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And oh yeah....it says in the previous round... Will Scarlet - Tayshaun Prince As much as I'd love to have Prince(Hell, I nearly took him with the Alston and Bosh picks) I believe I drafted Luke Jackson(he of the messy hair) with this pick.

Well...with the White Tigers final pick of the draft....a guy I have been considering for like 2 rounds now....Please welcome.... Joe Smith!

Tom Glavine

Speaking of weird drinks: Lemur dropping coffee $64 for that?!? Those silly Filipinos.

1) Norman Smiley and Vader 2) Steven Regal and Dean Malenko 3) Rey Misterio Jr. and The Rock 4) Shelton Benjamin and La Parka 5) Bret Hart and Raven

Make that four of us. Assuming he stays reasonably healthy, he could be a steal.

WEDNESDAY West Virginia THURSDAY Miami FRIDAY UAB SATURDAY Notre Dame Boston College Rutgers UNLV N.C. State Ohio State Arizona State Auburn Purdue Louisiana Tech Colorado State California Virginia Tennessee Hawaii Tiebreaker #1: How many total points will be scored in the TCU/UAB game? 49 Tiebreaker #2: How many receiving yards will Louisville's J.R. Russell have against Miami? 100

After MUCH thought, the White Tigers decided we need some more white guys with wild hair, therefore we select: Luke Jackson! The hair alone makes our team better, I just wish that other Cavalier who looks almost like Carlito Caribbean Cool was starter, but, eh, Luke Jackson's a nice start.

If they keep this(and the Frenchie shuffle) up, then Dupree and Suzuki may well provide me with a reason to finally watch Smackdown. If Suzuki is dressed up like Apollo Creed in Rocky IV, while singing it, he may become my new favourite wrestler. And it looks like my streak of watching Velocity shall end at a whole... one. *sigh* I miss when Velocity was passable to good for a short time.

Well, look on the bright side, he's young, so he'll make decent trade bait in the offseason.

With next pick, the White Tigers select: JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE! Err....I mean: RAFER ALSTON!

1) Norman Smiley and Vader 2) Funaki and Johnny Stamboli 3) "Lord" Steven Regal and Dean Malenko 4) Jamie Knoble and Tommy Dreamer 5) Rey Misterio Jr. and The Rock 6) Kanyon and EdOMac 7) Chris Benoit and Tokyo Magnum 8) Shelton Benjamin and La Parka 9) Kane and Chuck Palumbo 10) Raven and Bret Hart

Well, after much debating and flip flopping, the White Tigers select: CHRIS BOSH! (Strangely enough, I nearly took him in the last round, glad I went with Magloire instead.)

Sounds like a cool idea: 1) Shelton Benjamin 2) Norman Smiley 3) Raven 4) Tokyo Magnum 5) Chuck Palumbo

THURSDAY Houston at Southern Miss - Southern Miss Clemson at Virginia - Virginia FRIDAY UNLV at BYU - BYU SATURDAY Oklahoma vs. Texas - Oklahoma Minnesota at Michigan - Minnesota Illinois at Michigan State - Michigan St. Stanford at Notre Dame - Stanford Georgia Tech at Maryland - Maryland Wisconsin at Ohio State - Ohio St. Oklahoma State at Colorado - Ok. St. California at USC - USC Tennessee at Georgia - Georgia Arizona at UCLA - Arizona Purdue at Penn State - Purdue Florida State at Syracuse - Florida St. Nebraska at Texas Tech - Nebraska LSU at Florida - Florida Missouri at Baylor - Missouri Tiebreak #1: How many total points will be scored in the UNLV/BYU game? 45 Tiebreak #2: How many total yards (passing & rushing) will Virginia's Marques Hagans have against Clemson? 250

That seems a bit harsh. You should do it more like the NFL where if a team can't make his pick on time, then the next team is free to make their pick, and so on. That might really speed up the process a bit, and it wouldn't totally penalize guys from making picks cuz you never know why they weren't able to get Online.

I, for one, think it's a great trade. Then again, I just traded Jake Plummer and Moe Williams(who I just picked up off the waiver wire like yesterday) for Kerry Collins and Thomas Jones. Now, I just need either Wheatley, Mewelde, or Huggy Bear Jr. to perform passibly for the next 4 weeks until Onterrio Smith gets off his suspension, then I am in business.

The White Tigers need a center, therefore we'll go out and get one this time around as we pick... Jamaal Magloire!

Assuming I'm not overlooking anything and he's still available, the White Dragons select Pau Gasol

I am fairly sure he's talking about his favourite player, Jeff Weaver.

I am quite glad Shiro finally got released. Hopefully now he'll take the hint and retire already.

I may be weirder since I want JBL to retain at No Mercy Won't happen though.

I like the Frenchie shuffle and Suzuki looks so fucking weird in his WWE.com pics, I figure he could be a guilty pleasure. Besides, you can't go wrong with a geisha manager.

I am actually watching Smackdown for the first time in awhile. It seems decent thus far. Unfortunately, I just realized that the only reason I tuned in was because out of curiosity for the Suzuki/Dupree team, only to find out that they're on Velocity. *sigh*

I'm in as well, and I also would prefer an offline draft, even if it caused me to make some boneheaded picks last year.