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  1. OoC: So, for the record, there was once a time when Flesher and IL were drinking buddies during both their "run-o'-evil" (Durandal and Black Plague)... so there's a reminder so it's not -that- random. -- -- The Estádio Jornalista Mário Filho is relatively empty with the exception of staff already bustling about to help organize things for the upcoming Storm from the wake of From the Fire and perhaps a few wrestlers who deliberately arrive early, such as Insane Luchador. He stands isolated in center of the ring, absorbing the view of the empty chairs surrounding him, and can’t help but to recall the painful highlights of the All-Show Ironman match, leaving him beaten and battered, mentally and psychically. Now he finds his mind racing at a million miles an hour with thought after thought as he tries to therapeutically sort it all out inside that squared circle, alone. Insane Luchador begins to pace and begins to speak out loud, “God, shit has really changed but some things never will…” while he surveys the ring, walking along the edge of the ring, hand brushing against the top rope. “Some things will never change… but what the hell is there to change anymore, anyway? Zyon hasn’t shown one fuckin’ instance of respect and neither has the rest of the federation; I’m still just drifting along. He’s forgotten my past, hasn’t he, he had to, or maybe he’s not aware of my past. Maybe he and everybody else has forgotten who I am, what my name means ,” he barks the end of the spiel loudly, listening to it bounce against the walls, and echoing right back at him without any response, as if it’s all fallen onto deaf ears once again. He shakes his head and reaches one of the turnbuckles as he slowly hoists himself to sit on the top turnbuckle, staring down at the canvas below. “Or,” Luchador mumbles while rolling a sore shoulder, “Maybe my name has never meant anything at all…” His mind continues to race while fidgeting with his hands until he hears a familiar voice from behind. “You know, Rickmen, they say you’re crazy and it’s times like now that I’m inclined to agree,” Flesher replies with a forced grin as Luchador quickly turns his head to see him standing at ringside with a chair by his side. He points to the chair and the Superior One simply laughs while shaking his head. “What kind of a threat is a chair to you anyway? Besides, these babies don’t plant themselves, you know,” he jokingly says while getting down to one knee to slowly slide it underneath the ring. “Now Excalibur,” he says as he stands back up to look at Rickmen, “is your own damn job, which you seem to do well at, for the record.” Finally a genuine grin comes across Luchador’s face before he admits, “I try, Tom, I try.” “Yeah, I know, just not hard enough sometimes according to you,” Flesher says, still awkwardly staring up at Rickmen perched on the turnbuckle. Finally the Ill One hops down and grabs the top rope with one hand to vault down to ringside near him. “Well,” IL replies and hesitates before asking, “Are you saying that in agreement?” Flesher pauses, looking Luchador square in the eyes, and opens his mouth before stopping yet again. His hand reaches up to scratch at the back of his neck before his eyes wander down to the ring mats where he uses his shoes to break up a dirt stain, only to make it worse. He shrugs at the efforts, hey, he did try (and the union needs their work) before he realizes Luchador hasn’t broken eye contact. “That’s not reassuring,” IL flatly says. “Look, Rickmen, we go back, you know that and I know that.” Luchador nods before replying, “Hell, I still enjoy a nice Black Mist occasionally.” Flesher nearly cringes at the reminder of their old drink combination, Sprite and Jagermeister, before recalling Luchador’s drinking binge… which led to his alleged demise. “Yeah, I know.” He looks back into Luchador’s wary eyes before shaking his head. “What?” “What, what?” Flesher says before he realizes he keeps a bad poker face. “Look, I’m only going to say all this