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Why would you consider yourself "above" a match for a guaranteed title match whenever you want? He's not in the title match itself, so that's the next best option.

Wow. We have too many damned Matthews in here. I'm gonna go legally change my name to Fazzle now.

I really hate that, based on the previews, it looks like we're getting another edition of "Oh shit! It's Rob and Amber! We gotta make sure to get them out!! Look at what Rob and Amber did! We gotta get Rob and Amber for that! Rob and Amber! Rob and Amber!!" I'm not so much sick of R&A, as I am of the other teams fucking OBSESSING over them.

If Edge wins, does this mean that HBK/Cena actually will go into WM as the tag champs?

Go frat bastards, go!

Wait, why is

Oh please, after watching that trailer, Leo doesn't even come close to the top 10 of girliest looking guys in video games. Male, definitely.

That guy from Boston is totally making a name for himself tonight. If only I could remember what that name was.

Howard just got fucked on that dunk.

Speaking of Vito, since he's still in the subtitle, he's currently on Nick GAS in an old WCW version of Double Dare 2000. Teams are Duggan, Vito, and two kids against Lash Leroux, someone I *think* is The Wall, and two other kids. Hacksaw and Vito's team is kicking ass.

and I got an axe too!

Wasn't Scotty JUST moved to Raw a few weeks ago?

Goddamnit. I was only *joking* when I said the mini tag match last week. Fucking WWE.

Does it really matter? It's a HOUSE SHOW. Carlito could job to me tomorrow, and he'd look no worse for it on TV.

Team for the week: Boogeyman Kendrick/London Deuce/Domino Cena Booker Little Bastard HBK Teddy Long

The issue isn't about the match. The issue is about the retardedness of announcing the match, hyping the match, and then switching the match. It'd be one thing if it was just a rumor that there might be a 4 way rematch. I'm sure people wouldn't have a problem if it was just D&D vs. London/Kendrick from the start.

Pink camo? Where the hell are you trying to hide, the kingdom of Carealot?

*ding*

Because La Parka hates me. He's a mean, spiteful bastard.

Well, if it makes you feel better, they do have a match on Smackdown this Friday, so maybe that will be the end of it. Here's the winner if you're wondering... Not really a spoiler, just playing it safe.

And thanks to all of our free advertising, WWE revenues have gone up 7...maybe EIGHT dollars.

Just beat Hotel Dusk the other day, now I'm starting up Kingdom Hearts 2. And GODDAMN, this game is fucking BORING AS HELL. Take me to the damn Disney worlds already.

I call Yay, but then again I'm a whore for just about EVERY 80s high school movie. With the exception of Porkys, for some reason.

speaking of editing, does anyone know how long that Vampiro vs. 6-Pac match really was? It just seemed like Vampiro's makeup was running off WAY too quickly.

free cheese