Hoff

We could always have AS be Tim's smarmy upperclassman brother that admires Coby's moxie and whatnot...just a suggestion.

We still have CC as the campus slut, right? *drinks*

Rando: new thread.

OH MY FUCKING GOD!!! Hoff...is FAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Let's kill him. God dammit Johnson, every time I think you can't get any dumber, you reach a new low. Amazing.

I don't care, I thought it was fine. I was just responding to Dutch's post.

Why am I buying so many craft supplies apparently?

I can say with zero sarcasm that I would watch this show every damn week if it were actually on the air.

That you're a liar. Liars go to hell.

It MAY have been Fresca. I actually shop at Suncoast and Sam Goody all the damn time, but not one in Eden Prairie. If this was a taxed purchase, the pre-tax price was $9.75. So what could I have bought for $9.75...

I'm not gonna live in a third world country with all the conformists. *flips hair*

I have some of me drunk out of my mind I'll have to upload.

At least we're people. Get back to Poketown or whatev. Conformist. *flips hair*

I still say the whole thing was Johnsonesque, but in spite of that, I think however long he was here and a good poster should warrant some consideration.

So, I click on this thread, and it takes forever to frickin' load. I can only assume that this is because my computer is struggling to deal with how stupid Johnson is; however, I'll have to check with Google to be sure.

Good luck, Rico. Hope it turns out okay. I'll say a prayer.

Good luck, Rico. Hope it turns out okay. I'll say a prayer.

It may have been socks.

Marvin, I dunno, it's possible.

No...not that I can recall.

No liquor.

Can't be gas, the last time I bought gas was for free with a gift card. Fast food...or any food...it's a possibility, but nothing comes to mind. Dick Schultz can suck it.

Neither. I haven't washed my car in months and no hooker would take me. Damn, I thought YOU of all people might know, having actually been to Eden Prairie and all. I realize that makes less than zero sense, but I'm at a total loss.

I think the frat should blow up every episode.

So I'm looking over my bank account online to make sure my records match up, and I notice an entry for a $10.39 purchase with my check card at Eden Prairie, Minnesota. No store, just a city. So I look in my checkbook and sure enough, $10.39. Unfortunately, I have the bad habit of just recording dollar amounts in my checkbook. So what I'm asking you is to figure out just what the hell I bought for $10.39 in Eden Prairie, MN. Someone help me out here.

Here, let me clarify why I made the above statement. I'll admit, it looks like the rantings of some insasne, and possibly even angry, lunatic. But in our case, I simply love calling you stuipid. Because you're so stupid. Call it irrational, call it a guilty pleasure. I've even seen you make rational, even intelligent posts in other areas of the board, but every time you open your mouth in here, you're such a retard that I can't help but delight in it a bit. Actually, Johnson, I've got nothing against you. I don't even know you. But my assessment from here, which is the only assessment I can make, is that you're a complete moron, and I am, for whatever reason, amused to no end by this. So...there you go. I hope this lets you sleep a little easier in your moron bed with your good ol' boy wife.