The Kid

SONOVA BITCH! Fuck...my friend hasnt called, probably wont, I'm gonna be stuck at home all night. This sucks, I'm the biggest loser. Time to get drunk by myself.

Well at least I got a bit of a mention.

I've mumbled that song so many years now.

Those plastic cases that they package EVERYTHING in now that you can not for the life of you get it open without a knife. I don't see the point, it wastes plastic and time!

A new sig for the new year. HOOOORAY! *Flair strut.*

This is disgusting.

How did I miss this entire thread?

I think I'm gonna be taking the ole nerdmover tonight, don't feel like getting in an accident or pulled over at a checkstop.

Well good news, I've suddenly found two or three parties, now it depends on which one I want to go to. Hip hip hooray...now I just need to figure out transportation.

Wow, I was reading the first post and it seems like an assignment I'd get in English. Fakes news flows naturally, you can't force it.

I let them pass, then quickly get behind them and tailgate for about ten minutes myself.

The fact that many guys used to be able to get over with only ring work, now you cant make it to the big time unless you can work the mic. It's bullshit, what happened actions being louder than words?

I don't get it, not feelin' it.

Dont make me roll around in the grass with the hose!

Aww man... RIP

Nooo!!! It's so cold, but yet so erotic.

Oh man I used to get that, get contacts. Not having plans on New Years Eve because all the parties are cancelled cuz people don't want their house destroyed. I just want to drink and have a good time...I wont steal shit or break stuff, let me in!

I was just thinking how we should have a mod appreciation day. Or a ME~! appreciation day...

MMM...physics.

Basically a recent daily conversation with one of my best friends: Girl:"Aww...I'm so depressed, everyone bugs me about breaking up with Steve." Me:"It was a fuckin week ago, get over it! You dumped him...gahh!!" Girl:"You don't understand, I knew he was going to dump me, I just...I *sigh*" Me:"SHUT UP!!!!"

Hey, Malibu...could you change my name back to "The Kid" please? I could post it in the official thread but...fuck it.

I'm thinkin tha Malibu is one of the biggest pimps I've ever met...I'm impressed.

I think my friends are gettin sick of my pity party. It's a good party tho...and I have a keg.

I wish Edge would get well soon.

My friends are fuckin douche bags.