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Pompey have had a £12m bid for Defoe turned down by Spurs. Sucks that we probably won't get him, but it's a good sign that we have the money to do that.

See, that's what I miss about Pompey. Because we haven't got any players at the tournament, I'm putting my support behind Shaka Hislop, former Portsmouth player and T&T keeper. I'm hoping he keeps Sweden out in the second half (apologies to CurryMan).

You should see the police down here Chave, went to watch the game (despite hating football) at the guildhall and the fights were many, but shit..... The first half was really good, we totally had it together but the second half was flakey, that's when the police had to come out. Was it outside the guildhall? Sun + Beer + Football + Pompey = trouble. Were the police over-reacting or were people being proper dicks? I also like Burchill (the white guy) from T&T. He qualifies because his mother was from Port of Spain. He's not a bad player.

CHAPTER 4 ::Caboose walks into the B-Team locker room... He looks around the room and sees those in the B-Team. Caboose: This is gonna be harder than I thought...:: -------------------------- Choken One and Zack share an A-Team Elite, We Like O'Haire And You Don't Moment by wheeling a keg down to CC's basement and preparing to go to town. Choken:"Hey Zack, I just gotta ask...why WERE you already in CC's house?" Zack:"A gentleman never tells, Choken." Choken:"You were just playing video games weren't you?" Zack ignores the question and continues setting up the keg. -------------------------- :::Realizing he could drive to Coquitlam the seasoned vetran plays a mental game of chess with himself::: AM: Jobbers drive to shows, but me baby, I'll be sitting in first class. :::Hops on a plane to BC, realizing that Coquitlam might not have an airport, he heads to Kelona. Rents a car, tells some good old day stories and begins a trip to crash the plans of the A-Team and their Canadian hero...CC::: -------------------------- :::Back into the Basement::: Zack: Well...Since Umm we got these two chained and gagged...Let's show the world baby! CWM: CHOSUN! Did you Call Dames? Chosun: Yep...He is ENRAGED with fury..In about 12 seconds...the ENTIRE TSM nation will be aware of this... Choken: Think about it boys...In 12 short Canadian Hours...We will DOMINATE TSM. THE A-TEAM: HA-HA-HA-HA-HA! Zack: All right...I got the Webcam all set up...Perfect the entire world can see this beautiful FUCKWITHABLE chick in agony... Choken: And there is not ONE DAMN PERSON WHO CAN STOP US. ----------------------- :::Bombs down the road in a rented BMW::: AM: Ah, I remember when road trips had class! Traveling with true greats I tell ya, now I travel by myself in a 1999 BMW by myself...telling my own stories. Dammit I feel like Dynamite Kid! Well, me and him are alot alike, both amazing workers. :::Continues mumbling and driving:: ----------------- ::Zack snaps his fingers, and suddenly Sean O'Haire appears out of nowhere.:: Choken:"How did you do that?" Zack:"Uh, magic?" CWM:"Well aren't you just a regular Harry Fuckin' Potter. What's he doing here?" Zack:"After the shit AS put him through, he's gotta get his digs in too." O'Haire reaches into his trenchcoat, pulling out the small yet powerful black object that many smarks fear...THE SEAN O'HAIRE COLLECTION ON VHS~! AS screams in agony, shattering the windows on the house. Zack: This is great...You should see all these idiots CRYING and PLEADING for us to let C.C go...I mean Downhome...Spider...SweetsexyDiva...Caboose....EVERYONE! Choken: They hate us...But not as much as I hate them... Chosun: You know Choken...We never really went over WHAT exactly are our demands ya know... CWM: Yeah good point... Choken: True...SImple as it can be...Complete MOD powers...52% ownership of the board...Dame's Dog...Anything else? -------------------------------------- :::AM keeps sadly mumbling::: AM: Wait a sec, Dynamite is a cripple now. Screw that, I'm like Ric Flair. WHOOO! Thats what I'm talking about kid. Class. --------------------------------------- Zack:"I want Dames' TNA contact information. No more of this booking on a napkin shit with Russo. From now on I write the shows. AND THE DIATRIBES! IT'S ALL MINE!" ------------------------------ :::Sees Mario lying on the road in the fetal possition, promptly runs him over::: AM: Damn jobbers never want to lie with their backs to the mat! Always with the fetal possitions. Well THERE. Stick a fork in him, he's done, kiddo. ------------------------------ :::Choken One Is seen Sitting On the steps of C.C's Basement...Thinking to himself::: :::The Hostages are less restraintive and have relaxed::: :::Zack and Chosun one continue to read the reactions of the TSM board...Pleading for them to release C.C and the other guy::: :::CWM uses his Lumberjacking Skills and starts a Fire as there is no heat in C.C's basement::: :::Choken one Stands Up and walks over to C.C and slowly ungags her::: :::C.C coughs uncontroably::: C.C: What- Choken: Don't Speak. Look...We have nothing against you. It's just that...well...You are our PAWN for this game. Understand right? Look...Don't worry...YOu know Dames is in love with you and he'll do ANYTHING to save you...So Sit Back and relax and it'll be over very soon, honey. ::Bob stares intensely at Choken:: Choken: YOU! YOU FUCKING DIGUST ME. It's all YOUR fault this plan went to hell. Chosun: Choken...Look at this. Choken: I'll be back Bob...Yes...I got something planned for you. What is it CHOSUN? Chosun: Dames wants to meet you and you only. Choken: Ah look at little dames...Trying to fucking neogotiate. It's so cute...Tell him...No Game. Has he met the demands yet? Zack: Ownership of Board...His Diatribes...A Football Helmet of Cottage Cheese...Naked Picture of SPiderpoet...Yep. Made. Choken: Good...It's time for PHASE 2.

