k thx

'twas good

Methinks the lady doth protest too much.

Quite so. ::puffs pipe::

It was an in-joke about some chinese guy shouting at someone IIRC.

I dunno, they had some decent tunes on the first album. But yeah, downhill fast.

No EFA, Chav? Don't let me down like this. Heh, I did the EFA shit maybe half a dozen times a few months back. You're just jealous that you've only got fo' sheez as your catchphrase.

I assumed the same.

I dunno, it's good to have a journeyman or two in your team. You could do worse than Gifton.

Dude, stop trolling. If you don't understand the rules, make a thread about it, if you don't like soccer, stay out of the thread, if you're just looking to wind people up, why?

He might be a decent signing. Better than Pompey going for Glen Johnson.

I haven't been into a bank for ages, and that was only to get a bankers draft.

2:0 Holland at the moment. Sets up a good match against Argentina next week if they carry on this way.

CHAPTER 15 ::The B Team bomb through the rainy streets of Canada, North America, with CC in the back seat between AM and Mario. Caboose is driving. chave is playing with the glove compartment:: Mario: Heh heh heh, we rock. chave: hey, Mario. How come you're with us now. Last I heard, you were chasing us trying to avenge fook's death. Mario: Dramatic plot twist. chave: 'kay. Caboose: So, Canadian Chick, you glad we rescued you from the evil A Team? CC: No! Caboose. Yeah, you love me. Wait! You said no! But why? CC: I was having fun. AM: But they kidnapped you, and tied you to Bob Barron. CC: But it was fun. Apart from the Barron bits. Mario: But don't you want to go back home? CC: No, I want to stay back there with Zack. I love him. chave: But why? He sucks. And I rock like a banana on speed. Love me! CC: No. It's so strange. When I look into his eyes it's like fireworks. When I touch him, I get goosepimples. When he says my name, it's like... ::AM throws up:: Caboose: Yeah, what he said. Shut up woman. Mario. So wait. If they didn't kidnap you and hold you against your will, but we did, that means we're the bad guys. chave: OMGWTF~!!! CC: Yeah, and you don't want to be the bad guys, so just turn this car around and take me back to my darling Zack. Caboose: No, it's too late. We started this war with the A-Team, and I'm damn sure we're gonna finish it. CC: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! -------------------- :::The chase is on, as the A team comes speeding up behind the B-teams van::: :::The most kick ass of kick ass car chases follow...you know...like the one in Ronin with a little Matrix and Bad Boys II kicked in. Just a bunch of shit blowing up for no other reason than it looking cool. Yet hour heros(and our heros-turned villians) remain perfectly unharmed...they just have really tore Canada up.::: ------------------------ ::After a lovely car chase, the B-Team arrive at a safe house. However due to Cabooses ineptitude, the A-Team swiftly find them and pull up outside the house. Wondering why the lack of a coherent story for this? The thread deleted the post that explained this shocking turn of events. Yeah, bollocks, I know. Why not make your own explaination about what happened? It's fun to create!:: ----------------------- ::Inside the house:: Caboose: Damn it, I knew we should have hidden the car somewhere. AM: So, what do we do now boss? Caboose: Mario. Get that box I told you to bring from the car. ::Mario brings a large wooden crate to Caboose, wh opens it up:: Caboose: In here we've got all the weapons we could possibly need to defeat the A-Team. Guns. Grenades. Bulletproof vests. Samuri swords. chave: Sweet. Caboose. Lets get upstairs and barricade ourselves in a bedroom. Mario: But what about the old couple who live here. ::Scan acroos to a shot of an old husband and wife who Caboose tied and gagged earlier:: Caboose: They'll keep. Mario, bring Canadian Chick. ::Mario grabs Canadian Chick and tries to force her up to the bedroom, but she sees Ripper pull out his weapon and start shooting it at Zach outside, and breaks away from his grip:: Caboose: Come back here bitch or I'll shoot. CC: NOOOOOOOOO!

Dude. Capitals? Really? Did you just find out you were gay or something?

What awfulness? I'm just trying to help you get that sand out of your vagina.

CurryMan just spilt his drink.

You might get T&T...

I still liked the show. You people are way too picky.

Discuss.

