fazzle

But however, in reality, under "normal" wrestling rules that finish shouldn't be allowed to fucking matter. Orton was making NO kind of pinning motion, and wasn't doing anything to keep HBK down. It'd be the exact same thing as if the ref had gone down to the mat and counted a double pin in the previous double-KO spot. Edit: Bah, in the time it took to type that up, tons of other people pointed out the stupidity of the finish.

Two matches. 8 man tag on ECW with the MITB guys.

or Shane wins by DQ when Lashley snaps on him with a chair, ala Kennedy at No Way Out.

wow. Look at the gray on Shane!

Why the fuck does Lashley, an ECW guy, keep hanging around backstage at Raws he's not scheduled for anyways?

Don't forget the Japs. They weren't in the story. I think.

What's that? You say this Jackie Robinson fellow is somewhat important to the game of baseball? Why thank you ESPN! I would have never known that if you didn't remind me of it EVERY SINGLE FUCKING DAY for the last 2 weeks! Seriously, did you see the story they did two days ago? "Oh noooooes! There aren't enough blacks playing baseball! What are you people doing?! Don't you remember Jackie Robinson?! You're ruining his legacy if you don't play baseball! Black people need to play baseball! There's not enough blacks anymore! It's becoming too white and hispanic! You're ignoring what Jackie Robinson did for you! Jackie Robinson! Jackie Robinson! Jackie Robinson! *explode* "

It's Bejeweled as an RPG. You make a character, wizard/warrior/druid/knight(knight? I think that's the 4th one), and it's got a basic generic RPG storyline. You get spells, companions, can take over towns, etc. However, every battle is done on a basic Bejewled screen. the basic 4 color orbs are mana, make matches of 3 or more and get mana added, so you can cast spells. There's coins where you get money if you match them up, stars where you get experience if you match them up, and skulls that do damage to your opponents if you match them. Get a match of 4 or 5, and you get an extra turn. Both of you play on the same Bejeweled board, making it much more strategic which moves you want to make.

OHHHH MY GODDDDDDDD What? It's fucking awesome.

WM 2000 and it's endless career mode clearly rules that generation of wrestling games.

I know we're only a little over 3 months into 2007, but so far, Puzzle Quest is easily my game of the year. Get it. Now. Seriously.

These just scream fake to me for some reason. Why is Jeff Hardy on SD facing Kennedy for no reason? Why would Sharmell turn on Booker? Dave Taylor? Chavo and Helms wrestling?

Timbaland managed to try too damn hard in that interview, while also appearing to not give a shit. Interesting combination to pull off.

Did JR just call Lillian a lesbian? He did just say that up Lillian's skirt was "no man's land."

Didn't Vince just take the hat off backstage?

Vince is gonna take it out on us? He's already fired us and cut our hair. What else is he gonna do? Put us in a 10-audience battle royale?

So, I predict: HBK/Cena win again Then in stage 3 they defeat some "superteam" like Khali/Umaga. Then in stage 4, they fight each other. Cena then goes on to win, and become the Ninja Warrior!

So, explain to me again why Cena and HBK would CARE if they kept the tag titles?

While Austin walking out was the wrong move on his part, doing the match that soon was an incredibly stupid move, and the writing team only put it together out of spite because Austin criticized them on Byte This. When he returned in 2003, Austin also revealed that it wasn't just the proposed job to Lesnar that made him decide to walk out, his neck was in worse shape than he was letting on, but it was the last straw for him. Yeah, the match being done like that was dumb, but come on. If he really wanted to, he could have gotten the match changed, at the very least made into a DQ ending. Instead he just walks away, again. Hell, I don't even remember *why* he left the first time. But on his other walkout, after being told he was jobbing to Coach? Would this board be giving HHH the same leeway if he walked out when he was supposed to job to JR?

And he then ever so professionally walked out(again) instead of either using his backstage power to get the match changed or just doing the damn job.

Edit: Shit, never mind. already being talked about in the WM thread.

so the next question is when does Hacksaw find it in the trash?

If that's true, holy shit. Mercury is a fucking dumbass.

So, through two periods, Carolina has a 32-6 shot advantage on the Capitals. And they're LOSING 3-2. Wow. Just fucking wow.

The Boogeyman? It's the Boogeyman, right?