The Mandarin

Here's the deal: You get both! Hell naw, this is my game. Smaffles ain't goin' down to some overpaid bitch. AND Well, it was fun, but it's time for some real reviews now. I may do another Benoit/Eddie soon to find the clear winner. That was so frigging amazing. I pressed replay for another one, but didn't recap it. Benoit won 5-0 () TOMORROW: Mick Foley vs. The Rock- 1-4-99 OR Mick Foley vs. Undertaker- King of the Ring 1998 Vote, please. After getting four of them yesterday, I'm simply as giddy as can be.

Holy shit, Scott Keith gave Eddie/Rey ****1/4, yet said the show "sucked". I disagree with both.

Pretty sure he's in the 170s. Damn, the ending to SmackDown ruled. Rey/Eddie was pretty damn good, and The Undertaker showing up was amazing. Very, very good show. Great way to cap off going into the lottery. This whole week of WWE TV (WM on) has ruled.

God, I hope she wasn't offered to have sex with VADER, too. *shudders*

Thank you, kind sir. My first pick is Eddie Guerrero.

Alright, you want to go first?

Rene Dupree and Rob Conway turn on worthless Sylvan Grenier leading up to Kennel from Hell 2- Dupree vs. Grenier with french poodles surrounding the ring. O/T: Holy shit, has Drury37 been doing the "Thanks" routine THAT long? Damn.

Can anybody tell me if Rey's DVD is worth picking up?

Check out my Once a Day Match Review thread tomorrow for more HCTP wrasslin'. Either Benoit faces Guerrero in an iron man match, or Big Show faces Smaffles, the Pimpin' Bear!

Three replies! It must be Christmas! TOMORROW: A unique twist, as two SmackDown: Here Comes the Pain! matches are up for review. Ten Minute Iron Man Match- Eddie Guerrero vs. Chris Benoit OR Big Show vs. Smaffles, a CAW bear wearing a pimp suit and a top hat (if anybody wishes, I have the CAW instructions for this pimpin' bear) Vote, homeboys.

What's better than--

Steiners and Brainbusters.

Woah, never seen that outfit on Curry Man. What happened to the gold and black?

I'm happy you're not going tomorrow night too. You wouldn't even be able to get in the building.

I went with Foley. Always loved his.

It's a boring Tuesday night, so I'm open for a fantasy draft against any one or two people. Rules: 1. Picks go in order (me, you, me, you) until we each have 20 people. 2. Roster must be compiled of people currently wrestling in North America for any federation. They must be on the active roster. That's about it. Who's in?

I donno, I REALLY dug the Astrodome, I'd put that up near the top. 'Twas huge.

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Anybody else read this stuff? It's filled with useless trivia. I love it. I have at least eight of them. Anybody else a member of the BRI institute?

Just for kicks, here's Erwin Rommel's suicide note: "I have just had to tell your mother that I shall be dead in a quarter of an hour. Hitler is charging me with high treason. In view of my services in Africa, I am to have the chance of dying by poison. The two generals have brought it with them. It is fatal in three seconds. If I accept, none of the usual steps will be taken against my family. I'm to be given a state funeral. It's all been prepared to the last detail. In a quarter of an hour, you will recieve a call from the hospital in Ulm to say that I've had a brain seizure on the way to a conference." God bless you, Uncle John's Bathroom Reader.

Alright then. I guess multiple choices is too confusing. TOMORROW (PLEASE, PLEASE, VOTE) Brock vs. Angle- WMXIX OR Michaels vs. Razor- WMX

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Updated, yo. Benoit/Michaels/Nose doesn't get the full monty, but it was still damn good. Update: After rewatching, I've decided the triple threat was better than RR2003, therefore the triple threat gets *****.

LA PARKA IN 2005~!

I don't know if any song can enrage a crowd more than X-Pac's theme by Uncle Cracker.