The Mandarin

I wouldn't say so. Donkey Kong/Mario - 08/12/84 was nothing more than an old school brawling hardcore match that was all because Donkey Kong stealing away Mario's girl. Pretty sad since it was a last minute rush job by Nintendo to make something so that the fans could have a good showing. It wasn't really that great of a match, as Donkey Kong repeatedly just used these wooden barrels he brought to ring, while Mario just either did some sort of jumping kick move or used a big hammer that amazingly he could just plow through the ring with. The crowd ate it up, but not me. It was quite dull and boring repeatedly doing that over and over again. It was spot after spot with no psychology inbetween. Overall I give it a * as Mario busting up the wooden barrels of DOOM and of course winning the girl. I think the match with DK Jr. vs. Mario was better than this slop. This is the point where I come back with a angry, twelve paragraph rant on why it's better because of the selling and storytelling involved that everyone just skims through due to a lack of interest. For now, I will just make a mean-spirited smiley face. Good day, sir.

Personally, I think Donkey Kong/Mario- 08/12/84 is the best of their series, but some would disagree. Discuss.

HHH IS HOLDING DOWN THE NES

The crowd was still hot for Benoit/Angle and the Royal Rumble. They gave Benoit a freakin' standing ovation.

Ugh, I hate Chris Sabin. If only they'd take Christopher Daniels.

Don't go inside the CN Tower, it's a waste of money (at least to me, it is). Just get a picture taken on the outside. Blue Jays suck, but you can get cheap tickets and it's worth it just to see inside the Skydome. If you want a museum, go to the Royal Ontario. It's amazing. Medieval Times is also fun, but expensive. Erm.. As for bars, there's a grill nearby the old Mike Bullard CTV building. I forget the name, but the food is good. Or if you like comics or any sort of quirky stuff, Silver Snail is the place to go. Just explore the city. It's alot more fun if you head out and don't know where the hell you're going.

Woo! Punctuation!

Eugene vs. Flair could be hilarious.

My source is there conducting a live report and says the nuptials were **1/2 and featured a rev bump.

You know the drill. Start placing bets. I say 6 months.

TOMORROW: POPULAR MATCHES WHICH I HAVEN'T WATCHED IN A WHILE!- Randy Savage vs. Ricky Steamboat- WrestleMania III OR Shawn Michaels vs. Kevin Nash- Good Friends, Better Enemies

Screw that then, I'm not watching Monday.

Aaaarrrrgh. SCORE! DO IT!

SHIT YEAH, SON. ..We also mildly like the Blue Jays.

Alright, let's put it in the tape trading forum.

Er, no.

If the old man had have hopped the guardrail and threatened Bradshaw would you have bought tickets to the next show?

Tomorrow: MORE WRESTLEMANIA FUN- Cruiserweight Open- WMXX OR Goldberg vs. Lesnar- WMXX

The whole point of the screwjob was that Bret refused to job the title in Canada. Bret was willing to drop it on another night, but not in Canada.

Just got done playing. It became completely silly (and made everything they tried to do in the first half a waste) when they introduced the Hillary Duff game (I didn't bother playing it). Then they introduced Jesus, and I just stopped caring about whatever messages they were trying to send. I had to use Him to beat the game, otherwise I wouldn't have played as Jesus. It also hurt my eyes because it was 50 minutes of nonstop flashing. Fun as a game (the specials are pretty creative), but as a message, and an endorsement(?) for Kerry, it was completely stupid.

It's back~! TODAY: Benoit/Michaels/Hunter- WMXX OR Angle/Eddie- WMXX I'll do Austin/Rock WMXIX another day.

..not to be confused with MASATO TANAKA..