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Candice looking quite good. ________________________ ** RAW Results: Hassan & Daivari over Jericho & Benjamin (Hassan pinned Jericho) in 6:05...ECW PPV Commercial...Flair pins Christian in 3:05, Batista saves Flair from double-team...Edge yells at Lita, threatens Kane...Chris Masters wins Masterlock Challenge, assaulted by Steven Richards...Kane chokes Edge, "leave Lita alone"...Chris Benoit no-contest Tajiri in "ECW Rules Match" at 3:50 when Bischoff stopped match, bans Raw wrestlers from ECW PPV, and will bring a volunteer group to the ECW PPV to destroy it...

Ha.

Could've at least let Stevie hit the chairshot. ________________________ ** RAW Results: Hassan & Daivari over Jericho & Benjamin (Hassan pinned Jericho) in 6:05...ECW PPV Commercial...Flair pins Christian in 3:05, Batista saves Flair from double-team...Edge yells at Lita, threatens Kane...Chris Masters wins Masterlock Challenge, assaulted by Steven Richards...Kane chokes Edge, "leave Lita alone"...

!!!!!!!!!!

Challenge Lawler.

Even that statue in Masters' TitanTron is asleep.

HAHAHAHA.

Stop hating on Edge & Lita. ________________________ ** RAW Results: Hassan & Daivari over Jericho & Benjamin (Hassan pinned Jericho) in 6:05...ECW PPV Commercial...Flair pins Christian in 3:05, Batista saves Flair from double-team...Edge yells at Lita, threatens Kane...

If only the Angelic Diablo were there to help out Kane. ________________________ ** RAW Results: Hassan & Daivari over Jericho & Benjamin (Hassan pinned Jericho) in 6:05...ECW PPV Commercial...Flair pins Christian in 3:05, Batista saves Flair from double-team...Edge yells at Lita, threatens Kane...

I feel bad for the Gold Lame Duck Rush winner.

Guess Flair has the semi-annual "fake face turn" pending with H's return. ________________________ ** RAW Results: Hassan & Daivari over Jericho & Benjamin (Hassan pinned Jericho) in 6:05...ECW PPV Commercial...Flair pins Christian in 3:25. Batista saves Flair from beatdown...

Christian does his "Funny run" at Flair, ala running at Jericho into the second rope.

Christian will be the next Michaels. Doesn't have the in-ring skill, but who cares, its WWE. All he needs is a heel run against Cena, some THIS close to winning it and fail, and then do the face turn.

Mark out.

Whoo.

I just got off the phone. God damn timing. 1) What did Benoit and Tajiri talk about (ECW PPV was mentioned) 2) Why the fuck did Batista just doa "Whoo" Was there another segment in between?

Hassan has lost 2 singles matches on Raw to HBK by DQ.

Jericho should start doing his 1998 tirades...smashing chairs, ripping the announcers clothing...ok, well stealing Lilian's hair brush or something ________________________ ** RAW Results: Hassan & Daivari over Jericho & Benjamin (Hassan pinned Jericho) in 6:05...ECW PPV Commercial...

"Facesmasher?"

Downhome, Hassan has 5 televised losses. Coming to mind: Rumble elimination, Tag loss at Backlash, DQ loss to HBK, DQ loss to Benoit, and...there's another.

Would yall be annoyed if I did the ol' "Result So far" thing at the bottom of my posts to prevent the even-more annoying "What's happened so far?" posts

Oh my God Shelton finally has heat.

That graphic w/ Edge and Lita makes me smile.

BTW, Benoit's title reign was fucking awesome. I don't CARE if "he was seen as the #1 guy". I don't CARE if "HHH was focused on." I don't CARE if "he got beat up by retarded Eugene." Last summer, Benoit OWNED Raw. And I loved it. EVERYONE thrown at Benoit was mowed down. - Triple H, Iron Man, BEAT YOU. - Evolution in the Elimination Match That Lasted Forever - BENOIT MAKES ORTON TAP. - Kane, in the UNWINNABLE "You Must Make Kane Tap" bout - KANE TAPS. Whatever, I could give two fucks about "how ratings did when Benoit was champ", if Benoit "started the show" or not. Benoit was champ. He beat everyone he faced. He wrestled just about every single week. Unlike Batista. Who is a horrible champion, lacks face charisma, is plodding, and watches the tournament each week.

I just don't want my intelligence insulted. - Give me a pillow fight with some T & A, make it short, I'm happy. - Give me a Masterlock Challenge where Masters wins, but have the plant NOT LOOK LIKE AN INDY WORKER, I'm happy. - Make this Christian/Flair match the blowoff, give it 8-10 min, and a legit finish, I'm happy. - Give the tag match 8-10 min, have either Hassan or Shelton get the pin WITHOUT using a weapon, I'm happy. - Give Kane/Edge 15 minutes. That's a lot, but fuck it...you're gonna push these guys, they're gonna have to adjust. Do the Lita turn NOW, because no one will wait or bother ordering Vengeance to see it anyway. Lita turn, Edge wins, I'm happy. - HHH should not be on the show. I guarantee they'll show a clip of him, however. - Batista should SQUASH someone, big-time tonight. Gimme that, and maybe a tag title semi-squash and/or build up Maven & Dean, and okay. Keep the fucking Awful Heart Throbs off the show. Keep Awful Regal off the show. Start rebuilding Benoit again. Prediction: Thread reaches only 10-11 pages by 11 pm.