I'm straightedge, you drug addict. Hoe I am an idiot?
We've got a hoe! Sweet, you charge $2.50 or is the buy one get one free special still on? My cat needs some tender lovin'.
Actually, "ho" is the accepted shortened form of whore. a hoe is a garden implement.
Handy, I have been gardening....
And I've been fucking whores.