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WWE should have booked, like... Triple H & Batista Vs. Chris Benoit & Chris Jericho and Edge & Gene Snitsky Vs. Maven & Randy Orton for the second half hour of this edition of Heat. Just to fuck with TNA's pre-show attempt to get more than 50 viewers.

Diva Tag Match, where One Random Girl on the WINNING team and One Random Girl on the LOSING team... you guessed it... Must LEAVE THE WWE!!!!!!!!!! MAH GAWD!

Rodney Mack forced to leave the World Wrestling Entertainment!

Coach, on Edge & Benoit: "The former, well for a couple of weeks, tag team champions." He forgets their 1st, 2-month title reign. Coach is such a fucking heat dog for himself. Gets moves wrong. Gets everything wrong.

Wow, 4 firees in action!

Who is that awful announcer talking? The other awful announcer besides Coach.

Val Venis Vs. Rodney Mack...in a LOSER LEAVES WWE match? We saw one last night, with Kidman defeating Rico, in an impressive 5-page Velocity thread.

Well there's JJ/Hardy, either way, people will either be pissed Jeff is champ. The Outsiders are fat and embarassing looking. Styles/Petey - Barring run-ins, should be very good. Tag Titles - Will suck. Women's "Challenge" - Will suck. Gauntlet Match - Could be very good...will probably be "good", due to quick eliminations/no story being developed. Piper's Segment - Will suck, as always. Monster's Ball - Could be good. Raven hasn't done anything to show he has talent in years. Monty is exciting. Look for Mitchell with Abyss. I think Abyss goes over by pinning Raven. 8-Man Tag: Good, hopefully. Dusty/Russo vote: It's like voting for tetnis or herpes.

Kevin Nash turned heel after becoming the #1 contender to Booker T's WCW World Title in Aug. 2000...and then beat him for the belt.

IMO...The best CD the WWE has ever put out was Forceable Entry...and that wasn't even great. This is easily the worst WWE CD ever. Like, ONE good song. Oh yeah, the "Heiden" parts are Heyman, from what it sounds like. The "Heidenreich" parts at the beginning are Big John. Heyman has some words during the song, too.

God, that Orton theme is awful.

... When it rains...

hey a 3 yard route on 2nd down.... guess what THEYRE PUNTING

raza, they're on the road in Detroit this week.

Here we go again.

Having listened to it a few times, I think this Taker theme is what he uses now. The middle-end tho, the slow parts, are not played on TV, however. I think the "Carlito! Carlito! Carlito! Carlito!" song is my favorite.

Victoria's theme is like something you'd hear on Saved by the Bell. it's not even that good, because SBTB had music that was ridiculous, hokey, and corny...but still funny. Victoria's theme is like a bad 21 Jump Street song amplified 21 times. Oh my God, if this is Vince's vision of "cool"...the WWE will die very soon.

I HATE THE SCREEN PASS. I HATE the "3 yard over the middle pass". Those are the two plays I hate more than anything. Those are the two plays the Eagles have used over and over today.

This offensive playcalling is pathetic.

And you already have one loss remember. Pats will finish 12-4, IMO.

Patriots are *NOT* winning on the road against the Jets, you should know.

Vitamin X, you almost sung the chorus to a song by Everclear there.

Donovan, stop throwing fucking 3 yard passes, please.

Steeler will probably lose 2-3 of those games.

Rothlisfucker throws up an ugly pick.