Hoff

FWIW, I think the Axel/Hoff storyline deserves at least consideration for FOTY. Just sayin'.

Ruin my fun...

Whoa whoa whoa whoa WHOA. Pepsi > Coke Sorry, kids. Just how it is. Pepsi's like a million and 0 in taste tests, and the numbers don't lie.

Don't fall in love with anyone because if they don't talk to you, you might just torch the place. HAHAHAHA....awesome. But seriously, congrats, man.

If I get the steel-toed boot for this, it's been a good run.

This might be my first triple post. Awesome!

ALL OF THE TSM ADMINS ARE NUT HUGGING BALL CHASERS, FUCK THEM ALL. FAG FAG FAG FAG FAG UNOUTSTABDABLE CANDY RANDY ORTON. I HATE THE MINORITIES AND I WISH DEATH ON EVERY POSTER HERE!

Well, he's leaving because he's moving to the middle of nowhere, not because he's 1337 p1553d or anything. So, this'll be the last of him for a long while.

Didn't you win an award last year? For that matter, one could argue that another, more deserving individual should have won that award...

Awful.

Have him record a rap album, and then he and Cena can have a rap-off, and like the crooked MC can be Bischoff in disguise, and then he can set Carlito up as the evil referee.

So I just picked up a knife that was on my desk. A kitchen knife. I have no idea how it got here, or why. So I ask you, why would I be holding a knife?

I'm stealing that one.

Czech?

I'm gonna have to go with Funaki's wife on this one. Clearly, as evidenced here, his marriage is already in trouble. I can see this sort of situation unfolding in the Funaki household. It's tragic. Hell, just thinking about it makes me cry. Oh God, the room is spinning.... Let me take this opportunity to say that I miss Funaki.

What, I'm just saying. I don't want the guy banned or anything, but that thread pretty much got derailed in an afternoon. I, for one, was shocked that New Jake's scathing remarks toward Batista and Orton didn't rekindle the discussion.

That's still one of my favorite ads ever. Hunter does his spit take, and the spit turns into BEES! Then the bees chase this poor guy around a corner, when, WHAM, he runs right into a Triple H clothesline. I'm half surprised H didn't Pedigree the kid then and there. Such a comically great commercial.

Might I direct you to the Candy Orton thread.

The Drowning Pool cover of H's theme would have made a great choice for his 2002 babyface comeback, but instead we got to hear the same song for four more years. Yay.

THANK YOU. This, I mean, it's obvious, but it needed to be said.

How could you use that word!

I'd have to recommend Yo, Noid! Simply a stunning game that also taught us a valuable lesson: that Domino's Pizza rocks.

Okay.... Grab a Dual Shock right quick. I know you have one. Like one in two households own a PS2. Now, let it drop to the floor. Keep your hands still. Let them rest in that position. Okay, now tilt your hands inward 45 degrees. UNNATURAL! Fuck Sony, and their propaganda. So they want to change the controller layout, fine. But don't lie about it. It's to look cool, not to be ergonomic. Otherwise, why deviate from a universally praised design?

Yeah, make sure you avoid UPN when you go back in time.

This "Lolita" song by Alizee is...um...pretty good. I hate to say that because I think it's the European equivalent of being a Britney Spears fan...but...I like it.