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This is usually me, unless I feel strongly enough about the topic, or if someone is being a jerk.

S'all good, I just have warning lights go off whenever I see the word "facts" on the internet without a source.

I've actually had better luck with songs and short vid clips on Kazaa then movies, but that could just be me. I also though WinMX was ass, though, so take this all for what you will. Anyway, I've had less than zero problems with Kazaa lite, so it's how I'd go.

Couldn't it just go into General Chat, or into the proper topic folder?

Abobo, and I doubt it'll be real close.

!!! Fuck you. *short-arm clotheslines CWM*

Johnson, if you'd just contribute and stop making lame jokes and bad insults, you probably wouldn't get voted as worst poster. Now, though...I mean, you've done a good job in making people dislike you, which, regardless of any "awards," is not something to be proud of, even on the internet.

Well, shit! That could just be my whole problem! If I stopped drinking so hard, maybe I wouldn't get hungover!! ..... Whoa hey hang on...maybe if I stopped staying up so late, I wouldn't be tired!!!!!!! Stunning. Although, +3 bonus points for proper use of the word "jackassery." And by the by, do you have a source for these facts? I'm not doubting the legitamacy, just curious.

All right... 1. Father Franz This is the guy I want on my team. A former college athlete, so you know he's healthy, and he's got a farming background. I'm working off the assumption that this is some sort of "Gilligan's Island" scenario, so farming will become vital to procuring food. And at only 37, he should be around for awhile. 2. Dr. John Dane A lot of the same reasons as Father Franz. Under 40, good health, and the knowledge of botanty will come in handy when working with plants. I simply think that the farming background outweighs the botany hobby; however, this guy does have proven sperm, and so that ranks him high. 3. Donald Newton He was a tough call, at first. I do agree that race issues take a backseat to survival, and he's a fitness buff, so that helps his case. and young, too. The homosexuality thing worries me a little, because he might not be wanting to copulate, but there again, that takes a backseat to surviving. And with no medical supplies, a last-year med student ought to be good enough to fix whatever ails you. 4. Felecia Garcia Ranked high because she's a proven childbearer, and because she's young. As a prostitute, she's likely in good enough shape, and so she can help with any manual labor. The education is a nonfactor; we've already got smart people on the island to act as teachers. 5. Jerry Blake (not Jerry Drake...heh) Here again, bigotry takes a backseat to survival. A construction background is vital to the building of new homes and buildings, and while older, he's also got proven sperm. He's "handy" as well, which is bonus, and he likes being outdoors, so he shouldn't complain much about his situation. 6. Mary Evans I'm actually not too high on any of the remaining candidates, but Mary wins because she's a young woman. Like it or not, she's gonna get violated by someone, or even multiple someones. Hopefully, she'll be able to carry a child. And even if not, we're bringing along two proven mothers, and Mary does have her uses -- she's, as mentioned, young, and so can do labor, and she can also teach the children about art. 7. Shirley Dane It was a tough call between her and Dr. Gonzales, but the good Doctor is old and failing, and while obese, Shirley is a proven child bearer, and under 40. The circumstances also ought to take some weight off of her, as food will be slim. She's also a counselor, so if anyone goes crazy, she can hopefully help. For record, I had them at: 8. Dr. Gonzales 9. Bobby Dane 10. Patricia Clark 11. Eva the baby (without medicine, she'll probably die sooner rather than later)

(emphasis added) I can just see Jerry Drake being one of a handful of remaining people on Earth. R. Kelly would be worshipped as a God.

Okay, what? First of all, the distillation doesn't make that huge of a difference. Sure, one's better, but it's not night and day -- it's still vodka. Second, if you only drink in moderation, I'm not surprised you have this odd belief that vodka shouldn't be causing hangovers. Thricely (yeah, thricely, it's not gramatically correct but what're you gonna do about it, punks), drunkist? Are you high? That's not even a word, and if anyone loves hardcore drunks, or IS hardcore drunks (plural), it's me. I just don't believe in being a complete retard about it. Enjoy what you're doing.