England 1 Paraguay 0 England looked a different class in the first half, but laboured a lot in the second, particularly when they went with Crouch as a sole striker.

I think it'll be tight, but Crouch and Owen to score in a 2-1 win.

CHAPTER 3 Choken and CWM walk from the door... Choken: What a idiot. All we had to do was follow the aroma of Pizza Hut Boxes and Naturally AS thinks it's Scott...So what do we do? He lagging us down from our C.C kidnapping? CWM: He'll figure it out... ANGLESAULT: SON OF A BITCH! That wasn't Scott Keith... Choken: Ah *slaps head* silly me...I read the Map backwards...His house is the other direction... Anglesault: *MUTTERS TO SELF* How is HE the leader...can't even read a fucking map! CWM: Just a few more hours Choken... :::The Gang Arrives at the Lawn of Candian Chick's Lawn in Coquitlam, B.C, Canada::: AngleSault: I CAN'T WAIT TO MEET SCOTT KEITH! Barron: Oh I know he is like mah IDOL! Choken: Can't we just Kill these two? CWM: Well sure but No one will cry about them... Choken: Damn True Point... Chosun: HEY! AS! Why don't you knock on the door... AngleSault: Really? COOL! :::kNOCKS Door::: :::Choken and CWM grab nearby Lead Pipes::: :::Door Opens and Beautiful Candian Chick opens it: AS: IT'S A GIRL! AHHH! OMG~! Wait...Aren't You... BARRON: Canadian CHICK! C.C: Yeah Sure... CHOSUN: NOW! :::Choken and CWM CONK The Idiot Twins::: and leave them on the steps::: :::CANDADIAN CHICK RUNS! TITIES JIGGLE! WHOO!: CHOKEN: YES! YES! YES! CWM: Umm...The plan? Choken: Oh yeah...CATCH CHOSUN! :::Chosun captures her and throws her into the Basement::: :::C.C is tied up to the Drain Pipes::: Choken: Perfect Execution. Now...All we have to do is Contact Dames and TSM will NEVER EVER be the same again... :::AS AND BARRON BARGE through the door::: Choken: Who fucking forgot to lock the door? Chosun: Whoops. AS: WHAT IS GOING ON HERE! THAT ISN'T Scott Keith... CWM: No Shit Sherlock. ::CLAPS:::CLAPS:::CLAPS Echo in the basement...As all Five men Turn slowly... It's the Suave and Slick ZACK MALIBU! Malibu: Great Job, Guys... AS: What the fuck are YOU doing here? :::Zack Hugs the Other A Teamers::: Choken: Haven't you figured it out yet AngleSault? You were NEVER the 4th Man...or was your boyfriend Bob...Don't you remember the Pilot? :::AS HAS FLASH BACK OF THE PILOT...IT WAS ZACK!::: AS: YOU MEAN...HE WAS HERE THE WHOLE TIME? YOU SON OF A BITCH! Choken: Don't Worry AS...You can sit right next to C.C here and watch her squirm for our gain... CWM:Tonight...We take over TSM. Dames WILL submit to our demands...because he would never want this beautiful creature here to perish... Chosun: Don't forget Bob is his TnA taper... Choken: Exactly...and we all know Dames has the hots for C.C...However...YOU anglesault...have nothing to offer and thus you aren't worth ANYTHING to us tonight... AS: YOU WILL PAY FOR THIS DAMN IT! PAY! PAY! Choken: Aw this is already boring the shit out of me...Chosun...Waste him. :::CHOSUN smacks the cold hard lead pipe into AS's Cranium::: :::AS Lays Lifeless but alive::: Choken: Let's Get this started... -------------------------------- :::Finding that the A-Team is in Canada the true vetran steps out of his house. 1994 PWI magazine in his hand, chomping on a cigar. Ahh Calgary Alberta, now where could they be?::: :::AM mumbles to himself as he walks through the Calgary airport::: AM: They always go to see Canadian Chick, "shes hot" they say, well come on Choken, we all know I'm your favorite Canadian. :::A youngster walks by and glares at AM::: AM: Ehhh kid, want an autograph from your favorite board member? Remembering the good ole days with Savage and Steamboat? I have a promo pic and a sha....rpie. :::The kid runs screaming down the hall::: AM: Dammit they just dont respect true class anymore. :::Back to the hunt:::

