UseTheSledgehammerUh

With a really high fever and $7.00, you do what you can.

Hey Haps', good to meet you. I may not be a widely respected poster, but I tend not to lie and if you post in threads that I'm in, there always seems to be some entertaining material there.

Woke up today with 103 fever. Ate 7 Advils throughout the day. Drank lots of Robitussin throughout the day. Got a large 3-piece McDonalds Chicken Selects Value Meal at 5. 2 Milwaukee's Best beers. Took 5 perkosets. 1 shot of Smirnoff Orange Vodka. Vomited a lot. Sweated a lot. Ate some pasta I cooked. Vomited a lot more.

JHawk, you mean the theme Trish has had for over 2 years and is still using?

Okay, okay, we're not getting Snitsky breaking Maven's neck in a War Games re-hash at the Survivor Series, guys... BUT... Just maybe he can BREAK MAVEN'S NOSE... Thus forcing him to wear the *protective face mask* ~ !

It's now 1:50 A.M. Sunday Morning. A much-heralded (or at least improved and PPV-hyping, big match edition) of Impact has yet to air in Philadelphia. Philly is one of the biggest markets for professional wrestling. You'd think with a PPV looming, and an area of fans who want an "alternative", and are willing to pay for it month in and month out (CZW, RoH, 3PW, etc.), TNA might, oh, I don't know, try to get their TELEVISION SHOW on at a reasonable time? I know it's not all their fault. Comcast doesn't carry FSN. Comcast doesn't air Impact until Midnight or 2 AM (now with college football season) Sat. Nights/Sun. mornings. Doesn't mean TNA couldn't seek alternative stations to air the show earlier doesn't it? This has just pissed me off greatly since June. Philly is a hotbed for pro. wrestling. We can't enjoy NWA-TNA. Hell, we can't even BASH the company because the shit doesn't come on until 2 AM! I'm going to bed. Note to Double J, I'm not going to take the chance on oversleeping and being tired for the Eagles/Steelers collision tomorrow so I can see Marc Mero shoot the "Badd Blaster" to an arena of 100 fans.

Only downside of the Evolution theme is that it plays with a slightly faster beat than I think most of us are used to from the previous available downloads/TV listening. Very odd.

Eugene's is not fake. It's the theme he currently uses. If you listen closely to Taker's you can obviously tell they tried to do a "soft remix" of a few of his Deadman themes into one. Craptacular.

Yeah they've been whoring DVDs out lately. The new $9.99 Diva Search magazine comes with a DVD.

"Just Close Your Eyes" is ***NOT*** Gail Kim's song...I don't know why you all are posting that. Unless the WWE fucked up their own track listing? I think JCYE is Nidia singing. It's not Nidia's ring music.

Ben Folds. I broke up with my GF the day of, and she still managed to drag me to it, at my college, all the while we argued in line, in the show, in our seats, etc.

Thanks a lot for the link. Already got my "Volume 6: Here Comes the Midcard!" CD made. On a DUD-***** WWF/WWE Theme Music scale, here's how I see Volume 6: Evolution (current theme) - *** 1/2 Heidenreich (current theme) - * Undertaker - This is NOT a theme he uses/has used - * Carlito Carribean Cool (current theme) - ** 2004 Diva Search - DUD Victoria (current theme) - DUD Smackdown! Theme - * Shelton Benjamin (current theme) - *** 1/2 Chavo Guerrero (current theme) - ** Theodore Long (current theme)/Rodney Mack - ** Billy Kidman (current theme) - ** JBL (current theme) - * 1/2 John Cena (from upcoming album...not a theme) - Sorry folks, feels like Eminem meets a PG movie. * Eugene - * Gail Kim - ** Nidia - Not her theme or a theme she has ever used. I supposed when she "Just Closed Her Eyes" the other day she opened them to see a pink slip. *

FUCKING FUMBLE. Hey, did OSU get rid of that kicker?

How did OSU get both LSU and USC this yr?

Edge's theme is just...horrible. I regret immediately posting "Change Edge's shitty theme music" (You think you know me...) when the "What to do with heel Edge?" thread was started. In hindsight, I miss it. Seriously, Alter Bridge music sounds like generic "singing" with lows that the likes of The Wrestling Boot Band and "Freddy Krueger's Hits" couldn't even touch.

I'm guessing you meant "tag team" match and not "tag title" match between Killings/Badd and NYC. Unless you plan on bringing the U.S. Tag Team Titles back...THEN I'd read this consistently!

COCOPUFFS, thanks! Just grabbed it from LimeWire. How appropriate a song titled "Ugly" heads a PPV with JBL's title reign ending.

Last time, anyone know the SS theme? I've heard "Life" by Seven Wiser in other threads and here, but that song they played during the match screens was either A) not "Life" or B) I downloaeed a song labeled as "Life" incorrectly.

Wow, we've equalled the Smackdown! thread.

Wow, Velocity went by really quickly.

What is The Basham Brothers current gimmick?

Anyone catch Matthews shut DeMott up with: "I'm not one of the boys, I'm an announcer, just like you."

Christ, Kreuger jumping up from behind Nancy's bed just freaked me out.

Because even though there are nationally published magazines (multiple issues, actually) with Torrie Wilson's breasts and vagina exposed, the fact that she is wearing SKIMPY OUTFITS and will give a "Sex Test" on UPN, a channel that is more conservative than SpikeTV, which doesn't show nudity, should make you think that maybe we'll see her naked.

Still, I think Angle's team is going to win at SSeries. Bringing Cena back, to heat up the feud with Carlito, as well as be a "weak link" (put up a comeback and then lose to Angle/Carlito due to his injuries) would help make it more believable.