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I have a couple questions: 1. Will you be contiuing to post here again, soon, as a fellow fantasy PBP guy, I enjoy your work, a lot. 2. Could you bring in a few guest appearences...but not the usual "big" ingy names...? 3. Can you bring back Mack Smack, EdOMac and the original Hate Club? Thanks. -UTS

My apologies to an obvious earlier poster...thanks for the response...the finish comes now...

You retards just can't stop posting NON-WWE results in the fucking WWE folder can you? Where's the Mods? Take care of them! God damn this shit. Don't even post your bitter responses, pussy XWF fans.

AC/DC - Live at Donington Got it around Christmastime at Target, on sale for $10.99...good shit.

Sorry, it's coming tonight. I got a little caught up with some binge drinking and strippers and pep rallies. Not in that order, necesarily. Yeah it's a hot ending and the world title match is something special. You'll see. Do I have only one fan?

Yes the Nasty Boys can add another prestigious title reign to their collection! And Ed Leslie will be the "X-TREME COMISSIONER". Maybe Big Boss Man (called The Cop) and Earthquake (called The Squasher) can attack Hogan, and Lord Alfred Hayes can commentate. Get this fucking thread out of here. Jesus Christ. As if the 100 god damn "WM XX NEWZ!" threads weren't bad enough.

Next week on Melrose: Oliver blows up the house! Seriously, that kid's a dick. Great character.

Can someone post a synopsis of what happens after they crashed the golf cart into the sticks... I gotta run. Please. Later.

I hope he fucking kills Oliver...as a fellow "hater of dicks that try to mack it to people's GFs"... Melinda Clarke...from zombie to rich snob....mmm.:) so hot

Oliver reminds me of the WWE's Christian...he's great. I would have flipped a shit if he just took my girl in the car. Unfortunately, that coke-snorting kid is one of the few highlights on this show. The brown-haired guy is too "Pacey" like, it's blatant...Summer is generic annoying girl, and the parents are lame. Still, if they keep the shows built around the triangle, that works.

I don't like this black haired girl, the ex-GF...she's annoying. Maybe she'll find some new friends. Are they taking the stupid jock with them to Palm Springs...what's his name? He's kinda funny.

Yeah, baby! Back for Week 2 of my O.C. watching! Oliver didn't tell anyone jack SHIT about his problems...he's goin' after the girlfriend, look at him!

BUY ETERNAL DARKNESS. That is all. Oh yeah, do NOT play it until... A)It's night time. B)Ya turn the lights off. It'll enhance the game 10-fold. And don't play it under the influence of marijuana...as you'll pay, dearly, in later levels. Then again, my "sanity" meter hasn't even been a quarter full in ages in this game. Jeez, kinda like my gas tank.

And you can read the finish tomorrow...cause I need a little sleep. Thoughts so far?

