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European date numbering is so lame. Well to me. I'm sure ours looks silly to you. Why can't we just be universal? The World Tag, IC, Women's, and Cruiserweight Titles are all heatless props that mean nothing, BTW. Come to think of it, probably only Cena's Title actually means anything these days, as every other Raw/Smackdown/ECW/TNA title is thrown around like a used tampon. I'd like a long, 25-minute, 2 commercial IC Title match, since it's really the only hot angle they have, but I wouldn't expect either the champion or challenger to be capable of working such a match. I wonder who the replacement legend will be? Probably Duggan or someone disappointing.

Angle/Joe was really good and had a great atmosphere. Time doesn't matter. There's at least 2 big fights left, they'll build on each other. Now Joe gets to be the face, Angle was the big face for this match.

I'm going to see Borat and Saw III tonight, so there's $8 for each.

The ending of Eagles/Titans was so fitting. Watch it on the recap shows.

Garcia, on 3rd & 2 w/ 3 min left, runs 10 yards into the backfield and throws it out of bounds. 4th and 2 is another shitty Garcia pass incomplete. RUN THE DAMN BALL, ANDY REID.

No, Brett's one of the top 5 QBs ever. He's just not been good for a while and is majorly washed up. Meanwhile, workhorse Westbrook tries to pull off a miracle all by himself.

Favre's been a crappy INT throwing has-been since at least the 2003 season. He should have retired after launching a pick to a wide open Eagle at the end of the '03 NFC Divisional playoff. But it's not like it'd matter, GB is a sub-mediocre team, so I guess Favre draws in some fans.

The Eagles alledgedly scored a TD or something. After botching a snap on a field goal earlier, which I'm sure will hurt them. Who cares, Jeff Garcia should be sent back to whatever hole he came from. This is depressing.

COD 3 is still the largest crowd in ECW Arena history, I do believe.

Jeff Garcia still sucks, for anyone wondering, and the Titans are squashing the Eagles at home, 24-6.

7-6 Titans lead Eagles in a thriller. The Eagles offense this week is like watching a retarded kid play Madden.

Not true. Troy Aikman loves the Eagles.

"Why do I always feel like Joe Buck hates my team?" Because Joe Buck is a baseball announcer who should never call a football game, a terrible announcer at that, and has only one purpose: blowing the New York Yankees. Any attempt by him to "call" another game will just feel like an insult to any fan, as you actually grow stupider listening to him. Seriously, I feel that Joe Buck "hates" the Eagles/Phillies when he calls their games, because he's a prick and if it ain't NY< it couldn't possibly be the most important, oh no! I advise you to turn down the TV volume and turn on your local radio broadcast of the game, as most Philadelphia fans do.

Card updated as of 11/19.

Jeff Garcia's longest pass range appears to be 3 yards.

Donovan just kinda fell after a slight shove from a Titan. Well, Jeff "I am still a starter" Garcia, man up and do it for Carmella. McNabb's has a "right knee injury" and is being evaluated.

McNabb to Westbrook, TD pass. Gets challenged, Westbrook's knee found down at the 1/2 yard line. McNabb, on the 1/2 yard line, RUNS A PLAY ACTION (?!?!?!?!?!?!), then throws a little bloop pass INTERCEPTION. More wonderous play calling.

Thank goodness for a fumble inside the Titans own 11, and awful Titan penalties, because Philly Offense is asleep and their D looks bad, too. I'm thinking they take Tenn. out by the 3rd, though. Despite playing two good teams really close, the Titans are one of the NFL's worst teams.

Economic Left/Right: -1.25 Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -0.15 I'm almost DIRECTLY in the CENTER of the graph. Thanks for wasting my time.

Monty Brown never recovered from losing to Jarrett on free TV back when Brown was mega-over, I believe shortly before a PPV, involving lots of guitar shots.

I have seen ads for TNA's Primetime Impact move during primetime and daytime hours on both USA Network and ESPN, at least twice on each. So good for them.

CZW Presents "CAGE OF DEATH VIII" from The New Alhambra Arena in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania More information at CZWrestling.com and CZWFans.com Cage of Death Match - The Loser Will Retire Forever! "The Future of Hardcore" Nick Gage Vs. Lobo Vs. Zandig CZW World Heavyweight Championship "The King of Diamonds" Eddie Kingston (champion) Vs. "The Savior of CZW" Chris Hero Vs. "The Ultraviolent All-Star" Justice Pain Dedicated to All Those With Big Egos! Ruckus Vs. The Human Tornado #1 Contendership for the CZW World Junior Heavyweight Championship "The Triple X Sexxxx Express" Sexxxy Eddy Vs. "The Dark Minion of the Underworld" Hallowicked The Ultraviolent Underground Championship Comes to Cage of Death! "The Psycho Shooter" Drake Younger (champion) Vs. "The Baddest Man on the Planet" The Necro Butcher The Future is NOW! Team AnDrew - Andy Sumner & Drew Gulak Vs. The New Jersey All-Stars - Lucky & JC Ryder Falls Count Anywhere in Philadelphia! Cheech Vs. "The One-Hit-Wonder" Cloudy CZW World Tag Team Championship! The BLKOUT Vs. The Blackout One Stands Tall in Their Final Showdown! DJ Hyde w/ Maven Bentley Vs. Mana "Lucha Rules" Eight-Man Tag Team Match! "Canadian Dynamite" Max Boyer, "The Anomoly" Niles Young, Gran Akuma, & Icarus Vs. Ricochet, Beef Wellington, Player Uno, and Chuck Taylor

"Stanley's Cup" is tonight, and is the last episode of the season, correct?

Flair sneaking in "DEBBIE DOES THE NATURE BOY!" as Bischoff quickly sent it to commercial ruled, as well.

"How did the feud with Hogan and the Dungeon of Doom end?" The kayfabe answer to this: Kevin Sullivan did an interview with the Dungeon shortly after Hogan's turn on WCW to form the nWo. Sullivan announced that Hogan had succeeded himself in doing what Sullivan was destined to do, destroy "Hulkamania". Hogan got significant time off following the DoomsDay Cage match at Uncensored '96, which allowed Giant to focus on Flair's World Title, Flair to focus on winning the tag titles from Sting & Luger, and the Dungeon to briefly feud with the Horsemen. Sullivan had no real beef with Arn after a few matches, which you could see when Sullivan seconded Arn on the second to last Nitro of May '96 for a "fair" title shot against Giant.