Hoff

Forgotten passwords are my archenemy. Anyway, thanks, guys. I 'ppreciate it.

Supes and CWM, if you see this, PM me with any thoughts you might have about anything upcoming. I've got a general idea of where I want to go, but that's it. I'd PM you guys but I'm far, far too tired to bother typing out two whole messages right now. Tired, and lazy. Anyway backstage something or other from me, maybe two again, we'll see.

My only complaint was the lack of Fresca backstage. But good show.

Guys, I'd like to first apologize for not getting my match in. I've been either at work or sick all week, and I know it's not an excuse, but I forgot to send my match in. I do, however, have a promo lined up that will explain the circumstances. In any case, there will be a skit from myself this week that will shake the foundations of the Underground, if not the whole OAOAST.

Maybe you should clarify what you meant, then. Moron. Need I remind you that you used Microsoft Word as a dictionary reference once? It's not like we didn't have just cause to believe you would use Google as well. Furthermore, most of us wouldn't know what services Google offers, and it's not hard to believe that they'd offer a dictionary, simply because it's not hard to believe that people like you would use it. Because -- and stay with me on this -- you're a moron. But I don't know what your problem is anyway. Here I wish you and everyone a Merry Christmas and you call us all morons. Not just me, but everyone. Shame on you.

I have to double-check with a few people to make sure I've got everything clear, but be expecting a very awesome segment from me this week. It shouldn't cut into the X time, though.

Awesome.

*sips eggnog...IN ANGER~!*

WHERE IS THIS VOICE COMING FROM?!? DAMN YOU SPIRIT, HAUNT ME NO LONGER~! Does anyone have any Fresca?

You guys, I think something happened to Kotz. I mean he was standing there -- RIGHT THERE -- and then he waved his hand in front of his face, and BAM, gone. I'm frightened. Not nearly as frightened as I am of Johnson's use of Google as a legit dictionary, though. I don't know if that's better or worse than using Microsoft Word, but it's certainly not very smart. The worst thing of all is that Merriam-Webster has an online dictionary, and yet J chooses to use Google. Unreal. But, whatev, so he's a little slow. It's Christmas, so here's wishing everyone a happy and safe holiday, even Johnson.

You have a good name? Could have fooled me.

All I can infer from this is that this guy's "hello" was TOO EXTREME for General Chat. What a badass.

Missionary, Missionary, Doggie, Doggie, Cowgirl, Piledriver, Cowgirl, Piledriver, Oral, Anal, Start.

No! Pissland has: - mutated cat things - being peed on - insanity It does have some cool stuff, but come on. I bet everyone there drinks Fresca. Losers.

Oh man, that would be the best land EVER.

Inc is exempt from having to follow the rules. Don't you know anything? Don't you get it? He lives in darkness But that doesn't make any sense. I don't live in Hoff...unless you mean, like, metamaphorically.

At least your title no longer indicates that it's your birthday. Christ, that was the longest day EVER. EDIT: That was to Zack. Apparently, I post too slow. Hoff = loser.

You know, I don't even like Fresca. *sips Pepsi*

I don't want to spoil anything, but you may want to add this to your rundown. Spoiler (Highlight to Read): Hoff vs. Charlie Hoss (just added this week) There'll be a related segment on this week's HD, as well, setting it up.

FRESCA! You mother fuckers. *leaves*

Does any of this flirting lead to me getting any Fresca? Because if not I am SO OUT OF HERE.

He offered up another theme in the WWE folder. He's not very good at hiding.

Intelligent discourse, or humor. Wait, hold on. INTELLIGENT DISCOURSE! OR HUMOR!!! There, I feel validated.

SHUT UP! We had, like, 12 posters. It was great.

*levitates off the floor whilst doing the Funky Grandpa (5 points for the reference)*