Kane enters the ring and kicks RVD in the face. Kashmere and Acid had been double-suplexing Booker T. The two cocky teammates kip-up and high five, before Kane grabs them both by their throats and runs them straight over the top rope! The six men left in the ring become five, as Kane grabs Tajiri by the back of the head and launches him over the top rope, onto the Backseat Boys. RVD leaps off the top at Kane, who catches him by the throat and delivers a massive chokeslam! -At #17, it's WHOOOOO!!!!!, Ric Flair! Flair struts to the ring and goes after Kane. Kane withstands his assault, but not the "trick leg" that Flair uses to kick him low with! Booker T delivers a scissors kick to Kane's head! Helms grabs Rock by the throat, signaling a chokeslam! Rock responds and loads Helms up for the Rock Bottom! Helms breaks free and leaps over the top rope, running to the back! What a coward! Rock is about to leap out over the top rope after him, but thinks twice and remains in the ring. But from behind, Kane clotheslines The Rock over the top! What a shocker! -At #18, it's Eddie Guerrero! Guerrero enters and exchanges with Rob Van Dam, who is very weak. Cena is gaining momentum, having endured over 34 minutes by now! Booker T ducks a Cena clothesline, however, and hits a flying forearm which teeters Cena over the top. Cena crawls back in, though, until Guerrero decks him with a clothesline and ascends to the top rope! FROGSPLASH on Cena by Eddy! RVD from the opposite corner! FIVE-STAR FROGSPLASH! Cena is dead! Kane grabs Cena and presses him over his head, walking towards the ropes. From behind, however, RVD and Booker T clip Kane's knees, as Cena falls on him! Kane stands, as RVD and Booker T dropkick him over the top rope! Guerrero rushes at Cena, who backdrops "Latino Heat" over! Flair, Cena, RVD and Booker T remain as... -#19 enters, and it's Triple H! The foursome in the ring look at Triple H, ready to tear his head off! He's been a thorn in all of their sides for quite some time. Booker T leans on the ropes taunting HHH, but RVD comes from behind and pushes him over the top rope! Booker looks extremely pissed! HHH enters the ring and takes down Cena, and gets into it with Flair. Flair chops Triple H apart, and backdrops him in the center of the ring. RVD hits Cena with a spinning legdrop. The battle continues as... -Steve Corino enters at #20! -Corino hits the ring and goes right after RVD! The "RVD" chants kick in as he flings Corino out of the corner with a monkeyflip. Cena attacks Triple H and attempts an F-U, but Hunter breaks free and delivers a Pedigree, taking Cena's head off! Flair chops Triple H, and then Flair goes after Corino. They exchange chops back and forth before RVD comes soaring off the rop with a double-clothesline! Everyone is down, as RVD gets some HUGE cheers...as... -"Sexy Boy" plays to a HUGE ovation, out comes Shawn Michaels! Michaels in, and RVD attacks! Michaels comes flying off the ropes with a flying forearm, taking down Van Dam! SWEET CHIN MUSIC on Triple H! Cena up, and Michaels runs at him with a clothesline against the ropes! Both men go over the top! Cena's feet hit the floor as the crowd is upset! Michaels holds on the ropes and skins the cat, pulling himself back into the ring to a big pop! -At #22, it's The World's Strongest Man, Mark Henry! Henry in the ring, and he levels Flair with a clothesline! Henry is getting boo'd by the crowd, heavily. Triple H delivers a running knee to RVD's head and takes him down. -"Whatever" plays as Chris Benoit enters at #23, receiving