To be fair, it did get a lot better when I started writing it.

Damn straight!

If you're gonna miss your keeper for one game, make it against T&T. England kick off in a few hours. Much as the pessimist in me wants to think we'll draw, I think we'll win. It's gonna be hell in the mid-day sun against Paraguay though. The players seemed to tire a fair bit against Jamaca last week.

TSM doesn't deserve a wikiedia entry. Who's gonna read it apart from idiots here who want to wallow in their own imprtance. If it was a spoof entry, then maybe. But not a serious one.

That is one scary looking man. EDIT: Roth looks like a character from A Mighty Wind.

It's also, in theory, a reserve player for every position on the pitch. So If both your strikers or both your full backs need to come off, you have replacements.

Chapter 2 fter Sending Old Man Henderson to the farm and Dames is ambushed and sent back to NYC... THE A-TEAM sit in the Jet and scheme the plan of RUIN! CWM: It's clear...We can't execute this plan unless we employ a 4th Man... Choken: Yeah but Who... Chosun: No Idea.. :::A toilet flushes and out steps a shadow of a Man::: Choken: How the fuck did you get on our plane Anglesault? AngleSault: Well...Barron is on good terms with Dames so he snuck me in here while you guys ate his cookies... CWS: Well...What are you doing here? Chosun: This is A-Team Business. Anglesault: Well...Truth be told...I've heard about your DIABOLICAL intentions and hell..I want in on it. Choken: You want to be #4? A.S: I'm best choice. CWM: I dunno...Ya know his ego will try to take us over... Chosun: Well...Its only a matter of time before you two kill each other over leadership... Choken: Whadda mean? I'm overall leader here... CWM: Really...Heh...I wasn't aware of that I thought we were TEAM. A.S: Calm down fellas...Let's just work on this plan... ::CHOKEN ONE STANDS UP TO A.S:: CHOKEN: OUR RULES...OUR TURF...OUR GAME...Understood? AngleSault: Yeah, Understood. Damn Freaking Understood. On the plane: Pilot: Sorry guys, but I'm gonna have to land this thing. I'm picking up some sort of reading. AngleSault: Damn, I was looking forward to meeting Scott Keith today. They look out the window and see a strange floating cloud type thing. They all immediately think that it's the Beast's ghost, but it turns out that it's an arm off the William Regal doll. Choken: How did that get there? Barron walks out the toilet, a ragged PWI Regal special in his hands. Barron: Hi guys. I heard you needed a 4th man. Well, I'm here. Anglesault: Hey, I'm the fourth man! The plane lands ... :::Angle Sault and Barron are bickering down on the Air way::: Choken: Just great How did these 2 assholes get into this gig... CWM: At least we didn't tell them the true plan... Chosun: That was a good Choken...Making them think we're in Canada to Meet Scott Keith so he can take over the board just like OLD DAYS! Choken: Hey...They are the rubes that fell for it CWM: So...What do we do? Send them towards SK and say we'll meet them later? Choken: Nah...Bring them with us...BID THEIR BLOOD. When we get too our location...He-He...A.S will BURST into tears... CWM: Exactly...When he sees that Beautiful godness all chained and gagged...He'll break into fucking pieces...This will be the greatest day in TSM history... CHOSUN: WHOO! Choken: Just think about it...Who is the most COVETED player around here? Exactly...Canadian Chick. CWM: Such a Shame She has to be used as a Pawn in our sick web of deceit... Anglesault: All right well...Let's get going...SK is a busy guy you know... Choken: Yeah...Good Point AS... ---------------------- ::Elsewhere, Mario forms the C-Team which is only big enough for his ego, so he is kicked out of his own team right away!:: ----------------------- Meanwhile: Choken: And you're sure this is Keith's house?! Anglesault: Well, yea, look at all the Pizza Hut boxes Choken: True -rings doorbell which sings "whoo" Anglesault: Aw, for the love of - Scott, Hi

