The Mandarin

Gus Van Sant's

"Take it off".

This is so very sad.

I blame that fucker Eddie Guerrero for taking his ball and going home (to Jesus). That puts a ton of pressure on the WWE writing team to create new stars and rewrite storylines. Totally unprofessional.

254. Blind turkey-something-something-doing-something-Dr. Zhivago

That's the most anticipated match of the show for the majority of TSM posters as well as the only match pretty much guaranteed to be good, so I don't see how it will be a "sleeper" match.

That was a "blah" episode. Probably the weakest episode in a while. Best part was Ryan's reaction to "no cookie". Toby getting nailed was great too.

I actually thought Simon would say something to the effect of "pack your bags". That wasn't an "easy listening" song.

What the fuck is Paula talking about? What if she has brain damage?

COME TO CANADA. FUCK.

I think that's partly why The Rock said he was never interested in working against him. Plus they both do the kip-up. UH OH.

WHOOOOops!

Hopefully these retards don't make it to Mania.

"..Norm MacDonald inducting Verne Gagne"

Wow, he mentioned beating Angle with the Masterlock. I can't believe the writers remember that.

Slayer is the better game mode in Halo, so I'm going with him.

Paysan's really entertaining. Tons of charisma. He won't shut up during his matches. Not sure if he's a good match for Beef Wellington but I guess we'll see.

You don't like Dan Paysan? Wassamatta you?

At least Tom's giving him the rub.

I liked the blonde guy sitting behind Paula who just shrugged and made a dissatisfied face once she shut up.

The appreciation for this feud comes at a weird time considering the blow-off (I guess) is two weeks away and it happens to be a wrestling bout. Everybody should prepare themselves for disappointment then as I assume, given what we saw from the women's division in 2005 and so far this year, that it will be fairly bad with little intensity, awful timing and botched moves/moves that don't look painful.

The blood had to have been intentional, Trish couldn't connect a punch on the balls of Godzilla if she tried.

Wow did that get gay right at the end there.

Right side of the screen, everybody.

Tremendous green sign that just passed by. A drawing of a needle going into an ass with the caption "HHH" above it.