a hero's welcome! Benoit goes right for Triple H, chopping him and delivering a big SNAP~! suplex! Flair helps Benoit as the two stomp Triple H into the corner. Michaels attacks Henry, and comes off the rope, but Henry catches him with a BEAR HUG! -At #24, we've got Edge, who runs to the ring, getting a mild response! Edge attacks RVD, as we've got Edge/RVD, HBK/Henry and Benoit and Flair working over Triple H. Edge delivers a assive DDT, the "Edgeocution" to RVD, planting him on the top of his head! Edge attacks Benoit, and the two brawl into the opposite corner! -At #25....05.34....03.67....02.13....0.00 BREAK THE WALLS DOWN! It's Chris Jericho, who is posing in the aisleway and making his way to the ring! From behind, Kane attacks Jericho, dropping him throat-first on the ringside barrier! Kane grabs Jericho and delivers a chokeslam on the steel run-way, before laughing evily and walking off. Inside, Triple H has been busted open. #26 signals SEAN O'HAIRE, making his Rumble debut! The young, large WWE rookie attacks Chris Benoit from behind, as Triple H makes it to his feet. Henry slides outside the ring and grabs the bloodied Chris Jericho, tossing him into the ring. Flair attacks O'Haire, and whips him into the ropes. O'Haire delivers a martial arts kick to Flair's shoulder, however. RVD attacks O'Haire and dropkicks him into the ropes, as Triple H eliminates the rookie! Edge works on Flair. -#27 is The Undertaker, the former WWE Champion! He is greeted with tremendous hatred! Taker enters the ring and delivers right hands to everyone! Flair tastes a boot to the face, and even Triple H gets clotheslined. Edge sneakily attempts a spear, but is caught by the throat and launched over the top rope. He's eliminated! Henry is choking the life out of Jericho...who has lost a ton of blood! Benoit is in the midst of delivering rolling German suplexes to RVD in the meantime! -#28 is Rey Mysterio, who received a big pop! Mysterio springboards into the ring, dropkicking Undertaker in the process! Mysterio gets into it with RVD, and Mysterio uses his legs to hurancanrana RVD over the top rope and to the floor! Van Dam is gone! Rey celebrates, but Undertaker clotheslines him over! -#29.0 is Version 1-Ah! Matt Hardy enters with a great number! Hardy enters the ring and goes right to Mark Henry, attacking with right hands. Henry shrugs him to the floor and goes back to chinlocking Jericho. Triple H trades hands with Benoit, but Flair helps Benoit work over The Game. Finally, at #30, we have the monster Batista! Batista and Henry go toe-to-toe, with Henry knocking Batista into the ropes. Henry runs at hi, but gets a SPINEBUSTER! Batista clotheslines Jericho's head off! Batista attacks Benoit, as Flair works over HHH. Shawn Michaels has been in a dead-lock with Undertaker, who now has him teetering over the top rope. Hardy attacks Taker, who turns his attention. Taker kicks Hardy in the face and clotheslines him out! Batista lifts up Mark Henry and throws him out! Shawn Michaels, now free, levels Batista with a superkick and clotheslines him over the top rope! Taker chokeslams Michaels, however! Ric Flair has Triple H in the corner and delivers 10 punches! From behind, Jericho gets to his feet and attacks Flair, knocking him to the floor and eliminating him! Triple H kicks The Undertaker in the groind, and Benoit catches HHH with a German Suplex. Michaels hits a superkick and sends Taker over the top rope from behind! We are left with four men! CHRIS BENOIT, TRIPLE H, SHAWN MICHAELS, and CHRIS JERICHO!

