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like four?

Nah, Saban's got it. They could keep him on as an assistant, certainly. Personally, I'd hire Tom Brady as the Dolphins coach!

Oh come on. Tom Brady spends more time at third base than Alex Rodriguez. Shut up. 2002 was Vick Love. 2003 was McNair Love. 2004 is Manning love. Brady is always under the radar with ESPN. Seriously your whole "Brady is constantly sucked off by espn" routine is pathetically overblown considering this season they pratically named the channel ESPMANNING. No. Don't deny it. I'm not denying that Sosa, Urlacher, and Jordan have been media darlings, why are you denying that Brady is? It's okay.

Oh come on. Tom Brady spends more time at third base than Alex Rodriguez.

Tom Brady had a bad night because Stuart Scott didn't clean his pipes enough before the big game.

Don't you think he's overdue? It must suck be a Bears fan that has nothing more to do than hate on the rest of the league. Well duh.

Don't you think he's overdue? Sure; He should learn how to handle "you suck" comments and criticism. Manning, Favre, Mcnair, Culpepper, McNabb do...Why should he get away with not being criticized. Well come on, he gets his dick sucked so much that it might've expanded from being in a vacuum.

Heinz Field > Heinz Kerry

"And, our Horse Trailer Player Of The Game...aw hell, Tom Brady! We wub you!!!"

Don't you think he's overdue?

No. I blame Tom Brady. I want to fuck your sig IT'S A CARTOON

Yeah, if you want to completely forget ESPN had NASCAR for a couple of years till they lost the bidding war with FOX/NBC/TNT Yes I certainly would. If they can forget they carried hockey, I can forget they carried NASCAR.

THey're not retro, they're...I dunno! They're something? Whaddya call em? Boom!

Wait...you're a cock?

Oh God, I don't know if the world will be ready for the Tom Brady fellatio if he pulls this out.

Definitely, Because Tom Brady Is The Smartest Quarterback Alive!

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I hope their caps are replaced with sombreros!

I never said that's what we needed. Remind me again which fallacy this is?

They're not disgusted, they're annoyed with your goofy statement. Yes sir!

You know, I'm sure 3 was just fine, but it was two things that don't belong on ESPN: NASCAR, and a movie.

Are the Angels going to spend wastefully just to say they're in New York's league?

Who buys a DVD of a made-for-TV movie? Well, evidently, the people who are transfixed to their TVs as cars dirve left for hours.

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