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Shouldn't all of you be back in your circle-jerk of telling each other how great you are? IDRM and Kotzenjunge are lonely.

I don't hate Philly, I just anticipate their inevitable futility. These are the Buffalo Bills of my generation.

Why not just have win and loss.

Don't drop the soap, Gonzo

The Bulls are about half a period away from four consecutive victories, something that has NEVER happened in the post-Jordan era. We may only be 8 and 15 at the end of the night, and far out of the playoff picture, but this is a great step up for these players and a sign of great things to come.

This proves my theory that stupid people watch TV.

True, but it's a lot! Where will Eckstein and Alex Gonzalez end up?

That's a shitload of stuff to get for a bench player/pinch-runner.

Are you serious??

I said generally. There are exceptions.

I must be if you say so.

but it's golf...

Miller shouldn't go to Boston or NY. Six starters? Don't tell Weaver, he didn't even believe in a fifth.

Yeah, dancing and strutting on every play, especially when you're getting your ass kicked on the scoreboard (like that one Packers guy) gets annoying. There's a fine line between No Fun League and No Fucking Lamewads.

Okay so the NFL Monday Night Countdown crew just had a fucking orgasm over the mere image of Tom Brady. I'm not exaggerating. "Oh! Ah! A suit! He's dressed! He's coming to work!" "Look at THAT! Ooh!" "He's comin'!" "Lookin' good Tom!" god he's the Randy Orton of the NFL.

I think he lives in Phoenix in the offseason anyway. And it's really a shame, all of this, because I'd take Steve Stone as color man OR manager with the Cubs, the guy just rules. I think the Len Kasper/Bob Brenly team is really going to make the loss set in.

Well thanks a lot, Ray. It's a freaking game. I don't need the other guys to feel the pain and punishment of our DEE-fense~!, I just want to win.

Stoney? Nah. I think he's done. The era of quality Chicago broadcasting is over. There used to be a time when WGN wrote the book on airing a ball game.

You're the ugly sweater we can't give back.

Ray Lewis does too many of those "When we meet on the field, there will be pain. You will feel the pain!" interviews that are so cliche.

I wish Ray Lewis had a season-ending injury instead of Owens. Lewis is scum, Owens is just irritating.

Bring a Steve Stone sign to Shea, too.

We should let Anglesault come back as a Christmas gift. He's learned his lesson.

Our pals at ESPN Original Entertainment are at it again, creating a miniseries dramatization of the World Series Of Poker. I don't know why I act like I'm breaking the story, because if you watch ESPN, you've seen the freakin promo a thousand times. "They call him 'The Matador,' for his ability to lure young bulls into the ring and cut them down." So, this is the prolongedness of Playmakers with the quality of Hustle and 3 with the sports legitimacy of poker. I don't want to see Tilt, nor The Making Of Tilt, Your Thoughts On Tilt, The Inspiration For Tilt, The Tits Of Tilt, or any other supplementary programming. Just show some fucking college basketball games or something, ESPN. Geez.

Nah no ties in hockey either. Bring on the shootout.