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UseTheSledgehammerUh

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  1. How many fans attend each Bayern game. I'm guessing you get max one liter of beer, in the fine print. Wow.
  2. I just found Photoshop CS2 off Adobe.com. My computer was bought in 2004. make hp pavillion a420n. Pretty good. But for some reason it won't install. grumble.
  3. I need to download Photoshop today, Thurs., by 2 pm EST. I am really high and can't go to campus to use the lab there with it. I'm having trouble with googling a search for it. Just a good version. Please help, as I'm good with the program but have a project due at 5 today.
  4. The Con-Man is a fan of Toy Story music, does things his own way, and likes showing off his body. The Bash-Man is a cocky southern-type paying Homage to UWF Bossman or something. Shelton's gimmick is token athletic guy. Carlito has facial hair, Masters doesn't. Masters, however, has a robe, which Carlito doesn't. These reasons are why you're supposed to be paying 34.95 a month (sometimes TWICE!) to see the characters you've grown attached to. Get with it!
  5. None of these are even remotely funny except the EMO one just for the kid in the bottom right.
  6. I like how the poster just randomly puts people's names down, like "Rick" or "Sam".
  7. I wish the Astros had some not-horrible teams to play. They have a series with the Cards, I think...and then what?
  8. 119. CHRISTOPHER WALKEN INTERVIEW OF GLORY
  9. "This is just for me, but I want to see them all at the same time." 118. "Okay, The World's Fastest Menorah, Bungee-Jumping Baby Jesus, Rocket-Powered Fruitcake, and Kwanzaa Canera in a Pimped Out Ride." GO!
  10. The Annual Thanksgiving Dinner Featuring the 7 Best Characters on Conan, as Determined by Opinion Polls and Online Voting... 114. The Manatee 115. Cob of Corn 116. The Coked Up Werewolf SHOE-Verine Frankenstein The Masturbating Bear 117. The Giant Ant And...oh...there's seems to be a problem. I apologize, but there is a character who has seemed to crash the party. The always dissapointing FED-EX POPE. Arguably the worst character in late night history. Sorry, the meal for least favorite characters is out in the hallway. Crowd: "Awww..."
  11. I swear, for every Rare Rockers Title Shot, there just haaaad to be a run-in.
  12. 92. SHOE-verine 93. Sexual Harassment Skeleton Channel
  13. "IN THE YEAR 2000..." "The Internet will turn ten years old. Upon hearing this, Michael Jackson will immediately ask how he can get on the Internet."
  14. How did you miss this, btw. 91. "We realize that a lot of our viewers have young children that need to go to sleep." CONAN SINGS A LULLABY. "Little baby, go to sleep... Towards the end of the graphicly obscene song, disturbing & graphic pictures are shown, including footage of Big Japan Wrestling matches where Onita is carving someone's face with a sickel.
  15. 90. One time they had the Andy Vs. Conan staring contest. Usual gimmicky has Andy about to crack, but he holds STRONG! A guy comes out with a "SKULL MILK - $1.00" sign (something similar) and squeezes his head until milk comes out of his mouth. Andy cracks. Well, it's better than OMG BUSH SUX every night. Hell, STARING CONTEST RULES.
  16. He resembles a vampire from Buffy.
  17. I miss Doug Gilbert shoots... "You see Randy (Hales), if I say somethin' that I shouldn't about you ri-now SMOKIN' CRACK :::makes lighting crack pipe gesture::: "Oh! Doug! That's not true!" :::Tommy Rich stands there, arms crossed, hilarious::: "There are certain times we can cut to commercial, and I think now is one of them..." Doug: "Oh ok Dave, lemme say one more thing. You gave everybody else there chance, right?" Dave: Watch what you say. Doug: "Now I ain't gonna do "OH! JERRY LAWLER, IM GONNA STICK MY FIST IN YOUR MOUTH!" Now, c'mon, I ain't that corny. I'd say, "I'm Doug Gilbert! And Jerry Lawler, you RAPED A LITTLE 13 YEAR OLD GIRL!"
  18. Perhaps I shoulda rephrased that. I don't like that the guy has suddenly shifted his focus to "GO UFC!" in the "WRESTLING observer". Stick to what brought you to the dance, because UFC isn't going to get very over on Spike TV, a joke network.
  19. Meltzer, stick to wrestling and endear its horribleness with the rest of us. You have no MMA credibility.
  20. Matt doesn't have heat. The Unforgiven crowd was just a hot crowd. Let's not forget Matt has been SQUASHED on heatless TV matches by Conway and Snitsky in recent weeks. Matt is going to Smackdown, however, home of piped crowd heat and even more-horrible PPVs. _______________________________________ I remember Edge's comment to Triple H. They were both faces, in early 2002, I believe. Trips just won the title from Jericho. Edge complained that the only reason Triple H had the title was he had to sleep with the bosses daughter. No real big-time match came about. They did do Edge/HHH overseas on Raw during H's last title run, but that blew.
  21. Wrestlers not kicking out of FINISHING MOVES. Total bullshit.
  22. Taking a look at the list, from a PWI/Mark's perspective, you can use this list to clearly identify the "WRESTLER OF THE YEAR" for WWE, as guys like Cena, Batista, Booker, Benoit, Rey, and Shelton have done all the in-ring work (whether it's good in-ring work is debatable, but they've done the most shows).
  23. Let's see what's on tap for Monday...that matter, anyhoo. Yanks Vs. Orioles Red Sox Vs. Rays Indians Vs. White Sox Athletics Vs. Twins Angels Vs. Rangers ______________ Phillies Vs. Braves Marlins Vs. Mets Astros Vs. Pirates ______________________________ I think the AL East takes care of business. White Sox get one back. A's gain one game. Braves should handle the Phillies, given the pitching, but you never know. I'm pullin' for more hurting done to the NL East leaders.
  24. Chris Masters is awful, and reminiscent of the mid-90's and/or mid-80's WWF-style worker. It's sad that in today's horrible mainstream wrestling scene, excuses are made almost everyday to try to find greatness in horrible, horrible, forced-pushed main event level workers. Apologize.
  25. Cabin Fever wasn't sick enough. This guy is a mark for himself. Note he hasn't updated his own website which has a fanboard and an "Eli Roth Questions Thread". He dropped that a Cabin Fever 2 was coming in 2005 (lie) and that Rider Strong would be on it. Now he's totally abandoned the possible franchise. Fuck him.
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