The Royal Rumble match, with the winner receiving a shot at the WWE World Title in. WrestleMania XX's main event. -"Word Life" hits as John Cena enters the match as #1. -and A-Train has drawn number 2! Cena and A-Train battle it out, with Cena being thrown into the corner. Cena off the ropes, connects with a clothesline, as Train is only staggered. Cena attempts to throw him over, but A-Train delivers the Derailer, and raises his hands to a chorus of boos. -Lance Storm enters at #3! -Storm slides under A-Train's legs and dropkicks him! Two punches, off the ropes, but Train delivers the bicycle kick! A-Train is dominating early on! Cena from behind, off the second rope with a bulldog! The crowd erupts. Cena and Storm attempt to eliinate the Train, who fights them off. -Christopher Daniels enters at #4! In comes Daniels, who FLOORS Storm with a superkick! Daniels gains steam and clotheslines Storm over the top rope! Cena with a flurry of punches on Daniels. Cena moves, and A-Trains clothesline takes down Daniels! Cena dropkicks A-Train over the rop rope! 5-Knuckle Shuffle on Daniels, and Cena receives a huge pop! -Scott Steiner enters at #5! In comes Steiner, who no-sells Cena's attack and delivers a spinning belly-to-belly out of the corner! Daniels is down, grasping the bottom rope. Steiner belly-to-belly's Cena out of the corner, overhead styles, and does push-ups. Daniels, back up, drops an elbow on Steiner! Steiner up, and he kicks Daniels, and hits his "Flatliner" reverse legsweep sloppily. Cena low-blows Steiner and delivers the F-U!!! Cena mocks Steiner with push-ups of his own, but... -WELLLLLLL.......It's the Big Show! at #6! -Show enters the ring and goes after Cena, headbutting him several times. Daniels and Steiner join in, as Daniels hits Cena with a superkick, who falls right into the Big Show's ars, who delivers a Hog Log! Cena's ass is being kicked and he needs help! But will he get it from... -Tajiri, who enters at lucky #7? No, he doesn't, as Tajiri kicks Cena multiple times in the chest. Daniels attacks Tajiri from behind, as the two exchange multiple chops, before Tajiri connects with a beautiful handspring elbow. Tajiri attempts thw Tarantula, but Daniels breaks free, and tries to eliminate Tajiri. TAJIRI UNLEASHES THE MIST, Blinding DANIELS! Tajiri to the top, and a missle dropkick takes down Daniels. Big Show connects to Tajiri's face with a boot, however, as Steiner works on Cena's back! -#8 belongs to Randy Orton, the WWE TV Champion! Orton enters the ring, as things looks awful for Cena. Cena attacks Orton, but is cut off by Big Show, who dominates him. Show signals for Cena's fateful elimination. Show gorilla presses Cena...but Cena escapes and falls behind him. Cena runs full steam at Steiner and clotheslines him over the top! Cena turns around and spears Orton, and delivers a flurry of right hands! #9 brings out AJ Styles, the new WWE Cruiserweight Champion! Styles hears a chorus of boos, and goes right after Cena...but Daniels flies at him with a spinning elbow. Daniels punches Styles repeatedly, as Big Show jams his knee into Cena's throat. Cena's about had it. Styles has Daniels back up and kicks him, and is going for the Styles Clash. Daniels backdrops Styles over the top, however, and he is eliminated! From behind, Big Show grabs Daniels by the throat and throws HIM over the top, as well! With 4 left in the ring... -Booker T hits the ring at #10, to a huge pop! Booker with a sidekick on Show, who staggers back. Booker off the ropes with a flying forearm and down goes Show! Cena has gained some momentum and rocks Orton with a DDT! Cena to the second rope, jumps at Orton, but Tajiri cracks him with a kick to the ribs. Buzzsaw Kick...but Cena ducks, gets to his feet and delivers the F-U to Tajiri! Booker T is trying to get Show over, but it's nearly impossible, as Show headbutts Booker T to the ground. -At #11, it's Johnny Kashmere of the Backseat Boys! He attacks Tajiri, and works over him in the corner. Cena aids Booker T in assaulting Big Show, as the two double-chop Show up against the ropes. Orton attacks Show as well, but Cena clotheslines the TV Champ down! -At #12, Rob Van Dam enters, to a HUGE pop! Van Dam goes right after Orton, and takes him down with a kick to the face! RVD off the ropes, and delivers a double clothesline to Kashere and Tajiri! Booker T and RVD get face to face, and go through a series that sees Big Show kick RVD in the head, and give Booker T the Final Cut! Cena jumps on Show's back, but Show dumps him over the top rope...Cena holds on, as Tajiri and Kashmere grab Show's legs and try to get him over. With helps from Booker and RVD, they flip Big Show over the top rope! Cena rolls back into the ring. -At #13, it's Trent Acid of the Backseat Boys! Acid aids Kashmere and the two deliver the "One Hit Wonder", using a steel chair, or Tajiri! Tajiri is out cold! Booker and RVD team-up to battle Kashmere & Acid, and take down the indy stars! Cena turns his attention to Booker T, and hits the Flashback. RVD hits a step-over, spin-kick on Cena for his efforts! -At #14, it's Shane Helms, who runs to the ring to aid Randy Orton! Helms and Orton double-team John Cena, who looks to be exhausted. Helms keeps looking towards the rampway, and with #15...you guessed it... -IF YOU SMELLLLLLLL..... :::the crowd erupts for The Rock!::: Rock runs into the ring as Hurricane goes under the ropes and to the floor. Orton and Rock exchange right hands, as Rock gets the better of him Rock delivers a BIG~! right hand, as Cena comers from behind and tosses Orton over the top rope to a HUGE pop! Rock goes to the floor to chase Helms, who enters the ring and begs Rock to have mercy on him! As Rock grabs Hurricane to Rock Bottom him...pyro EXPLODES and we have... -KANE entering at #16! To be continued.