Chapter 1 Barron: Hey, it's my life-size naked William Regal doll ... I mean, his life-size naked William Regal doll. :::Meanwhile Choken One and CWM are in the kitchen making Sandwiches::: CWM: mayo? Gross Choken; What? I like Mayo fuck you CWM: Freak. Choken: Did CHOSUN do that thing? CWM: What thing? Choken: The thing... CWM: What Fucking Thing? Choken: The fucking thing... CWM: What the fuck? Thing? What Thing? Choken: The thing with the box... CWM: Yeah...God That shit was gross. :::Chosun Arrives::: CWM: Hey...Good job on the thing... Chosun: Glad to make you happy sir... Choken: That reminds me...Dames wanted me to send him that Life Size Regal Nude Doll for Barron's birthday...You sent it right CHOSUN? CWM: Heh Chosun:...Nude Doll? Choken: Yeah... Chosun: Umm.... CHoken: What? Cwm: Ah SHIT! ::Else wheres in NYC::: :::Dames rubs his Dog's Rosco's head after an long night of fun and walks to the door for the Mail:: :::A Box Is sitting on the porch:: Dames: A Box? Ah Must be The Doll Choken Sent... :::Opens Box::: DAMES: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! SHIT! SHIT! OH MY FUCKING GOD! AHHH!!!! HELP! AW FUCK! :::At TSM HeadQuarters::: :::Choken, CWM and CHOSUN sit in a office::: Choken: Good Going CHOSUN. Your incompentence FUCKED us. HARD. CHOSUN: LOOK! I AM SO SO SO SORRY! :::CRIES::: CWM: LITTLE BITCH! Where did it say in the A-TEAM handbook that you could cry? :::Dames walks in the office...dressed to the dimes::: Dames: All right boys...straight to the point. WHAT THE HELL was *THAT* shit with the fucking box? Choken: Well...CHOSUN here made a *little* mistake and ummm...sent the wrong box. It was meant for Anglesault.. Dames: Well...That was just creepy motherfucking shit right there ya know... CWM: We realize that sir and we regret you had to see it... Dames: Luckily...The poor boy's parents decided NOT to press charges against TSM. HOWEVER! CHOKEN...CWM...CHOSUN...YOU ALL ARE ON PROBATION! CHOKEN: WHAT? Aw fuck...that's bullshit. Dames: You see that sign on the door? UNFUCKWITHABLE. Now get the fuck out of my building. ----------------------- :::A-Team boards the TSM privite Jet::: Chosun: What Now? CWM: Blood... Choken: Chaos... CWM: War... Choken:....Revenge. Chosun: How you figure that? CWM: You'll see... Choken: This will be the greatest and most tragic occurance in TSM History... CWM: It's about to go all out...Are you ready CHOSUN? Chosun: Hell Yeah Choken: Good...Hey pilot...Change of plans...We're going to Canada. --------------------- Meanwhile somewhere in Canada ... The Ghost of the Beast begins to haunt the dreams of the A-Team. CHOSUN: I wet the bed Choken: You always wet the bed CHOSUN: Did you have the same dream? Choken: Yea, the one where the girl comes into your room and you feel all special? CHOSUN: Hey, don't spoil it for the rest of us. A creak in the floorboards is heard and they both hide under the covers. It's turns out it's only Dames. Dames: Hey guys, anyone want any UNFUCKWITHABLE cookies that I baked. Here .. -drops plate - Holy Shit, what is that? Expecting the worst, CHOSUN and Choken turn slowly around only to see old man Henderson pumping iron.

