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Yeah, no, I felt like a tool afterwards. Well....more than usual.

Nope.

I got 26, but I contend I should have 27 because in a B D. That's B S, is what it is. I've never heard of 33. Is that a saying? What does it mean?

....... A man is found dead in a room with fifty-three bicycles. How did he die? (thanks, Rando)

The whole thing with Sting is kind of bogus. Apparently Jarrett is so bad-ass that LOSING to him makes you fear him; it's Cage's fault that Sting didn't show, and why would he not show anyway? And, like, maybe they'll answer that next week, but it doesn't make for a good show this week.

MONTY! Yeah, and Rhino, whatevs. SIGN IT MONTY! Hot little ending. I like that they keep teasing Monty Brown vs. Jeff Jarrett.

Tenay sounded genuinely shocked when Jarrett said he ran Sting out of TNA. OMFG I wish Jericho would show up. Whoa-HO! CC got dissed.

Jeff Jarrett: the NEW pink and black attack.

Dudleys: "Blah blah we got screwed blah blah we're old blah blah we want the titles blah blah AMW blah." At least Team Canada would be a break from the AMW feud.

Man, Slim Jim ads have really sucked since the Macho Man stopped doing them.

Very smartly booked ending. I'd be bothered by Punk getting the cheap win, but he did look good throughout the match. CAPTAIN CHARISMA~!

The one guy in blue jeans vs. the other guy in face paint will have that effect, although this hasn't felt particularly polished. I'm not a big Samoa Joe guy, but he *does* look intimidating just standing there.

HA! Daniels on Shelley: "If he really wants to see the best of the X-Division, he should buy my DVD." Awesome.

They just announced AJ vs. Joe for the X-Title @ Against All Odds. Cool.

Denim because it's a street fight!

A lot of time left for the main event. But what's the deal with Moore's music? Not very punkish, I didn't think.

This is going to be resolved at FInal Reso-- uhh, at Against All Odds!

Oh, hell, the James Gang has jerseys. One step closer to DX.

Really? I've stumped everyone I've told it to.

That AJ/Daniels promo was awesome. I love AJ's "that's gonna cost you" line.

Indeed. Okay, here's one. A man is found dead in a room with fifty-two bicycles. How did he die? You can ask any yes or no question. If you know the answer, please don't spoil it.

Yeah, but you know what? If they let BG cut his promos, have Kip get off his "bitch" line, and let them go out and do the kind of wrestling they did in the WWE, it *should* be good. BG can still brawl and pop the crowd, and Kip is great in the "come in, hit a power move or two, tag out" role.

As I was walking to St. Ives, I crossed a man with seven wives. And all his wives had seven hats, and also with them seven cats. And all the wives had seven kids, with seven hats upon their lids. Kids, cats, hats, wives; how many were going to St. Ives?

Maybe they're a millionaire. Like Batman, or something. Y'know...retired, liberal Batman.

I agree on BG. He was always entertaining, but it's nice to see that he can cut something with a little substance to it. Looks like a decent show.