Highlights of the shocking moments before occur. Backstage, Evolution are seen pouring champagne all over Shane Helms, who is wearing his Evolution t-shirt. Eric Bischoff enters the room and smiles, and tells them he was fooled the whole time. He says that Helms should be equally happy, because one of the two "mystery" spots in the Rumble belongs to him! Bischoff said that he needed to tell him something though, and whispered into his ear. Bischoff left, as Hurricane fell into a chair in the corner, shocked. -Backstage, The Backseat Boys, Kashmere & Acid cut a promo, saying they may not be known as WWE stars, but they'd use that to their advantage. They didn't fear anyone, and they could take out anyone like THAT as Kashmere snapped his fingers. Onto the set walked Kane, who looked at them and grabbed the microphone. Kane claimed that tonight, Jericho would be maimed, and Kane would FINALLY become a WrestleMania ain eventer. -Booker T sat with Rob Van Dam, as both men said that tonight, the best man would win. They shook hands and parted ways. Next up, who will MAIN EVENT at WrestleMania XX? It's the Royal Rumble!

Backstage, Chris Benoit and Ric Flair sit in their dressing room. Benoit asks Flair is their unit is ready to not only win the Rumble, but make sure Evolution has no hand in the main event at WrestleMania. Flair asks Benoit if he saw the Rumble in 1992, and says tonight, he'll make that performance look like Peter McNeely's performance against Iron Mike Tyson. Benoit smiles, and tells Flair that if he's lying, and rejoins Evolution, that Flair will be the one getting knocked out in the ring, by BENOIT. -A highlight package of the events surrounding the WWE U.S. Title is focused on. The Hurricane basically became Evolution's slave, but not before The Rock returned to WWE, winning the U.S. title from Batista, and freeing Hurricane in the process. Hurricane upset Batista to gain the unexpected U.S. title shot at his good friend. -"Stand Back" hits as Hurricane looks determined to compete in the biggest match of his life. He received a good response. -"If Ya Smellllll!!!!!!!" is heard as the WWE U.S. Champion, The Rock's music hits to a deafening ovation! WWE United States Title Match: The Rock (champion) Vs. The Hurricane The Rock extends his hand to Hurricane, who doesn't accept? Hurricane removes his mask, to reveal the face of Shane Helms. Helms extends his hand and shakes Rock's, and the match is on! The Rock overpowers Hurricane, ardragging and hiptossing his challenger. Rock shoulderblocks Hurricane down, as the cheers for the "People's Champion" grow. Into the match, Rock has continued dominating, and elbows Hurricane in the face. Rock with a suplex, for a 2 count. Rock chinlocks the green-haired challenger, for is fighting to gain ANY offense in this one. Hurricane fights to his feet, and shoots Rock into the ropes, who LAUNCHES himself at Hurricane and hits a assive clothesline! Hurricane staggers to his feet and is given the spinebuster! Rocky is signaling for the People's Elbow, and the crowd is going nuts! He removes the elbowpad and goes for the elbow...and MISSES! Hurricane kips up! Hurricane off the rope with a blockbuster neckbreaker! 1...2...how close! Hurricane with two right hands, and runs off the ropes, Rock misses a clothesline and Hurricane hits a spinning kick! 2 count on the U.S. Champion! Hurricane up to the top rope...he launches at the Rock, but Rocky moves. Hurricane lands on his feet! Kick to Rock's gut, Hurricane off the ropes, SHINING WIZARD! That's it...1....2....and the Rock barely kicks out! Hurricane signals for the Chokeslam! He grabs Rock by the throat, but Rock moves his arm and loads Hurricane up...for...BAM! ROCK BOTTOM! Both men lay on their back, and The Rock kips up! Rock stands at Hurricane's shoulders and signals for the 2nd People's Elbow! Off the ropes, he CONNECTS! Seeya, Hurricane! Cover, for 1...2...and the referee is yanked out of the ring!?!?!? It's Batista, the damn, jealous ex-U.S. Champion. Batista shoves the referee to the ground, as Rock has the cover. From the crowd, Triple H enters the ring and slides in. He kicks The Rock in the groin and delivers a Pedigree!!!! Triple H smirks as both Hurricane and Rock are down. THE HURRICANE MAKES THE SLOW COVER...you can't tell me he's going to gain the shocking pin?!?! 1.......2....... ...and the referee is pulled out of the ring again! BY....Ric Flair?!?!?! Flair is at ringside, but for what purpose?!? The referee is on the ground, his ankle apparently hurt by being jerked out of the ring. Flair enters the ring, as does Batista. It seems Flair has rejoined his buddies in Evolution. Flair has a steel chair in hand...as Hurricane gets to his feet...Flair cracks Hurricane with the steel chair! He's out cold! Batista looks surprised, as Triple H enters the ring smiling. They hold Flair's hands in the air...Flair lets go and LOW BLOWS Triple H from behind!!! Flair grabs the chair and cracks Batista right in the head! What the hell is going on? Benoit makes his way to the ring and slides in, with no idea what to do. Flair grabs The Rock and puts him on top of Hurricane...but Benoit throws Rock off of the Hurricane and asks him why he did it. From behind, Randy Orton has entered the ring, swings Benoit around and delivers the RKO! Flair chops Orton and throws him to the floor. Hurricane is on his feet, and the Rock is beginning to stir. Hurricane looks like he has no idea what's going on. Flair flips him off! Flair goes to grab the chair, but Hurricane delivers the Shining Wizard to the chair, cracking Flair right in the face! He's busted open! Hurricane grabs the chair as Rock gets on his feet. Hurricane points to all the bodies scattered in and outside the ring. As Rock goes to tend to Benoit, Hurricane cracks The Rock with the chair in the back! Wait a second! Hurricane then delivers a huge chairshot to Rock's face! The Hurricane yells at Batista, who is near the referee and reviving him! Batista throws the referee into the ring, as Hurricane has The Rock pinned...NO! 1......2........3!!! The Hurricane has just won the U.S. Title...with Evolution's help! The crowd is going ballistic...as....NOOO....Hurricane hugs Batista as he holds the U.S. Title up high! Hurricane, or Shane Helms, was with them all along! The winner, and new WWE United States Champion, is Shane Helms. The four Evolution members leave arm in arm, holding their new title up high. The Rock is unconscious, and Benoit is hurt. Flair lays bloodied in the ring. The three of them just fell for a masterminded Evolution plot. It seems Flair knew about Helms, but couldn't stop him.