Okay. *no-sells* And for some of us, $5-8 bucks is a lot. What, are you prejudiced against poor people? Bigot. And I'm not seeing what issue you have with the red label, other than some ludicrous claim that the 100 proof is ambrosia and the 80 proof is paint thinner. There's a taste difference, but not so horribly noticable that it makes a difference. That being said, the higher content is usually worth the slight ($2 more on average, at least here, for 100) price jump. Unless you're one of those "bad-asses" who mixes your drinks with some 50% alcohol content. If so, then stop being a damn retard. I hate people like those. Yeah, you'll get drunk faster, but you'll do just fine with standard mixes, and your throat will thank you for the extra padding, and you'll enjoy drinking more.

Never, what class was this in? Sheer curiosity.

Yeah, never mind, I just caught that he "worked the board," which is always incredibly retarded (coughBankyandNewMecough). And against the rules, what with the trolling then. Never mind.

I firmly believe anyone who isn't entertained by ABOBO is either too uptight, in denial, or both. *marks* And it DOES make the rest of this stomachable. And Banky, quit hating, this is no worse than your "swerve.." ...know what, I take that back. I mean, I thought that was dumb, but at least there was an attempt at humor, and it entertained at least you guys. This thread just sucks ('cept for Abobo). And no, I'm never letting you forget how dumb I thought that was. Dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb...you get the idea.

This thread had Abobo AND that picture of Clinton Portis as World Champion.... Best thread ever. Period, close the polls, it's over. Best ever.

Wait, why did Kamui get banned? I genuinely liked him, he seemed like good people. *waits for an explanation...in anger...*

From now on, I'm doing everything in tranquility. Including spinebusters, so you better watch out...in tranquility.

Trowing Copper, The Distance to Here, and Birds of Pray. HA~!

Still gettng spammed. I don't think college professors misspell it "Bib Laden" though, unless he's trying to be clever, in which case he's getting double-spammed.

The battle of the century!

I am SO spamming the ever-loving hell out of this guy's mailbox. You can say what you want about America, but what the fuck is this guy doing mailing random people. I say, what's good for the goose is good for the gander. I just hope he likes Japanimation tentacle rape porn.

Ripper, first of all *no-sells,* and secondly, and more importantly, you're sure talking a lot of nonsense over there. But, you know, feel free to not buy Smirnoff and Absolut, and maybe they'll lower prices because of the lack of demand. I can always use a bargain. And you can get a hangover off of any alcohol if you take it in excess, and we're not talking just nausea. The Goose'll hang you over if you're not careful, and it's award-winning or some nonsense (these awards are usually given out by rich French people, although the Goose is a high quality spirit, but now I've gotten all off-track). In any case, my advice to you would be to do less talking, and also to stop wasting your money on expensive vodka when it all does the same thing, and even the best-tasting vodka is not exactly cinnamon and roses. And for record, any of you on a budget, try Barton "Charcoal Filtered" vodka. I have no idea how the hell charcoal filtering works, and I don't think I want to, but it's a relatively smooth spirit (again, it's still vodka, so don't be expecting chocolate milk or anything), and it runs about $7-8 a liter.

Ooh, Zack defending Chave...this can only mean they're having mad ass-sex, AS WE SPEAK. Come on guys, clear out of the thread, give the jackrabbits some privacy.

Huh? In all my years, every variant I've ever heard is vodka and a creme liquer. I can't say that I'm familiar with Tia Maria, but I know that Coke never figured into the equation. Having said that, I can see such a concoction being very delicious. As traditional Black Russians vs. White Russians go, maybe it's the bigot in me (kidding), but I prefer the white ones. The addition of cream really tastes better, to me. What I'd really like to try is a Siberian -- a White Russian with ice cream in place of the standard cream. Yum!