CHAPTER 14 *Ripper walks in* Ripper: Hey guys!! Its me, RIPPER!!! I am ready for some wacky adventure...where can I join in. *Everyone stares blankly at Ripper.* Ripper: It...its me...Ripper...remember...I run...I point at bears and stuff...I have like 4 or 5 running jokes that no one gets... RIPPER!! CWM: Ripper.... God damn it... *everyone continues to stare blankly* Ripper: What? I can offer stuff...remember the "runs" joke...that was classic right...r..right...Chave...you laughed...I think. Chave: Okay.... Ripper... Ripper: What? Chave: Alright...okay. Ripper: You know what...FINE. I'll start my own story with wacky adventures and none of you are invited. SO THERE!! CWM: Yeah thats great Ripper, look we got to get up kind of early soooooo... Chosen: We'll holla at you later..kay? Canadian Chick: Who the fuck are you? *Ripper leaves vowing revenge for this shunning* Ripper: I'll be back, damn you....I'll be back. ------------------------- :::It's Dark...With swirling snow breezing around the Calgary ground in Canada::: :::4 Men and a Young Lady are inside the confines of an Dodge avenger::: :::A few Miles beyond, 4 men are also in a Car...Driving a 95 buick century::: :::The avenger pulls into a diner::: :::The 4 men and the Lady enter the diner and take a seat in the far corner:: Chosun: God, I'm so hungry CWM: I know man...It's been like 2 days since we ate Choken: What looks good here? Zack: You look good... *Directed to C.C* C.C: *giggles* :::Choke and CWM catch a second take::: CHoken: So anyways...the Fried Chicken with Gravy looks good... Cwm: Nah...I'm getting the Mashed Potatoes and Steak. Chosun: I'll get the Turkey Club...with a chocolate milkshake Zack: So...You wanna Share? C.C: *giggles* Zack: All right me and her will split a Plate of Fries and a Strawberry Shake. ::::The team takes their orders::: :::As they eat their meal...The door chimes as four men walk into the diner and take a seat nearby the A-Team::: Caboose: I'm hungry. Chave: Me too... AM: In my day we used to eat at **** resturants like IHOP Mario: Ummm...Dudes...Look to your right... ::::The A-Team are enjoying dinner and having plesant convostation as Zack and C.C rub eachothers...Privite area" Caboose: What? AM: All right...Sure she's cute but Look at that Hunk... Mario: You dammed fools...That's the A-Team! Chave: I dunno...Hey...THEY ARE! Caboose: So what do we do? Mario: Eventully, The girl will have to go to the bathroom...So when she does...AM get up and grab her and we'll take her home and we'll be heros. :::CWM and Choken finish up their plates and excuse themselves to the restroom::: Mario: Just wait. :::Chosun reads the Local Paper in confusement::: Caboose: Why don't we just grab her? Mario: Not yet :::Zack gets up and softly kisses C.C's forehead and heads to the restroom::: Caboose: I say we go for it right now Chave: Yeah...The dude is distracted anyways :::Chosun continues reading::: Mario: Yeah...NOW! ::::AM and Caboose pop up and try to steal C.C::: C.C: *Giggles* Stop tickling me Zack...I'm tickleish Caboose: Yeah...I ani't Zack bitch... C.C: What? AM: C' Mon...we breaking you out! C.C: I don't wanna go! Caboose: Why not? C.C: I've fallen in love with Zack... Mario: Oh enough! ::Yanks C.C out of chair and runs with her::: :::B Team leave the diner::: Chosun: Can you hand me the salt? :::A moment of silence::: Chosun: Fine...I'll get it myself :::The other A-Teamers walk back to the table::: Choken: Hey...Where's CC? Chosun: Isn't she across the table? CWM: Uh No...Did she go to bathroom ZACK: WHERE IS SHE DAMN IT! Choken: DAMN IT! LOOK! The B team stole her! :::A-Team runs to car::: ---------------------------- :::as A-team runs to their car a figure sitting alone at the back of the diner lowers a menu that was covering his shadowy yet damn sexy face::: Ripper: Soon boys...soon... ::with a smirk he orders some chicken and gravy cause who doesn't love the gravey?::

Yeah.

If you have broadband, d/l it. You'l get the live feed, it won't be that big a file and it'll download in plenty of time for the weekend.

Koromans not even a Pompey player any more! Bastard. He'd have done me proud if he got injured after 10 minutes, scored right at the death then disapeared at the final whistle. Actually, by all accounts he's a good player, but still. No more loyalty from me unless he signs with us. Kudos to Aloisi, at least he stayed with us for a few seasons.