"I'm Back" as Bischoff walks to the ring shaking his head. Cena nods as it sees Cena is going to gets his way. "Whoa, whoa, whoa...if you think I'm going to let this occur, forget it!" :::the crowd erupts!::: "John Cena, if you think I'm going to what just happened at the end of this match stand, then I wouldn't be running the show! Do you fans want to see a rematch, RIGHT HERE, RIGHT NOW?" :::the crowd cheers, crazily::: Bischoff: "Well, then, YOU GOT IT... ...ALL WRONG, because after John Cena attacked one of MY referees, on MY pay-per-view, he is LUCKY to have a job! Cena, you want to "kick" your "thug life" around here? Well I've got some "hard knocks" for you... Cena grabs Bischoff by the collar and is about to deck him! Bischoff: "Hold it, wait! Listen! It concerns you...but it concers you getting a WORLD TITLE SHOT!" Cena releases Bischoff. Bischoff: "Jeez, will you just wait. Cena, you didn't get beat here tonight, but you did attack my referee. What do I do? Huh? What do I do? I'll do something you probably didn't expect...I'm going to give you a WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE SHOT... :::the crowd pops as Cena smiles::: Bischoff: "That's right...you're getting a World Title shot. That is, after you win the Royal Rumble. And John, your little rap, earlier? NOT appropriate! But I did like the part about you and 30-men competing for the title shot. You want more action tonight? You'll get all you can handle...when you enter the Royal Rumble as NUMBER ONE! :::Bischoff rolls to the floor as Cena went to attack him::: Bischoff: "Word!"

John Cena is on the way to the ring to stand up to Orton's recent attacks and run-down. They've attacked each other after matches...both claim to be the best talent on TV, and both want the title to prove it. Cena: "Yo, yo yo... :::the crowd pops::: "So tonight's the night, me against thirty. And pretty boy Randy finally gets his hands dirty. Against me, can't you see, I have a PhD? Sorry kid, tonight, I'm taking home that TV. Title around the waist of a guy with some skills. Not around a punkass, who blows men to pay the bills... :::crowd pops for Cena's comments::: So play your music, kid, come step into the ring. I'll take your title AND your dignity...ah, wait, I knew you was missin' one thing. Nowhere to run, it's tonight, kid, this is it. Time to prove that in John Cena's laboratory, boy you ain't... :::crowd chants "SHIT!":::: "Evolution" hits as Randy Orton runs to the ring, tossing the TV Title aside... no celebrating, no posing, and this battle is on! 3. WWE Television Championship: Randy Orton (champion) Vs. John Cena Slugfest to start, and Cena dugs a hand to connect with three of his own in succession! Clothesline by Cena, and he kicks Orton in the gut!! He has him up for the F-U!!! But Orton escapes and rolls to the floor. Cena baseballs slides his feet into Orton's face, and the champ is sent into the ring barried. Cena goes to the floor and punches Orton, then rams his face into the ring barried. Cena rolls Orton into the ring, who is pleading for Cena to stop the offense! Cena irish whips Orton in, but Orton once again escapes to the floor. The match continues, as later, Orton has mounted an offense, consisting of a HIGH dropkick, stomps, and a backdrop that sent Cena crashing to the arena floor! Inside, Orton has Cena trapped in a chinlock, as the restless Canadian crowd starts a "Cena!" chant. Cena works his way to his feet, and shoots Orton into the ropes, as both men clothesline each other! The crowd wakes up and is clapping for Cena to get to his feet. Slugfest, but Cena gains the other hand with a kick and a DDT! 5-Knuckle Shuffle, and Cena hooks the leg, 1..2...NO! Suplex by Cena, who goes to the second rope...ELBOW/FOREARM to Orton['s face for...1...2..NO! Cena calls for the F-U, but Orton hammers into his back, and executed a kneelift. Orton has him set up for the RKO, but Cena shoves him off, kicks him, and executes The Throwback! Cena goes outside the ring and grabs his steel chain! The referee sees Cena enter the ring with the chain, and takes it from him. As the referee is putting the chain away, Cena kicks Orton low! Small Package...get in the ring, referee!! 1....2....NO! Cena has Orton up for what looks to be a running powerslam...but Orton escapes out the back, spins Cena around, AND DELIVERS THE RKO! Both men lay on the ground and exhausted! Cena is on the outside, as Orton gets to his feet. Cena shoulders into Orton's stomach, and sunset flips over the top rope!!! Orton grabs the ropes!!! 1....2....and the referee kicks Orton's hands! Cena has him! 1....2....NO! Orton gets up and kicks, Cena...and...has Cena up for the F-U!??! Cena wiggles free, kicks Orton, and gets him on his shoulder for the F-U! Orton hits the referee while on Cena's shoulders! What was that?!?!? The referee calls the bell on Orton's BLATANT disqualification! The winner, as a result of a Disqualification, at 12:34, is John Cena. The WWE Television Title, however, does not change hands on a disqualification. Orton grabs his title and runs to the back...and Cena pleads with the referee to restart the match. The referee raises Cena's hand, who kicks him and delivers the F-U! The crowd was not happy with Orton's cowardly actions.

