MarvinisaLunatic

He's got a nagging leg/knee/hamstring injury..still want him? See, he's a Cub already. Except that hes playing through it and hasnt missed a game in like 6 years or something (950 games or so straight)

He's got a nagging leg/knee/hamstring injury..still want him?

The Os suck. Damn do they ever suck. Oh, and for what its worth, WLW is on XM (173, 2 down from HomePlate) for some reason.

Sweetnorthernsaint..no money on it though and Im watching cause its in HD.

Its a sad day in TSM history or something.. Someone should mock up a funeral thread a la the Rock did for Austin..

I just got winked at over on match.com by a 20 year old with 2 kids... I should have deleted my profile. and no, I didn't wink back.

Maybe he'll be a badass leprechaun similar to Marcus in Bad Santa...or for even an even better comparison, the Leprechaun from the Leprechaun movies..

I have an announcement too.

Wheres my crown?

The mousetrap bit was better when it was Stalker Patti crawling around on the floor a while back. Nothing says comedy like a 50 year old virgin crawling around on the floor for money. I felt bad for her last week when they had her hold norton's cock for money to pay for new glasses that they had her believe Opie broke. Of course that was on the XM show.. And on the first show for the split, quite possibly the best thing ever was Norton reading from his Tender Sentiments box while everyone else left.

I've got my fair share and half of someone elses as well. I just realized typing not a good idea..now I've got blood all the hell over my keyboard which can be fun to clean..

I just watched Cabin fever, and given the present state of my skin on my hands.. Not a good movie choice. I am literally peeling skin off my hands. Its fun. Blood everywhere and no guaze or anything. I should probably go to Wal Mart and get some..that would probably be fun. Im beginning to think it might not be just a latex allergy..

I think we all know what happens. Rey gets the crap beat out of him for a few minutes and then Taker makes his monthly smackdown appearance..ending in a no contest or a countout or a DQ, anything but a pinfall either way..

Well, small consolation prize..it wasn't Lebron that beat em.

Well there ya go. The Wiz are done.

Snow throws the ball away..Wiz hit some fts here and they could have it locked up.

Um. Yeah.. Alright then..I'll just be going now.

Um...Im not doing anything. Now I get to blame my latex allergy that just sprang up causing me to look like I have some wierd flesh eating virus..my hands are all raw and cracked and bleeding all over the place. Oh, and I dont celebrate Cinco De Mayo cause of my french heritage..who wants to celebrate another example of your ancestors getting beaten in a war?

I sorta kinda maybe want to see it..I saw a trailer already and it looks interesting..

I want DX back as much as I want a case of hemroids. Sorry, but 9 years ago..it was cool..now its just gonna suck. and we all know..HHH will turn on Shawn eventually so we can have HHH/HBK part 1,002,032

I want another Mike Awesome/Masato Tanaka match at ONS...those two can beat the shit out of each other for 15 minutes, but I know they wont get Awesome back..

I was threatened the next time I fall asleep in the back room at work with sharpie marker eyebrows... Now anytime I fall asleep I make sure I put my head down on the table.

The Os suck. Millar gets a nice reaction from the crowd..

McNair has supposedly agreed to a 2 year 12 million contract with the Ravens..11 million of which is signing bonus money.. Um..Boller can wave Bye Bye to the starting QB position..

My Local A Ball team (Delmarva Shorebirds) are going to be playing a game at Citizen's Bank Park up in Philly on May 15th vs the Lakewood BlueClaws.. Kinda odd.