The Ill One

I think it's two hours but I may have pulled that out of my ass and fuck Shane's schemes, Billings is one brilliant fucker.

Doesn't help that it was short enough of a fight where we can't really judge, if nothing else he had some power in those hands.

Yeah, I know about the PRIDE buy-out but I'm still curious who's next to debut. It'd be delicious if Fedor was the next to join the ranks.

So who's next to make the jump into the octagon?

Christ, I've never loathed Chuck or anything but I've never been his biggest fan- I'm glad I bought the PPV and even more glad I get to throw the main event results in a lot of fuckers' faces.

I'm going to be ordering this one tonight and after numerous debates with people I'm still backing Jackson- but, really, I'm just hoping this fight (hell, the others too) are entertaining. For shits and giggles: Next-to-Uninformed Prediction- Jackson versus Liddell- Jackson, I'm thinking a TKO in the second round (he catches Chuck and pounces on him for the stoppage) Martin versus Salaverry- I'm pretty ambivalent towards this one but I'll go with Salaverry. Burkman versus Parisyan- I'm pretty damn biased towards The Heat. Jardine versus Alexander- Jardine. Starnes versus Leben- Hopefully Starnes since I can't stand Leben. Silva versus Irvin- I don't have a preference or thought as to who wins, I'm just hoping it'll be enteratining. Salmon versus Belcher- Belcher and, if we're lucky enough, maybe Salmon will eat another kick to knock him out, leaving another segment for the highlight reels. Thomas versus Stephens- Din. Marerro versus Gouveia- Here's where that whole uninformed thing comes into play, I don't know much about Marerro.

That first round was pretty damn entertaining, it's a shame with that elbow to the back of the head and Cole not taking his time to recover. The lil' fight at the house was pretty funny since Sims figured it was a good way to "showcase some of his skills." Kind've wished his arm got broken but instead we got Noah's gash... close enough.

Claudette brought by something of Gilroy's as an excuse to check up on her after seeing her upset at the station. She told her about Vic and then Shane showing up with Claudette saying there wouldn't be any issues, which was followed by a conversation about their kids. Hernan didn't show up at the meeting with the federal agent freaking out about him not answering the phone until Vic reassures him it was a secure operation.

I'm back for the record, it didn't take nearly as long as I had planned.

Fair enough, I might try to write because turns out it'll be closer to a month than a week or so.

That sucks to hear, JRR, but it's cool- I'm still up for the match long as To-Sly's cool with that. * After this Storm I'll need an undetermined amount of shows off (hopefully only two or three). So. I suppose you could kill off IL and JRR, it's not like I can't pull some strings with Dace Night and get resurrected again. Edit: * Actually, I guess it'd be pretty pointless to have the match, so yeah, still their call.

That Duggan/Storm match is one of the funniest things in wrestling I've watched, solely for Heenan laughing at varying degrees for every little comment. ("He was a former Heavyweight US Champion." "HAHAHAHAHA!" "Learned that at college." "Ah-ahahahahaha!")

Damn, another good episode for this week, it's amusing that Hyiatt was able to pull enough strings to get "face time" with Hernan when Dutch was telling him it was useless. Plus Billings pretty much solves the case himself, which was rather amusing. Shane's fucked, though, I'm still undecided if he'll truly survive through the season or not.

I really, really regret readin' those spoilers but at the same time- not at all. G'damn.

"I wasn't disappointed in myself..." Bullshit. Man, it was great to hear the countless screams by BJ Penn to go for the takedown only to see Wang eat another jab. I'd also like to say that the Butters analogy fit so well for Weems and I'm amazed some people voted that they believed Sims was telling the truth.

"Don't forget the footstomp!"

"No, sorry, I don't have any change..." "God bless you, sir." "Oh God, now I feel bad!" Also loved the chained up Hobo- "Change? ....Change? ...Is that some spare change?"

"Well, he's a dick... a talented dick, but a dick."

To second Zyon, I'll finish up IL/HDK in the No DQ.

Edit: Nix that thought, for no-show insurance (read: won't screw anyone over with one) I'll take Johnathan Clarke. Edit (Yes, again): I'm makin' it No DQ for my own entertainment's sake.

This is quickly becoming my favorite season, especially with an episode like this. "I'd like to start by saying I'm really, really sorry..." I totally forgot about Gray's existence until Manny did the Half Baked "Fuck you, fuck you, you're cool, fuck you, and I'm out!" Edit: Oh yeah and "All I'm thinking is... imagine if that had been the jovelin."

Mackie.

Actually I lied, Butters' "But my penis never comes out of its pants except sometimes when I wear pajamas!"

That was pretty bad, though the "esse" thing was amusing... that's about it, though.

Man, I'm glad that I don't gamble, god damn. I have to admit that I'm disappointed I missed it but even just reading about the main event was crazy.