-Backstage, John Cena was seen watching the Rumble, and commented how appropriate that a song like "Phenomenon" described him. Tonight, Cena would break Orton's spirit, then break the heart of 29 other punk-ass no-talents by winning the Rumble and heading to Madison Square Garden as the #1 Contender. -A video package was shown as Christopher Daniels dominated the competition en route to becoming both Cruiserweight Champion and the winner of the awesome WWE Cruiserweight Cup Tournament. Daniels recent winning streak has many taking notice, except his friend AJ Styles, who many feel he has been ducking. Styles, who was blatantly screwed by Daniels at gaining a title shot, put the chance in his hands by winning the #1 Contender's 3-way on RAW. Tonight, the title is on the line, and there is NO EXCUSE for either to lose! 2. WWE Cruiserweight Championship: Christopher Daniels (champion) Vs. AJ Styles Styles was reluctant to shake his friend's hand at first. The crowd is behind Styles in this one, big time. Finally he shook, but then slapped Daniels with the other hand! After some mat work, Daniels took advantage of Styles leaping by stun-gunning him on the rop rope. Daniels worked on the neck of Styles, dropping a leg, knee, and then another leg on his neck. Styles fought back, hitting a leaping tornado DDT on Daniels off the ropes! Two Count! Styles hit a suplex, and then a somersault legdrop on Daniels neck! After a gourdbuster, Styles ascended the ropes, and connected with a beautiful leaping hurancanrana to Daniels for two! Daniels looks scared about finally losing his belt! Styles cradle for 2! Daniels runs to the floor, but Styles connects over the top with a pescado! Inside, Styles misses a clothesline, and executes a victory roll! Daniels blocks and grabs the ropes! 1...2...NO! Daniels attempts a full-nelson suplex, but Styles rolls him up, using his legs for 1...2..NO! Styles kicks him in the gut, ascends to the middle rope, and hits a Sicilian Slice for only 2, as Daniels got the foot on the rope! Styles calls for the Styles Clash! He attempts, but Daniels gets his legs up and Frankensteiners Styles into a rollup...1...2...2.9! Daniels flips out, threatening to deck the referee! Styles rollu-up from behind for only 2 again! Daniels is on dream street! Styles with a superkick, Daniels catches it and kicks him low! The referee didn't get a good look at it in the confusion!Daniels with the delayed brainbuster...but Styles fights free! Styles ducks a clothesline from Daniels. Daniels blocks a right hand and eye pokes him! DANIELS SUPERKICK! Styles ducks and the referee gets superkicked! Styles clothesline Daniels and hits the second rope...he leaps, and gets kicked by Daniels! DELAYED BRAINBUSTER! It's over, but the referee lies motionless! Daniels shakes the referee, and Styles rolls Daniels up...ref still shaken up, though! STYLES CLASH ON DANIELS! Referee makes the slow count! 1.....2.....Thr..NO! Daniels with every last gasp of air! Styles calls for a brainbuster! He has Daniels up, but Daniels falls behind AJ and rolls him up, handful of tights! Styles pulls Daniels back, though, and has his own handful of tights! 1...2...3!!! AJ STYLES WINS IT! Your winner, and NEW WWE Cruiserweight Champion, AJ Styles, at 20:08. **** 1/4 Daniels stands, exhausted in the corner, as Styles holds his title in the other corner. The fans are applauding Styles, who extends a hand to Daniels. Daniels flips off the crowd, who boos him ridiculously. Styles pleads for a handshake. Daniels accepts and the two share a hug. STYLES LAYS OUT DANIELS WITH A BELTSHOT! Styles flips off the crowd, as well, drawing an enormous heel reaction from the Canadian crowd! What an ungrateful, cocky, ass! -Backstage, Eric Bischoff looks bewildered at the incredible bout he has just seen. Randy Orton walks up to him, with a brainless skank on one ar, and the WWE TV Title on the other. Bischoff said that judging from the past 2 matches, Orton had better have his A-game on tonight. Orton said that tonight was a night of 3s...he shows Cena that he's nothing but a rhyming no-name, he wins the Rumble, and then gives "this fine piece right here" her OWN title shot. Bischoff smiled and started to speak... "WORD LIFE" erupted on the speakers, as Orton shoved the girl away and looked like he had just seen a ghost. Bischoff replied "Good luck, Randy."

