The Mandarin

Jim Wiggins and Dan Naturman should have EASILY made it in over Jay London and Todd Glass. Of course, Jay London is tight with Jay Mohr, and Todd Glass..well, he's just an obnoxious child. That's his schtick. The only two left that I like are Alonzo and John Heffron. This "competition" (har, har) is missing Dan Adhoot, Monty Hoffman, Dan Naturman, Jim Norton (although it's not their fault), Pablo Fransisco and Paul Varghese. Not all of them should have made it in, but they could have made it over some of the duds now living in the house.

WIGGINS~! *marks out*

Jindrak > Misawa I just watched Misawa/Taue and Misawa's dropkick was utterly lifeless. On the other hand, have you SEEN the height Jindrak gets? Therefore, Jindrak > Misawa

You're joking right? He can't be, he used a word that's a combination of "opinion" and "onion". That's as serious as it gets.

Why isn't soccer mom'd in the urban dictionary yet?

That was great. I had my doubts before it started, but that was brilliant. The stalker is hilarious. I liked how they ripped off his hypnotizing bit from the show with the guys wearing masks hosted by Monica Lewinsky. Jon Torrens is great, too. I can't wait to pick up the first season DVD.

Screw that, get it for the whole movie. Even though the final scene is the best part of the movie. That rocked.

Oh my, that Kirson person is BRUTAL. WHY was she picked to go on. WHY? She can't even pronounce "mature"!

Big Dave is swank. Best big man in recent memory. He also dresses like a champ.

It's good that he's okay, I guess. Too bad that it's already ruined so much there's not much point of keeping the Cruiserweight Title.

Evolution is A-OK. Randy Orton by himself, though, is iffy.

Bret/Perfect, please.

What? Shawn Michaels is younger than Triple H? Anyways, current Flair with a title reign-- WCW did it, it didn't really work. If you want to see the old Flair so desperately, the best thing is to get out the tapes. Personally, if Ric Flair wants to keep wrestling, more power to him. I'll keep watching.

Dr. Tom, did you get my PM from yesterday?

Benoit/Angle vs. Foley/Michaels was a tough choice.

I'd like to see: Benoit/Edge- World Title Triple H/Jericho- #1 Contendership Kane/Shawn Michaels (assuming he recovers in time) and Eugene/Orton- IC Title La Resistance can defend against..uh..Palumbo and Tajiri? That sounds like a pretty good lineup.

.. ..That was seriously a match? You're not shitting me, right? Wow.

Thanks for helping. What was the symbolism of the baby at the end, though?

I just watched this, and obviously it will require a second viewing (or even a reading of the book)..but.. What the hell went on during the last thirty minutes? I think the high pitched noise the monolith made scrambled my brains. Can anybody explain what went through Stanley Kubrick's mind during filming?

*** match, but it just. Wouldn't. End.

"IT'S STING! Wait..it's not Sting. Noooo--ooooo. Oh, come on. The nWo is attacking Lex Luger an-- wait, the nWo's Sting is taking off his mask-- IT'S THE REAL STING! HOOO BOY! OH, NO, FANS, WE'RE OUT OF TIME! THIS HAS BEEN THE GREATEST NIGHT IN THE HISTORY OF OUR SPORT!" I can't count the number of times that happened in 1997.

Stylin' Dave! This could be good.

Benjamin's on Heat. Good money says he's against Stevie R.

It was, it was just the blood pouring out of Shawn's mouth so quickly that made it look so nasty. Man, they've really been doing some nasty juicing recently.