The Mandarin

Cattle Mutilation

Thus ends the streak of not having seen "goatse" or whatever the fuck that is called. Kinda disappointed though. Don't know why.

Oh yeah, UWA Hardcore Wrestling (Toronto-area promotion) had a ****+ match in Josh Prohibition (yes, him) vs. Austin Aries last March. It's really quite excellent; give it a look if possible.

MI:3's was absolutely insane and probably the best in recent memory. ROTS looked really good too.

From PWG- Joey Ryan vs. Super Dragon in an Iron Man. Great stuff there. Sick bumps, good story. I would get that. You also need Roderick Strong vs. Danielson II from Vendetta. Holy shit was that amazing.

Double post. "OH-- my God. You haven't seen that since 1983."

(paraphrasing) "...Why are you the way that you are? Honestly, every time I try and do something good and fun, you try to make it not that way. I hate everything.. about what you choose to be." Best moment in comedy so far this year. And holy shit was that good television.

I was about to write "Deal or No Deal" before I realized everyone wrote down cartoon shows and was like, "WTF?" Attribute that to drinking.

Great American Bash 2005 and Royal Rumble 2006 offered absolutely nothing. Survivor Series 2005 was pretty awful as well with a negative star WWE Title match.

Holla.

Intense movie. Good stuff. Movie ending here--

I guess this will delay Fahrenheit 9/11½.

I can't fucking wait for this movie, the trailer looked absolutely phenominal. Tom Cruise runs off a building! Tom Cruise thrown into a car! Tom Cruise with tears in his eyes! Phillip Seymour Hoffman yelling at him! Hooolllly shit.

I voted for 7th Parka too. How strange.

God yes; I hardly remember the game but I know I had a great time playing it. I can't fathom playing it with a tennis ball though. Although looking at Wikipedia's list of four square moves is strange. "Tiananemen Square"? "Peppermint Sticks"? I don't remember what we called those (we still used them), but they weren't those names.

Daniel-san fucking up Johnny Sean Penn having the pizza delivered in the classroom Old granny taking a bump through the window in Gremlins Jack Nicholson explaining that he had a "horrible nightmare" where he cut Wendy and the kid up into little pieces in The Shining; Scatman getting axed (too much to mention from the movie) The final scene of Raging Bull Droopy Dog's cameo in Who Framed Roger Rabbit?

Why is Joey Styles screaming?

Royal Rumble was much worse, it didn't even feature a match better than RVD/Shelton. And I didn't even see NYR or Taboo Tuesday but heard bad things.

I might as well do star ratings for the first time in ages (even though nobody does them anymore): I didn't pay much attention to Carlito vs. Masters and Big Show vs. Kane but they both looked like shit anyway. Trish vs. Mickie: 1/2*- Really good beginning, they didn't wrestle but rather Trish started beating the shit out of her, bad finish however. Really a shame Trish got hurt, could have been good. Ric Flair vs. Umaga: 1/4*, Umaga looked like shit but at least they tried to put him over RVD vs. Shelton: ***, cool spots and all but there wasn't much heat; RVD's back was injured and subsequently ignored-- I thought they could have done more with that Shawn Michaels vs. Vince and Shane: **1/4; entertaining crap. I can't believe these old goofs are still doing crazy spots. Shitty finish. "Father, son, holy Spirit Squad" is creative. Cena vs. HHH vs. Edge: ***3/4 approx, probably will hold up much better than the Backlash 2004 triple threat. John Cena impressed. Good stuff.

Holy shit that was a good main. I could watch those retards beat each other up all month. Highlight of the night was Lita dropping a chair on her head and then being unintentionally spinebustered onto the unfolded chair.

La plume de ma tante.

Funny thing is, that fan, "Mike on Crack", was at last night's UWA show. He hopped a barricade to fight Josh Prohibition.

Bishop tearing open Osiris' shirt during a slugfest only to continue forearming him in the face was hilarious. I think he's going to run into a lot of problems as a heel. His babyface performance against Steen back in October was fantastic, and the only good-to-great match I've seen him have. You missed a CZW Jr. Heavyweight Title defense by Niles Young against two jobbers in a terrible match.

Yeah, usually I'm concerned with "chanting ettiquette" too, but not tonight. This is mainly because I had possibly the loudest human being in the whole building screaming into my ear the entire evening. It might have been two people, actually, but they both said the exact same mindless shit ("BURGER KING EDDIE") to the point where I couldn't separate their voices. It would have been a relief to hear dueling chants over "SELLOUTSELLOUTSELLOUT" and "THAT WAS MAGIC", which is what I heard the whole night (how do they do it?) due to my proximity to the offenders. Fucking shit. And what the fuck was up with Nick Watts stomping some fan's chest anyway? That was almost as ridiculous as Prohibition slugging a guy right in the face in retaliation for being slightly pushed.

Good show. Best match was probably Petey Williams showing up to take on Josh Prohibition in a really hot contest. It was really nicely booked as Petey teased the Destroyer on Josh but didn't hit it and then lost to a cheap roll-up, then was about to attack Prohibition after the match and was unable to do it. I was worried that Prohibition would do the job two months in a row and that the promotion would blow their wad on Petey Williams in his first match (just as they did for Jerry Lynn, who got much less of a reaction at this show), but it didn't happen. Fantastic. However, if you like getting involved in the action, then you got KNOCKED THE FUCK OUT tonight. Super Dragon's "shoot monkey flips" are catching on because I watched at least two fans get punched square in the face tonight in retaliation. Even Jeff Flurry got his shots in on one guy. One of the night's most disgusting moments (other than Larry Sweeney working for-ev-er with his ass hanging out) would have been that African-American gentleman spitting BLOOD at Chris Hero. Rudo, I await your writeup on this. Sorry I didn't reply to your massive report last time, but I thought it was pretty much spot on regarding UWA's shitty, repetitive booking.