The WWE Royal Rumble Live from The Air Canada Centre in Toronto, Ontario "Can You Dig It...Suckaaaa.....?" blares on the PA and we are underway! It's a match fueled by a desire to win the Royal Rumble, as ROB...VAN...DAM battles BOOKER T! 1. Rob Van Dam Vs. Booker T The opening contest sees the two faces battle for roughly 12 minutes, as Van Dam narrowly escapes pinfalls following both a Booker T top-rope dropkick and a STIFF superkick to the jaw. Van Dam's trademark Rolling Thunder was blocked as T got his knees up. However, his scissors kick was dodged and Van Da hit a big spinning kick to the face. The five-star frogsplash connected, but Booker T, already close to the ropes, rolled to the outside. RVD responded with an over-the top somersault, kicking the Houston, TX native in the face! As the ref's count came to 7, they went inside the ring, where RVD hit Booker with a step-over spin kick, and then hit a well-landed moonsault for 2. The end of the match saw Booker T finally execute the scissors kick, but ascend to the top rope for a final blow. Van Dam rolled out of the way of Booker T's Houston Hangover, and connected with a picture-perfect split-legged moonsault for the victory. Winner: Rob Van Dam in 11:45. Rating: *** After the match, Evolution members Batista and Triple H hit the ring, obviously again looking to injure two weakened potential Rumble winners. As Triple H prepared to pedigree Booker T, Chris Benoit ran to the ring, chopping Triple H into the corner! RVD attepted to take down Batista, but was hit with the sit-out powerbomb! FINALLY, Ric Flair hit the ring, and Evolution retreated. Benoit got in Flair's face, as Flair attempted to explain himself. -The Official WWE Royal Rumble 2004 Theme Song was shown, it is "Phenomenon" by LL Cool J.

Notes from a special SUNDAY NIGHT HeAT, 1 -hour before the WWE ROYAL RUMBLE! -Evolution were seen talking to someone in his locker room. -John Cena freestyled about becoming the next Television Champion. -Eric Bischoff was interviewed about the Royal Rumble match, and his prediction. Bischoff smirked and said simply, "the best man will win...probably". -Highlight packages for Goldberg and Brock Lesnar's World Title Match, as well as the recent developments (jealousy? coincidence?) surrounding the Cruiserweight Title. HeAT Match: 1. independent wrestling star Steve Corino scored an upset victory over Matt Hardy, Version 1, with a superkick. Afterwards, Jonathon Coachman interviewed Corino, who said that if past Rumbles said anything, the smaller guys had no chance of going on to main event at WrestleMania. Tonight, would be a night that shocked the world, and everyone would know who he is by the end of the night. -As the show drew just minutes away, a montage of various stars promos were shown, including Randy Orton, John Cena, The Undertaker, and Kane.

We're referring to 4th and 1, where a first down would end the game with like 1:52 left. Instead, Favre gets a DELAY OF GAME (????) and they punt. McNabb, the league's true MVP, leads the birds to victory. I was there and that's how I saw it.:):)

tomorrow, my bad...had a busy weekend and the day it wad due (today, Sunday) I was at the Eagles playoff game. Good stuff coming.