The Mandarin

Makes me wonder... What would Batista do if he ever faced Kidman. Make a really sad puppy dog face, and then put him in a bearhug.

As much as I dislike Bradshaw, his promo was pretty badass.

Rene Dupree + Fifi = $$$

My 14th pick is Rene Dupree (w/ Fifi).

List your favorite WWE matches where the title changed hands: World Title: Intercontinental Title: United States Title: Tag Team Titles: SD Tag Team Titles: European Title: Hardcore Title: Women's Title: Cruiserweight Title: Lightheavyweight Title: Mine: Undisputed Title: Austin d. Rock, 4/01/01 World Title: Benoit d. Triple H and Michaels- 03/14/04 Intercontinental Title: Ricky Steamboat d. Randy Savage- 03/29/87 United States Title: Bret Hart d. Lex Luger- 07/20/98 Tag Team Titles: Edge and Christian d. Dudleyz, Hardys- 04/02/00 SD Tag Team Titles: Kurt Angle/Chris Benoit d. Edge/Rey Jr.- 10/20/02 European Title: Chris Jericho d. Kurt Angle and Chris Benoit- 04/02/00 Hardcore Title: Steve Blackman d. Shane McMahon- 08/27/00 Women's Title: Trish Stratus d. Victoria and Jazz- 03/30/03 Cruiserweight Title: Rey Mysterio Jr. d. Eddie Guerrero- 10/26/97 Lightheavyweight Title: Tajiri d. X-Pac- 8/06/01

Maybe this should go into the CE folder, though.

http://news.yahoo.com/fc?tmpl=fc&cid=34&in...t=animal_rights They seem to love targeting young children.

Sorry I forgot. 14 more picks to go.. My 13th pick is The Big Show.

Screw that. It should have been Johnny Spade and Fifi (voice of Fifi provided by Rodney Dangerfield)

Sorry for making you pansies wait so long. TOMORROW: Royal Rumble 2003, Pt. I (Friday you would get Pt. II) OR The Rock vs. Steve Austin- WMXIX (Friday you would get random crap)

By far, my favourite match I've ever seen. Amazing crowd, atmosphere, drama, selling, psychology, it just had everything. The ending was pretty much unforgettable, even though Austin's run got really stale quickly (though it was very good around King of the Ring 2001 leading up to a **** title match) I'd say *****, no question.

New full-length movie is up.

Whipwreck and Tajiri! Yes! Although they'd probably be missing Sinister Minister.

Pat Patterson is teh gey.

Steiners.

The crowd sucked last night. I mean, the show wasn't anything great, but the crowd was completely dead the whole show. Talk about enthusiastic.

Test? World Title? SERIOUSLY?! Can someone give a little more background information?

Shut the fuck up.

Nowinski's face mask ruled too.

Oh yeah, updated with tomorrow's matches.

TOMORROW: I Quit- Terry Funk vs. Ric Flair OR Triple H vs. Undertaker- WM X7

Teddy Hart = Genius. Obviously, it's all lies, but it IS getting him more attention, so it must be working. By the way, he's teaming with La Parka in my fantasy booking fed. It's The Teddy Parka Connection.

When Val Venis kicks Triple H's ass in the first round, you can all thank me for nominating him.