The Mandarin

Baha, this reminds me of the Speed Racer dialogue from Family Guy. "I'M SPICY" and "SEE THE BABY" should morph into one commercial, where the tagline is "SEE THE SPICY BABY"

I was first informed that wrestling was fake when watching an episode of Superstars and seeing Tatanka's mentor died. Had I not found out about it being staged, that would have scarred me for life. But anyways, I first got into it in '97, the best year for WWE storylines. The Dude Love/Steve Austin team was a hook, as was the US vs. Canada war. I loved both the US and Canada wrestlers (Bret, Owen, Bulldog, Austin and ESPECIALLY Undertaker), but I just loathed Shawn Michaels. Pretty funny. I really got into it via the WWF magazine, PWI and the Jakks Bone Crunchers. I'd have Vader beat the shit out of Ahmed Johnson every day. The first time I watched WCW, was suprisingly, nWo Nitro. May have seen a few Saturday Nights before that, though. Crow Sting (up to Starrcade) was one of the coolest characters ever.

Racism! Exactly what I wanted!

I wanted to see Orton/Benoit before this promo started. Now I'm fine having it Orton/Benjamin and Benoit/Edge?

Why can't Triple H just cut this one-dimensional promo himself?

What did Lawler say about Gorilla?

Why must every match end in a rollup? Oh well, it's only about 2 a week for RAW, compared to EVERY MATCH for SmackDown.

WHERE THE HELL IS MY OPRAH?!! I SWEAR, I WILL BLOW UP THE STUD-- Wait, this isn't the daytime list.

Why isn't ABOBO nominated?

New Mad Lib! Chris Benoit vs. Noun is totally adjective, because noun is already verb ending in -ing with noun. Plus, noun is totally adjective. Oh, and Bradshaw can suck on it.

Was it him or Taker that bled insanely in the Hell in a Cell match? Taker gigged so bad his blood was dripping into Brocks MOUTH when he was pinning him. That match was sick. Even Heyman's blade job was nasty.

Really sorry for the delay, but hey, it's no good if I run out of matches in 2 days. So, this will be updated either today (highly unlikely, must make room for work, RAW and SNES' Donkey Kong Country), or tomorrow. By tomorrow FOR SURE.

This will be updated tomorrow at 4:00 EST. If we get another player in, it might be even earlier! Maybe 3:55!

Well, congrats to Bradshaw for the good stuff that is being said about him and his match tonight. It's just too bad there was nothing good about his work before (or SmackDown for that matter), so maybe I could have ordered the damn pay-per-view. No regrets at all. I'll save my money for the WrestleMania DVD. They're still getting my money, so it's not a loss.

OH SHIT. I LEFT THE WINDOW OPEN. Otis! Otis! Come back!

1. WrestleMania XX- **** 2. WrestleMania XIX- **** 3. SummerSlam 2002- **** 4. Backlash 2004- ***1/2 5. No Mercy 2002- *** 6. No Way Out 2004- *** 7. Summerslam 2003- **3/4 8. Royal Rumble 2003- **3/4 9. Royal Rumble 2004- **1/2 10. Survivor Series 2002- **1/2 11. Survivor Series 2003- ** 12. Summerslam 2003- *3/4 13. Armageddon 2002- *1/2 14. No Mercy 2003- * 15. No Way Out 2003- * 16. Bad Blood 2003- 1/2* 17. Armageddon 2003, Vengeance 2003, Backlash 2003, Judgment Day 2003, Judgment Day 2004- N/A 22. Unforgiven 2003 is -*

Explain to me the appeal of "Charlie and the Chocolate Factory". I HATED this movie. And I LIKE Gene Wilder. Thumbs down.

Yeah, but Extreme Makeover: Home Edition was more exciting than both of them. Harlem Globetrotters~!

I mark out for most of the themes from ECW. RVD's Pantera theme, Jerry Lynn's music, Raven's, "Man in the Box", Rhino's, Taz's, and especially "Snap Your Fingers, Snap Your Neck". Man, I wish I had some old ECW tapes.

Tonight's Card Gentlemen, start your betting!

The only people I give B or above: Batista – B Chris Benoit – Grade – A- Edge – Grade – B Johnny Nitro – B (Yep, that's right. He's been in a lot of important segments, and he hasn't even wrestled a match) Randy Orton – B+ Ric Flair – B Shawn Michaels – Grade – A (He's used better than Benoit, which is a shame) Triple H – Grade – A- Jericho, Christian, Trish and Eugene all get B-.

--- I incorrectly stated before that all matches would be worth 10 Throwdown points. My bad. Regular matches are worth 15, title bouts worth 25. Real F'N Show: -15, -15, -25, +15, +15, +25, +15, +15, -15 90 Throwdown Points Man of 1004 Modes -15, +15, +25 (Severn won, even though it was the wrong opponent), +15, +15, -25, -15, +15, -15 90 Throwdown Points Next card revealed tomorrow.

BABY GENIUSES~!

I remember reading about it before. Wasn't it a young kid? Teddy Hart's (cousin?), I think.

Goodfellas Road to Perdition Casino Heat Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind The Shining American Beauty Office Space Black Hawk Down The Shawshank Redemption