because, amazingly enough, you’ve never asked for any favors since I’ve had any control over things. Hell, I don’t think you’ve asked for any favors, ever. So I’ll try to just give you the blunt truth and cut the usual bullshit, alright?” Luchador nods and takes a step closer to Flesher with his head slightly tilted to the side in curiosity. “Andrew, you’ve been around for a long, long time, everybody knows that. You have had a long, long time to climb up the ladder to the top, in the JL and the WF. Sure, you had a nice run with the JL World Title at some point and I guess you have held a fair share of WF belts, just without any real memorable runs. No offense,” he quickly adds. The Ill One simply grunts and waves his hand to dismiss the comment in Tom’s cue to continue. “Everybody has their limits. Hell, I’ll let you in on a little secret- I have mine, ask Magnifico,” he lightly continues while trying to choose his words wisely since an unstable Rickmen is, well, an unstable Rickmen. “What I’m trying to say is that you’ve had a lot of time to improve, to change, Andrew, to evolve with the times… and you have, in the little ways. You’ve cleaned up your striking and you seem to have a wider arsenal of moves but at the end of the day, you’re still Insane Luchador. Perhaps that’s a good thing, perhaps it’s a bad thing. I mean, what’s your record?” IL’s eyes narrow. “Fuck if I know, what’s your record?” He defensively shoots back at Flesher, who seems to take slight offense. Tom tries to dig up that bit of trivia that was once deeply engrained in his mind before giving up. “I’m not too sure anymore but I don’t need statistics to show I’m one of the best to ever step foot into that ring.” “Cut the bullshit.” “Then don’t get bitchy with me, Rickmen, I don’t have to be here being your adviser, your shrink,” Flesher shoots back before calming down. “Just keep listening to what I have to say, alright?” He grudgingly nods. “So you’ve been around for a long time and I suppose you have the potential to stay around for a lot longer, but probably not at the speed you’ve been going at. It’ll all catch up to you eventually, Andrew, whether it’s when you’re thirty or fifty, it doesn’t matter. I just don’t want you to end up being one of those guys not remembering what day of the week it is or needing a cane to just get around. Look it’s no secret that we’re in a drought, everyone and their grandparents know that much. So I’m saying this in all honesty, because we need people in that squared circle, maybe it’s time to… well, you know.” Luchador knows but still asks, “What?” Flesher stares into Luchador’s face in an attempt to read him but the Ill One seems surprising serene, with the exception of his fiery eyes, which actually reassures the Superior One. “What? To quit, to call it quits, Tom? It’s pretty damn tempting, it’s actually really fuckin’ tempting and maybe you’re right, maybe you’re right,” Rickmen begins on a tangent at a frantic speed. “I’ve had all the time in the world to become someone and it just seems like I’ve been slipping downhill, I feel like a fuckin’ shell of my former self, you know? Dropping old opponents’ names, dropping old spots, and trying to remind motherfuckers what I have done in the past to ignore the present, yeah we know it.” He pauses and watches Flesher raises his eyebrows at the “we” before he quickly says, “The Royal We, Tom.” He simply smirks with a nod and takes a step at Rickmen, cautiously putting a hand on his shoulder, hoping it won’t set Luchador off anymore because, really, he doesn’t feel like tossing his old friend over in an Exploder. “Rickmen, I like you, you’ve been and most likely will still be a huge pain in the ass sometimes but I like you, alright? Here’s what I’m trying to say and you know what? I’ll use a phrase I’ve heard you drop a few times- it’s time to step down or throw down.” He gives a slight nod and finally turns around to part ways and Luchador stands absolutely still with those words echoing in his mind- It’s time to step down or throw down.
  2. The Ill One

