threw an awful INT, but got better towards the end. Greg Lewis, shaken up earlier, is a dope and forgot to signal for a fair catch, gets tackled and costs the team 7 points botching the punt catch. Sal Rocca has had several mediocre punts. Westbrook w/ 40 yards rushing 24 yards receiving. Green Bay defense looks GREAT. The announcer just said... "LJ Shit...LJ Smith in motion."

Thanks.

Seriously, fuck white trash Brett Myers and this team. Blow an 8-2 lead to a bunch of dead dogs that look like they don't want to be there in the Braves? Pathetic. Bye, Charlie. See y'all for baseball next year, I'm done. E-A-G-L-E-S, Eagles!!!!!!

Interesting the "World" has again been removed from "ECW Champion". Even Styles isn't saying it.

Take that, AJ Styles/Samoa Joe.

It's Big Show.

Say CM Punk actually lost here. What would be his reason for competing in ECW afterwards?

It looks so fake and poorly animated.

:::coughthreadtitlecough::: Uh, what makes you think Punk wins the title? MORRISON'S INTRO IS FUCKING BOSS.

I remember 2004 being an amazing year for WRESTLING (Main Events were Benoit's Awesome Rumble Win, Lesnar/Eddie, Mania 3-Way, and 3-Way Rematch at Backlash) and then it all went to hell with Eugene, Kane, JBL, Luther Reigns, and Undertaker all involved with main event programs somehow.