Hoff

It's just wrestling, why are you guys offended? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Um, is there a joke I'm missing here?

I should have mine on Friday.

FAG

Once you GET the Frog Ending, THEN talk to me about being cool.

Why DO they let old people on The Price is Right?

Wrestler of the Year Shawn Michaels Feud of the Year Kurt Angle vs. Shawn Michaels Match of the Year Kurt Angle vs. Shawn Michaels, WrestleMania 21 Best Brawler JBL Best High Flyer Paul London Best Tag Team MNM Most Underrated Randy Orton (yeah I said it) Most Underutilized Shelton Benjamin Most Overrated John Cena Best Promos Christian Best PPV WrestleMania 21 Worst PPV Great American Bash

And I swore I'd never pay.

Okay, the Nile does NOT flow through Canada. One of you is wrong.

Nice Guy....Orton. ..... I'm sorry.

Well I will. For those not in the know, HD mainstay Piss is leaving the internet at the end of the month. This sucks. Godspeed, my snow soul brother. I'll have a going away present for you when I get home.

hyperchord does not approve of your silly shenanigans, Marty.

I have this dream of them doing it in stereo. Candace would be doing it in the ring, and Jessica would be doing it in the crowd. Their eyes would meet, they would have sex, and Jessica would leave me to become part of a lesbian couple with Candace. Wait a minute. I am trying to get Jessica to dye her hair black, and say go daddy when we are having sex. I guess it's a little weird. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> A shade.

Maybe Czech is going to Algebrandy Orton....

!!!

...couldn't you just have her do the Go Daddy dance, regardless of whether you go to the show? It's not a complicated maneuver.

Is the Internet filled with candy? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Maybe!

"COFFEY!!"

Can you imagine the shitstorm this site would be if Orton went over Jericho? I'm fairly certain the internet would explode.

Did someone already do Jessica Tandy Orton? "Driving Miss Legend Killer." Wait...was that Jessica Tandy?

SHUT UP MARTY

Let him discover his love of Shakespeare and play the role of a lifetime...Calibandy Orton.

Nah. Argh. I'm so tired of people posing in between me and the people I'm trying to reply to. That "nah" was in reply to El Dandy's question.

I'm thinkin' you're about to get ban-dy Ortoned.

Okay, now wait. Let's stay away from the Cutting Edge jokes. That was a very good movie.