    Grand Theft Auto IV

    Wait, are they actually making a second Manhunt?
  3. The Ill One

    Storm Comments for 3/21

    That's actually a more in-depth story than I expected, does anybody else even comment about it anymore? By the way I actually read the main event (I mean to get to the rest soon) and I liked it a lot 'cept the "WC: CAW CAW Crowd: CAW CAW" part.
  4. The Ill One

    SWF From The Fire Card

    Well, when Stephens and I did it (well, it was competitive but we wrote it the same way) it was segments placed at our request between matches. But I guess this one could start in the ring until the first fall and either have us shoo'ed into the back or inevitably spill into the crowd, I figure the latter. But, yeah, it'd be cool if we could somehow tie something together (probably just a small spot of a desperate sprint, which Tom actually threw out as an idea) since the last segment would be after the match, before the main event (I guess). Edit: I just read the "end of the sub-main event," that does kinda' mess things up unless I didn't read it correctly.
  5. The Ill One

    Storm Comments for 3/21

    I'm going to read the show in a second but congrats to W&D and Wildchild, just out of curiousity- why the love for teal?
  6. The Ill One

    Storm Predictions

    We'll strike again, damn it! (Whether Taamo likes it or not)
  7. The Ill One

    So.

    We'd (yes, I was a dick and just spoke for one of the mods) edit it, good sir. Edit: I might just edit mine anyway, even if this falls flat on its face.
  8. The Ill One

    So.

    We could keep the older ones that are helpful but I figured that we could throw together some new ones. Personally I'd like to rewrite mine about avoiding being burnt out since, well, the first one blew and some of the advice isn't that great anyway... which defeats the entire purpose of it all. It could be beneficial for those who come browsin' the federation (assuming people are/will at all).
  9. The Ill One

    Storm Predictions

    Oh yeah, I'm pretty sure when I first joined the ML that at least three people had a Papa Roach song. Wow. (Guilty of that too... damn). Well, I guess it beats "It's My Life" for that fear-inducing badass Silencer. Edit: "Last Resort," "Closer," or "Dig" were my worst choice in theme songs... that I can remember.
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    Storm Predictions

    More or less, I don't I ever had... but I've also had a catalouge of God-awful songs for entrance music. I just remember ever PPV Theme Song suggestion was simply, "War Pigs" or the alternative, "War Pigs!" Didn't we use it once?
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    Hey! This is relevant again!

    Like I said, not too many people said it better than Edwin. I know you're lurkin' somewhere, Edwin, wishin' you could get those bloody stubs for fingers again.
  12. The Ill One

    Storm Predictions

    Also every PPV suggestion theme. Without sounding too sappy, it's nice seein' you back, man.
  13. The Ill One

    Storm Comments for 3/7

    So I intend to thoroughly read the in a bit and comment, though the road to hell is paved with good intentions, whether it's OoC or as "that random fucker," who knows. But. I feel the need to sympathize for Stephens for the first half I wrote and props for him "Stephensizing" it... I was focusing way too hard on too many potential storyline moments then realized it already had nearly hit 3k with really not -that- much action. The man works miracles, I tell you.
  14. The Ill One

    Storm Predictions

    Xero, you tease. MAIN EVENT - TAG TEAM ACTION! Asia Underground vs. Zyon and Alan Clark Oh, Zyon, you kept gettin' thrown into wacky tacky tag matches. Nah, I like the idea of Clark/Zyon, so I'll go with them. STREET FIGHT OF NO PARTICULAR IMPORT Michael Stephens vs. Johnny Dangerous Special Guest Commentator: Landon Maddix ~Should be entertaining either way. NON-TITLE CRUISERWEIGHT MATCH Wildchild © vs. JJ Johnson ~Dub-Cee. SINGLES MATCH OF TAG TEAM IMPORT "Cadillac" Calvin Szechstein vs. MANSON ~MANSON HARDCORE MATCH Xero vs. Insane Luchador ~I'm going for Xero and "War Pigs" better play when he wins.
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    Storm Predictions

    MAIN EVENT - SWF WORLD CRUISERWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP Wildchild © vs. "Cadillac" Calvin Szechstein ~Gotta' go with Dub-Cee. TAG TEAM MASHUP Insane Luchador and Michael Stephens (with Landon Maddix at ringside) vs. Zyon and Akira Kaibatsu (with Michael Cross) ~Normally I predict myself but, hey, Stephens is on my team. HARDCORE CHAMPIONSHIP Jimmy the Doom © vs. Manson ~I'm thinkin' Doom's unstoppable unless the true MANSONOSITY~! is unleashed. SINGLES ACTION Zack Malibu vs. Xero ~(Y)~! at Xero.
  16. The Ill One

    Skull Radio~!

