The Mandarin

Eddie Guerrero vs. Shinjiro Otani- WCW Starrcade 1995 Dude, you should keep it going, if only for your own personal enjoyment. I don't get too many responses either, but I have fun watching/analyzing the matches.

I would have bought this PPV if Eugene was facing Flair and Batista was facing Edge while the tag titles (along with Blah Resistance) were ignored.

Yeah, the best part about it is you only have to see one of his matches.

That'll get you arrested in most countries you know. Freak. Edited for accuracy.

Sounds like an okay card (unlike Judgment Day and GAB), but it isn't getting my money (like Judgment Day and GAB). I'd rather just read the results and watch tomorrow night's RAW.

Ouch. Riddick had a budget of $120 m, so just $20 isn't too good.

I can vouch for that, I was pretending to be one of those twelve-year old girls!

Holy shit. Number six gets 14 million alone. Wow. I remember the days where Identity and Phone Booth would hit number one in their first weekends with just 10 million.

The only hard-fought battle Rikishi's been in in two years was against his weight problem.

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Ugh. Don't you EVER get on the same court as me... Seeing how badly the lob was missed, I'm pretty sure he wasn't on the same court to begin with. Hey, hey, I just wanna play some ping pong, man.

Joe did 60 minutes? That's amazing. Go Joe. Happy he retained. The rest of the card sounds disappointing, except for Homicide beating the crap out of jobbers. NOBODY should be saving Matt Stryker, anyways. They should be forcing him to pluck those damn eyebrows.

I don't know what the hell you just ment.

Yeah, but Meltzer never confirmed it, so I didn't know.

Choken, those weren't predictions, that was a script. Anyways, are you going to the show? ETA: Oh yeah.

Both were good. I haven't seen the pay-per-view since it aired, and I wasn't grading matches out of five stars at that point. I remember thinking that the two elimination matches were good, but all of the action I can recall is Benoit/Angle being eliminated (the triple threat tag lost my interest at that point), the finish to the elimination chamber and RVD landing on HHH's throat. The tables match was bad, the women's match was average, Brock/Big Show was nothing and Steiner debuting was fun. There may have been another match. I appreciate all the work that goes into a WWE PPV, but this PPV was nothing spectacular in my opinion. Still, I keep paying to see the shows (well, some of them), so they're obviously keeping the quality high enough for me.

Phew. Then I guess it's a good thing Optimus Prime was already taken.

I think she'd be able to tell us what's crippling and what's not.

I'm driving that white van in the background, about to run over a cat. Hey man, who dou you think put the one wannabe in a wheelchair. .. ..God? (Ouch, that was cold. )

..because he's largely obese. *the lob is missed by a wide margin*

I'm suprised Vince didn't want to call it "FUHGEDDAAABOUTIT- ONE--TWO-- no." I mean, that's what he called EVERYTHING while he was an announcer.

I'm driving that white van in the background, about to run over a cat.

If this game goes online, you guys will be able to fight the world-famous CAW Smaffles the Pimpin' Bear.

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