The Saga Prologue :::Choken One and CWM stroll into the room: :::Fook sits still and puts his chest on D as CO and CWM stalk around the chair:: :::CWM nods to CO: :CO walks over to Fook's Chair and lifts it up and escorts Fook out:: CWM: Good Job Choke Choke: When will these punks ever learn? :::Fook bangs on the door sobbing begging for re-admitance::: CHOKE: FUCK OFF. Go post whore around and MAYBE we'll speak again. :Steps over Saturnmark::: Look you want to join the A-Team? You see that door right there that says "COBAINWASMURDERED" with the nifty little fucking star...Talk to him...He'll get you MADE. Since Me and CWM decided to UNITE and OWN your asses... Currently...We have only 24 A-TEAM members...It's an EXCLUSIVE club... The rest of the board breaks down into B TEAM C TEAM D TEAM F TEAM and Incomplete Team Caboose...You fall in the B team. Good Place to be and your like a Outfielder in the Cincinnati Reds Minors farm...Bound to get called up to the show... Adam: I will now, and will forever be known as 'The Chosun One', Blue Chipper of the A-Team. My inner CWM and my outer Choken are being shown. Hey, seeing as we are the A-Team, who is our fourth member? Choken One: The fourth Member is Secrectly training in the depths of the Rocky Mountains hidden under surface preparing to ABSOLVE the sins of the posters whom have lost the way. Remember, Channel your energies and CALL out the spirit of CWM and Choken One. :::Phone Rings::: Choken one: Hello, Welcome to A-Team Productions FOOK(digused as Beast): I wanna buy 4 of your tapes Choken: The Training tapes or the secrect A.S/Dames Gay Tryst special edition? Fook: Umm...Both. Choken: Good Choice Sir. I will need some infomation before I place your order... Fook: Erm...Sure. Choken: What's your Post Name? Fook: Fo...Umm...Murmuring Beast. Choken: Who? Fook: Murmuring Beast? U know him? I mean me? Choken:.....SURE! Of course. I'll need your Credit Card Number and that would be all sir. Fook: BEEP. (Edited for Security reasons) Choken: (Thinks to self...Idiot Wanna bes) Thank You very much sir and don't forget WE here at A Team Productions love you much...Please enjoy your day. :::Choken One Hangs Phone Up:::: Choken: This shit is too easy... ---------------------------------------- In Ohio...In Choken One's Backyard...Poolside. Two God Sculptured Messiahs sip Mai-Tais as an young man fluffs their towels... CWM: Ah...This is the life Choken... Choken: Yep...Yep...a nice change of scenario from the Trees right? CWM: Indeed my Post Whoreing partner...Thanks for flying me out here on That Privite Jet of yours. The "SERVICE" was incredible. Choken: All right...I gotta tell the truth...That wasn't on my accord..I charged it to TSM'S personal card. Dames gave me EXCLUSIVE use of the card. CWM: Who else deserves it more BABY!?! Choken: Seriously...We really gotta do something about this 4th Member deal... CWM: Yeah...I still don't know about the CHOSUN ONE over there... Choken: Eh...He mastered the art of CWMOSITY and CHOKETALITY. He is a worthy inclusion. CWM: Yea...No question but I just don't know about those spots on his Ass cheek... Choken: Yeah...I had those same Qualms So I flew out Dr. Tom and had him check CHOSUN ONE out...He's clean. CWM: You do know that he isn't a REAL