    Nice show. I did write the IL interview and, for the record, I took JJ off a balcony onto a car... now as terrible as that sounds for the marker it was between that and JJ makin' the roof fall onto Luchador. "And that's how you make a Rubber Ducky match innovative and exciting." Beautiful quote.
  17. The Ill One

    Re-Using Losing Matches

    See, even with the spots I've re-used I'll at least tweak with the wording (beyond replacing the names) if I'm really desperate but usually I'll try to stray from that too. It's not even that I have anything against it, really, it just never seemed like a great idea for me at the time. But. There's still one spot that I'll continually re-use until it wins, damn it... it's not that original, hell, I think it's the ending of Ultimo/Mysterio at WWIII, but I love writing it.
  18. The Ill One

    Re-Using Losing Matches

    I've always been too insecure about my losing shit to reuse majority of it. Actually, all things considered, there's only a handful of spots that I've reused before. I'm more curious who watches a match and then throws it straight into theirs?
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    Skull Radio - February 25, 2007

    "He's a happy guy now..." No, Taamo, I'm not... you wouldn't understand me, man. I'm all angsty and rebellious and high and shit... none of you understand! (See, here's where I say it's a joke since, you know, people would prefer to cling onto old memories and assume I'm serious about that. So, having said that, it was a joke, a ha-ha). But seriously, when did the whole "Phantasmo" argument happen? I know what the theory is but I don't know any of the details or the catalyst for it.
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    Is it my imagination...

    Now, now... it's your fault that I have a fixed height and now have -finally- aged, Stephens. Besides, I figure once you no-sell death that everything else doesn't need to make much sense.
  21. The Ill One

    Skull Radio - February 25, 2007

    Another nice, entertaining show. And yes, yes I was, like, 13 when I named Insane Luchador... I'm pretty sure I thought Luchador just meant "high flier" in general. So. Y'know. But lookin' forward to next week. Edit: "Whose gay ass ringtone was that?" "It's probably Alan's." "It's not mine." "It's certainly not mine..." By the way, "Skull Radio: Storm Loves the Cock" if it's a disappointment.
  22. The Ill One

    "The Devil and Mr. Williams"

    Hey, at least the thread's subtitle fit quite nicely. But seriously though, it's nice to have you back, Williams. Now how about an elbows-only match between you and JJ Johnson?
  23. The Ill One

    Your Five Favorite Anything

    Songs listened to more than once tonight- Black Dog- Led Zeppelin Backstreets- Bruce Springsteen My Back Pages- The Tribute Show Version Touch Me- The Doors Artificial Life- Operation Ivy (yeah, seems out of place)
  24. The Ill One

    UFC 68- 03/03/07

    That pretty much sums up my stance, either way Mirko will wreck one of them eventually.
  25. The Ill One

    Storm Predictions

    Showing goal rate: 72.7%: Perhaps it will happen and I hope it does (I hope to contribute to that percent). MAIN EVENT Landon Maddix, #1 Contender to the SWF World Championship, vs. Tracey "Big Bully" Bruner ~Maddix. SUB-MAIN - With prizes for all! Alan Clark © vs. Michael Stephens ~Like said on Skull Radio, a lot of it is if I can figure out if Stephens could want the title. That doesn't mean he'd automatically get the win and I figure this one will be MOTN. TEXAS TORNADO THREE-WAY MATCH The Cadillac Boys vs. Insane Luchador and Jimmy the Doom vs. Asia Underground ~Gotta' go with the Cadillac Boys. PURE RULES JJ Johnson vs. Zyon ~I'll go with Zyon. HARDCORE THREE WAY DANCE Ricky Barbosa vs. Matt "Insert Gimmick Here" Myers (with James "Insert Adjunct Gimmick Here" Matheson) vs. Manson ~Who knows, this is Blank's home but Barbosa insists he'll show, so don't count him out by a long shot.
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