doctor right? Choken:.....Yeah. CWM: Cool. So yeah I have NO idea who should be the the 4th guy... Choken: I say we have a TALENT show and let these fuckers entertain us and then we'll draw a name out of the hat... CWM: Works for me. :::CHOKEN AND CWM laugh as CHOSUN ONE LEAPS nakedily into the large pool:: -------------------------------------- :::Choken One is Stoned Face::: Beast: I love you Chokey... :::CWM arrives with CHOSUN ONE behind him::: Beast: Oh Hello Guys...Umm...You guys want A beer or something? Choken: CHOSUN...Do you job. Chosun: Yes, I shall showcase the lessons I've learned of CWMOSITY and CHOKETALITY. :::CHOSUN fakes a right Punch as Beast ducks and chuckles and looks up as CHOSUN elbows him in the eye::: CHOSUN: Now What? CWM: Hog-Tie him and send him to Anglesault...A.S is good people. CHOSUN: YES SIR. Choken: Good...Let's go to the Strip Club Fellas...I'm feeling Generous tonight...I might even bring my 5's... :::Time passes::: :::CHOSUN ONE PIMP SLAPS BEAST::: Chosun one: Don't you realize YOUR TYPE OF PEOPLE aren't allowed around us...I earned my spot damn it...You ARE NOT worthy of groveling for their attention... ------------------------------------------------------- :::CHOKEN, CWM AND CHOSUN are seen on a Yacht eating Lobster::: CWM: Little Dry Don't you think? Choken: Eh...Mine's good Chosun: I hate to bring up business but what do we do with that fucking beast bitch? CWM: Young Prodigy...I thought you shipped him to AS? CHOSUN: I did...A.S sent it back...He was busy with Barron... Choken: Damn. I knew he liked Dwarfs... CWM:Well...Can't we just kill him? CHOSUN: I thought about that but Dames said MAIMING of fellow Posters is a MAJOR no-no. Choken:Well...We're screwed. CHOSUN: Why don't we let the kid in and end this shit? CWM&CHOKEN: GET THE FUCK OFF OUR YACHT! GET YOUR ASS BACK TO THE BASEMENT AND RE-EVALUATE YOUR A-TEAM HANDBOOK! Chosun: Sorry... :::CHOSUN curses at himself as he runs away::: :::AngleSault wakes up to the sound of the doorbell ringing::: A.S walks out of his bedroom in his black sweats and softly turns on Aerosmith and goes to the door and sees a BOX sitting there... Barron walks out of the bedroom shortly after that... A.S stares at the box... BARRON: OHHHH WHAT'S IN THE FUUCCCKING BOX?! To be continued...

Ecuador are doing better (and Poland worse) than I expected. Although both could probably give Germany a good run for their money.

Germany win 4-2, but it wasn't a convincing win. Cost Rica look pretty poor, but even so they caused the Germans a fair few problems. The Germans defence is definitely suspect. I think the Germans will top the group and probably get to the quarter finals (and from then on, who knows?), but they don't really deserve to.

She has a life?

cassock

NB, Brazil this year may be similar in hype to Puskas' Hungary and Cruyff's Holland, neither of who won the tournament.

Yeah, Argetina I think were favoured ahead of Brazil. However, I can't remember a team being such overwhelming favourites as Brazil are this year. In other news, Cisse is out of the World Cup after breaking his leg. The slow motion of it is not for the squemish.

+10 pts for the find -20 pts for searching for Leena on Google

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